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Mosquitoes and vampires are better
There are about 2700 species of mosquitoes in the world, the main harm is to spread diseases. According to research, mosquitoes spread more than 80 diseases. On the earth, no animal is more harmful to human beings than mosquitoes.
As a creature, its history is much earlier than that of vampires. Don't you know it bites vampires, too?
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According to the individual viability, it should be that vampires are fierce (both groups and mosquitoes can give birth, and the total number of eggs laid by each female mosquito in her life is about 1000-3000).
Under natural conditions, the life span of male mosquitoes after mating is about 7- 10 days, but it can live to 1 to 2 months in the laboratory. Female mosquitoes can live at least 1 to 2 months, and have lived in the laboratory for 4 months.
Vampires That's great. Never grow old.
There are many cheap ways to kill mosquitoes.
* If you want to kill vampires, that's great. First of all, you should have the courage to find him. Tools are much more advanced, such as garlic, holy water and crosses. But you can't meet advanced sacred things. He is afraid of sunshine and fire, and can only be really killed if he burns to ashes.
It must be nice to be killed by a vampire if you don't listen to people killed by mosquitoes. Rumor has it that he is as happy as a drug addict. Four hundred years of shock is my favorite.
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