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Ke Hanhuai's Role Evaluation
Cohen's mother died when she was very young and was brought up by his grandmother. They fell in love with each other.
In 57 1 year, Wu Si Malan met Ke Hanhuai in Beihai and fell in love with him.
In 572, in the Great Wilderness, Cohen Huai swept all the cities of Huojia alone and met a 2 1 year-old star in Chuansha City. Both of them are very healthy young masters, leading the coquettish north and south and leading the young Toshihiko. Therefore, some people call it "the first human war after the 50-year famine." After more than 700 battles, Cohen and Huailie finally acted rashly and defeated him with the wave breaker. Later, in three days, Ke Hanhuai single-handedly defeated sixteen masters and three magicians from four families of the Fire Sect, and was hailed as "the first person after the fifty-year famine".
Hei Di made an exception and went through customs, summoned him personally, made him the Dragon Tooth Hou, and asked him to marry his second daughter. At that time, there were not two, and their fame caught up with the four water gods of the aquarium. Unexpectedly, he resigned and left. Kejia was furious, and the elders in the clan forced him to be a son-in-law, but he resolutely refused. Although Hei Di was generous and didn't mind, he was hated by scientists.
In 572, Wu Si Malan confessed to Gao Huai on the Black Cliff of Beihai, but Gao Huai flatly refused. From then on, she made up her mind to break Cohen's heart and be tortured and reviled by jokes all over the world!
In 572, Jian Zihao Malan introduced Ke Hanhuai to the Queen Mother of the West at the Flat Peach Club. From then on, Ke Hanhuai fell in love with the Queen Mother of the West, unable to extricate himself.
In 573, the Dragon God and several elders and maids went to Jushi Island in the North Sea, where they met an aquarium fleet. A * * * more than 30 warships surrounded them, led by Khan Huai and Ding Xie. The dragon god fell in love with Huai Khan at first sight and fell in love with his closest relatives from then on. Despite Ding Xie's dissuasion, Ke Hanhuai released the Dragon God and others.
Six months later, in order to get snails for the Queen Mother of the West, Ke Hanhuai broke into the undersea garden and saw the dragon god again. The dragon god left him in the Dragon Palace in the name of detoxification. People in the Dragon Palace learned that the Dragon God was in love with Huai Khan, and everyone was resentful and challenged Huai Khan in succession, but they were easily defeated by him. Seven days later, Huai Khan recovered from the poison wound, left the Dragon Palace with the snail of tears given to him by the Dragon God and rushed to Kunlun Mountain.
When he arrived at Kunlun Mountain, he gave the snail to the Queen Mother of the West. In order to get a roaring stone for the Dragon God, he quarreled with the Queen Mother of the West and stayed in Kunlun Mountain for several months before quietly taking down a roaring stone. When I went down the mountain, I fought a fierce battle with the golden god stone, and both sides lost.
In 574, Yuma City, an aquarium, opposed the great magician Candle dragon and was listed as a disorderly party. Shui people besieged Yuma City. Cohen Huai was originally an envoy of the right army, but he ordered the three armed forces to let everyone in Yuma City leave calmly. In a rage, Candle dragon reduced his rank to a civilian. The family took this opportunity to kick him out of the house. Since then, Huai Han has been elusive and has become an aquarium ranger. In the past two years, it is rumored that he surrendered to 13 1 a spirit beast, fought everywhere, and defeated many masters with bad conduct in five families.
In 574, Cohen returned to the East China Sea and handed the roaring stone to the dragon god.
In the next two months, Cohen stayed in the Dragon Palace to heal and gradually became friends with people in the Dragon Palace. One day, the Queen Mother of the West sent Sanqing Bird to send a message to Ke Hanhuai, saying that she would fly away with him. Khan was overjoyed, bid farewell to the dragon god and went to Kunlun Mountain again.
Two months later, Cohen returned to the East China Sea and met the Dragon God. His face was tired, and even his smile was full of burnout. He told the Dragon God that Bai Di, the elder brother of the Queen Mother of the West, had stopped them, and the Queen Mother of the West had broken off relations with him for her family. He couldn't figure out the size of heaven and earth and where there was room, so he returned to the East China Sea.
The next year, Cohen stayed in the Dragon Palace, but he looked lonely and depressed.
In 576, the Queen Mother of the West held a flat peach party, and Cohen Huai decided to see her for the last time. But he didn't know that the dragon god had quietly arrived. Arriving at Kunlun Mountain, Cohen Huai and the Empress Dowager agreed to meet at Houshanshi Pavilion. When Jian Zihao Malan learned about this, she secretly prostrated herself under the Eight Masters. She wanted to capture Cohen Huai when he was trysting with the Queen Mother of the West, and expose their affair in front of five famous families to discredit them. Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother of the West was entangled in Chixian, the son of Jin Zongzhu, and failed to keep the appointment. Khan was sad and disappointed, and his hair turned white. The eight masters who fell under their command suddenly attacked, and their hearts were filled with Khan. He didn't fight back and was seriously injured. Fortunately, the dragon god appeared in time, broke the seal of the dragon ball, killed three of the eight people, and flew down the mountain with Khan in his arms. Then the Dragon God rushed back to Wang Mu Palace, snatched Khan's daughter and the Queen Mother of the West from the new nine aunts, and gave it to Khan. Cohen Huai forced the dragon god to swear to keep a secret from the Queen Mother of the West. After returning to the East China Sea, Cohen Huai and Xianxian stayed in Gulangyu, saying that the only woman they like in this life is the Queen Mother of the West. The dragon god was sad and angry. He said something rude and angry and returned to the Dragon Palace.
In 576, in the Great Wilderness, Ke Hanhuai defeated Master Bai Shuigong Hai in Beihai at Zishi Cliff, and then released him. Master Hai took this battle as a great shame, and since then he has been hiding in the North Sea, practicing hard day and night and seeking revenge from Cohen.
When Ke Hanhuai lived in Gulangyu Island in the East China Sea, he practiced in the waves every day. At first, I used a wave breaker to stop the tide. Later, because the wave breaker was interrupted in the tsunami, I simply abandoned the knife and controlled the air with my hands. My own air knife-breaking the waves and cutting the whirlwind, is as powerful as the purple fire magic of the fire family.
In 586, Waituo Khan told the Dragon God that he would take Xianxian back to Kunlun Mountain to meet her mother. The dragon god ignored him. Huai Khan followed the sages to explore the wild west, which coincided with the fact that Candle dragon, the true god of Xuanshui, sent soldiers from all walks of life to besiege a mirage. Ke Hanhuai met Master Hai for the second time at the post office. He cut Master Hai's spring sword with a unique air knife and broke his arm. Then, he led the Five Rangers to cross thousands of miles, break through the tight encirclement, break the iron wall of Tianbi Mountain and Xuan Bing, and reach a mirage. During this period, coral flutes and tides spread to Tuoba GUI.
In 586, in the wild, Shui Bo Tianwu led an army to attack a mirage. KeHanHuai carrying Qiao Yu, bloody battle, unnatural, deus ex, jump into the sea, but was inhaled by submarine undercurrent, disappear.
In June of the Great Famine in 590, the underground undercurrent sent Ke Hanhuai to the Tongtianhe River in the West Great Famine, which coincided with the seal breaking into the ground, and Ke Hanhuai was washed away by the underground river and reappeared the Great Famine. Unfortunately, however, I met the ghost emperor in the deep heaven and was sealed in the body.
Yanmen Ozawa and Wu Si Malan threatened the Queen Mother of the West with "establishing heaven", but the Queen Mother of the West forcibly broke the seal of "establishing heaven" and sealed her scattered soul into the artifact "establishing heaven"; And his "corpse" was instantly thawed by "ice fossil tactics". It happened that Tuoba GUI and I chased the sun and arrived at Yanmen Mountain. Inspired by Tuoba GUI, they carried them on their shoulders and got away easily under the attack of two great saints. The Queen Mother of the West was very helpless and had to send a message to Bai Di with a bluebird. Go out in person and take Mao back to Kunlun from his hands. The Queen Mother of the West immediately sealed Khan's soul back into Mao's body, and then gave it to the top ten witches in Lingshan for treatment. The ten witches in Lingshan drove away the body of Huai Khan, changed his blood, fed him the elixir of life, and stuck his true spirit with sansheng stone, finally making him gradually change from "death" to "life".
In order to obtain the Three Sacred Stones and delay the demonization of Chiyou, Di Qing brazenly snatched Ke Hanhuai from Bai Di, Wang Mu and other top experts of all ethnic groups. A few days later, Huai Khan and others were informed that the ghost emperor Youtian would attack Yaochi on a large scale. Gao Huai and Chiyou rushed to Yaochi to help. On the way, they saved the dragon god and Yu Fei who were besieged by ghost soldiers, and also rescued Tuoba GUI of Yaochi in time, which hit the ghost emperor hard.
Huang Xuan, a Royal Guards in Jin Dynasty, imitated the handwriting of the Queen Mother of the West and forged letters, trying to lure Ke Hanhuai away and kill him. Although it was easy for Ke Hanhuai to see through, he was always open and fearless, so he accompanied Huang Ying to Dafeng Cliff. In a big battle between the two men, although Zhenyuan was not recovered, Gao Huai used clever tricks and tried his best to induce him to fall. Suddenly, great power broke out, forming a wild and unparalleled whirlwind, defeating Huang Ying, and "the first person in the drought in 50 years" really deserved its reputation. In order to maintain the dignity of the Kim family, he still ordered Tengu to pounce on Ke Hanhuai. Fortunately, the Queen Mother of the West appeared in time and saved Ke Hanhuai. But I don't want Jian Zihao Malan sneaking around Tuoba GUI and Yu's concubine and peeping in the dark. When the Queen Mother appeared, she threw them out at once. The Queen Mother of the West and Huang Ying, afraid of the secret, attacked Tuoba GUI together, and Jian Zihao Malan also hypocritically helped. Seeing that the situation was not good, Cohen was busy helping the Queen Mother of the West with hypocrisy, but actually opened the way for Tuoba GUI with a whirlwind. Fortunately, Di Qing arrived in time, and under the attack of three masters, Tuoba GUI and Shi Yu were easily rescued.
On the riverside, Han Huai, the Queen Mother of the West and Malan catch up. Cohen realized life and said that he would live in seclusion in the East China Sea and never set foot in the wild again.
The next day, Cohen Huai left your hotel with the Dragon God, Liugong and other dragons, and quietly returned to the East China Sea when everyone was asleep, without saying goodbye.
590 10, in the wild, Ke Hanhuai took the Dragon God and others to Tanggu to attend the wedding of Tuoba GUI and Shi Yu concubine, and was ambushed by three fleets of the aquarium. Master Hai suddenly appeared, reminding Huai Khan to be careful of the purple Vulcan cannon, saying that he would retaliate against Huai Khan in the future, and then drifted away. Huai Khan fought with Candle dragon, the true dragon god of Xuanshui. Although Candle dragon was blind and seriously injured in seven inches, both of them were also broken meridians and seriously injured in a coma. Tuoba GUI and Chiyou turned into Ssangyong, defeated Candle dragon, and then invited the top ten witches in Lingshan to treat Ke Hanhuai and the dragon god's injuries. The ten wizards of Lingshan are rejuvenated, and Khan is finally getting better. In July of 59 1 year, the second battle of mirage started. Tianwu released the North Sea ice spider and trapped the dragon, snake and fire combined fleet. Huai Khan struggled with the ice spider, but was entangled by the silver spider with silk thread and dragged into the bottom of the sea. In order to save Huai, the dragon god risked his life and jumped into the sea. Trapped in a tight encirclement with the ice spider atrix, it is at stake. At this critical moment, Ke Hanhuai sent out an unparalleled wave-breaking cyclone at the bottom of the sea, breaking the aurora cocoon in the North Sea and killing many ice spiders. In the melee, the dragon god was seriously injured. With the help of Dragon Six and others, Khan finally killed all the ice spiders. The dragon god is dying soon. Cohen embraced the dragon god, recalled the past and finally understood his love for the dragon god. But the past is over, and it's too late for him to regret it.
Author: Dragon constellation
-The North Sea ice spider is the most poisonous thing in the world. Ordinary people get a little venom and die immediately. The Dragon God fought fiercely with Candle dragon in the East China Sea, but his serious injury has not fully recovered. Without the protection of the dragon ball, he was sprayed into his eyes by a poisonous ice spider, unconscious and dying. Dragon and the witch doctor in Tanggu were helpless. In desperation, Ke Hanhuai ignored the oath and personally carried the dragon god to Lingshan. But at this point, five days later, the poison has been deeply rooted in people's hearts and bone marrow. Rao is the magical power of the top ten wizards, and he is powerless to rejuvenate. Wu Xian and Wu Peng thought hard and finally made a magical medicine from herbs. But their souls must be solidified with authentic Dan medicine first, and then refined by refining their spirits, in order to exert their efficacy. Thoroughly remove spider venom from the body.
At that time, five ethnic groups gathered in Tiandi Mountain to participate in the Five Emperors Alliance. Ke Hanhuai rushed to the scene with the dragon god and the top ten witches, borrowed a cauldron from Jiyuan Xuan and asked Tianwu for the true Dan. Not only did I not give it, but I was also cynical. He has always been indifferent to Khan, and his iron frame is clanking. At that time, he risked his life to go to the south alone. I didn't hesitate for a moment to be expelled from the aquarium or reduced to the end of the world, nor did I bow my head for help. Now, in order to save the dragon god, I bear the burden of humiliation and humiliation!
Tianwu used Ben Zhen Dan as bait and invited Ke Hanhuai to fight. In order to save the dragon god, Ke Hanhuai had to fight. Atrix and his wife spent more than 300 times together. Ke Hanhuai, in order to let Chiyou see the martial arts of Tian Wu, was forced into danger by blindly avoiding and giving in. Xingtian couldn't help but make a noise, and he was pregnant with the magic of "dragon sucking water". "Dragon Sucking Water" is a magical skill of ancient Shui people. It can be turned into a horn wind by the true qi, breaking clouds and wiping electricity, and sucking water from nearby rivers, lakes and seas into the sky, forming a powerful "dragon water knife", hence the name. The two men fought for more than a hundred rounds, and Tianwu War Division couldn't stand it, but Khan broke his mask. In a rage, he turned into an octupole tiger, trying to suck up the true qi of Khan. At a critical juncture, Cohen changed the meridians with the tactics of "tidal flow", injuring Tianwu, but he was also seriously injured. Chiyou went forward to fight with Tianwu atrix. At the time of life and death, Tuoba GUI arrived and separated them.
Tuoba GUI released two snakes, Yin and Yang, from the devil's pot. Gu Wu and Wu Zhen, among the ten witches in Lingshan, were overjoyed. They immediately extracted the bile of the two snakes, Yin and Yang, and treated the eyes of the dragon god. Although the medical skills of the ten witches in Lingshan are superb, the dragon god has been poisoned deeply, and the snake gall can only save his life, but his eyes are blind.
When Ao returned to the East China Sea, he gave the throne to Bin Nanxian, while he lived on Sunset Island and was cared for by Huai Khan. Long yahou, seeing all the cold in the world, had the heart to leave the dust behind. After saving the dragon god, he decided not to pay attention to things in the wild. Take a boat with her, live in seclusion in the East China Sea, and live in peace with the world.
In the following years, the wild land was torn apart, and wars broke out everywhere, and the dragons were involved, but Ke Hanhuai never escaped from this world and was immune to it. Accompanied by the dragon god, life is happy and peaceful.
In the autumn of 594, Jiyuan announced that Ying Long, the true god of Huanglong, would sneak into the Dragon Palace and collude with the dragon boats of Nanhai and others to annihilate the dragon in one fell swoop. Ao Yueyun, the sixth duke who returned from the expedition, noticed that the Dragon Palace had changed, and immediately decided to send a group of people to the island to move the Dragon God and to calm down the chaos. He went to the party alone and saved the day. Tuoba GUI helped him defeat the conspiracy of Ying Long and others. As soon as the Dragon God and Huai Han arrive, they will join the Miao Army and kill the water butcher.
The wedding of Ji Yuanxuan and Xian Xian is coming. Dragon God, Ke Hanhuai and others arrived in Kunlun Mountain with Tuoba GUI. Huai Khan quietly visited the Queen Mother of the West, and collected the true face of Ji Xuan to Di Hong, framed the cause and effect of Tuo Domineering, and even the secret relationship with Jian Zihao Malan and Bing Yi. I implore the Queen Mother of the West to stop the wedding immediately and publicly expose Di Hong's plot. The Queen Mother of the West immediately made a plan of "rebirthing" and lured Ji Yuanxuan and others to Bai Di's mausoleum, but he dared not show his true colors. They originally wanted to capture Ji Yuanxuan alive, but they didn't want Ji Yuanxuan to make a dirty move again. Instead, he was ambushed by poison and couldn't move. Ji Yuanxuan and Wu Si Malan are proud of themselves and put together their plans for the past 20 years. Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother of the West made many unknown truths known to the world with the help of the spiritual power of the locust horn. She had already ordered people to hide the antidote in the incense burner, and the poison in the crowd gradually disappeared.
In order to force Tuoba GUI to tell the whereabouts of the ice wing, Jian Zihao Malan stabbed the dragon god with a poisonous knife. At the critical moment, Huai Khan suddenly attacked and wounded Jian Zihao Malan. It turned out that although he was poisoned by cold toxin, he changed the direction of meridians slightly with "trend", so he saved 20% of the true qi. But this time, I tried my best and tried my best. Jiyuan Xuan took the opportunity to storm and fell to the ground with Khan seriously injured, dying. Tuoba GUI's timely action to fight the ghost king is inextricably linked with this battle. Jian Zihao Malan ordered Hong Ying and Bi Calyx to kill Ke Hanhuai, but the Queen Mother of the West used the double-wound spell to open the meridians, killed Hong Ying and Bi Calyx, and fought fiercely with Jian Zihao Malan. The five ethnic groups have realized the truth and started a scuffle. After the war, Di Hong and others were defeated, but the Queen Mother died unfortunately. Huai Han and the dragon god were put into the magic pot in time by Tuoba GUI, safe and sound.
Cohen knew the thoughts of the Queen Mother of the West before her death, so she appeared calm and calm in front of the eternal tactic. Outside the tomb of the Queen Mother, she didn't shed a tear, but presented half a bunch of white chrysanthemums and several flutes. After the situation stabilized, Tuoba GUI wanted to invite Huai Khan to lead the troops to the north to crusade against Tianwu, but now the Queen Mother of the West is dead and Huai Khan has no attachment to the wild. He joined hands with the dragon god and descended from Kunlun Mountain. Since then, he has sent ships and lived in seclusion in the East China Sea for many, many years. ...
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