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Laugh till I go to bed at midnight! The words of the tiger and the wolf in Ningmin Town make people eat rice.
Ningmin Town is a rural poverty alleviation drama.
Why is it funnier than watching Country Love?
Several leading actors in the play, plus a unique country accent.
It's just a copy of "Xie Guangkun, Liu Neng and Zhao Si".
And these "words of the tiger and the wolf" completely dominated the jokes of many viewers.
From The Dressing Table to Zhang Jiayi in Ningmin Town.
It seems that BUFF has been added. The horse he played shouted at the top of his voice all day.
And it's funny to export it.
Especially such a scene in the play.
Zhang Shucheng and Ma Defu went to Ma to shout for water and asked him to help persuade the villagers to support poverty alleviation.
But some villagers didn't understand, so they shouted water at the horse, complaining that they were hungry and vomited.
As a result, the horse shouted, "Did you eat shit and spit like this?"
Suddenly, the villagers were shocked and didn't know how to respond.
As for the village head Ma Shoushui, who do you love? Don't lie to me with other words.
You have to cooperate with me when I say it.
"You eat shit like this" must have never seen such a picturesque line in "Country Love".
It is reported that when shooting this scene, Zhang Jiayi forgot his lines.
It may be that I entered the play deeply, so I made up such a line by feeling, but I didn't expect it to become a classic of this plot.
Ma Shoushui is a village head at work and a family cook in life.
While he was cooking, his son Ma Debao and his nephew Jawa went home.
As soon as she got to the yard, Jiawa smelled her uncle cooking.
He asked, "What are you cooking?"
Ma said he was cooking without turning his head.
After a hard day's work, Gawa wanted to eat something good, and asked doubtfully, why didn't he cook the meat?
Look, the horse shouted for water and raised his neck and neck in front of his nephew.
"My uncle has a piece of dead meat on his heel. Do you chew? "
When this remark came out, it caused the whole network to burst into laughter. Horses shout for water, horses shout for water. You really don't care what the audience thinks.
In case someone is eating braised pork and watching the drama in front of the screen at this time.
Will you immediately spray rice when you hear such "the words of the tiger and the wolf"?
Ma Shoushui's second son, Ma Debao, is bent on making money by working on his own.
As long as you find a job, you have two partners, Li and Gava.
But due to the arrival of wheat seedlings, Ma Debao took the lead in absenteeism.
So Mai Miao felt guilty and apologized to Ma Debao.
But Ma Debao, who has always liked wheat seedlings, didn't take it seriously.
If you say you lost your job, you will find it again. This is bullshit. The living will suffocate.
This eloquent ability completely inherited the gene of his father's horse calling for water.
But these words made Mai Miao listen to dirty words.
When Ma Debao was puzzled, Mai Miao also responded with golden sentences.
"Fart is not dirty, how dare you put it in front of people?"
"If urine is not dirty, how dare you pee your crotch?"
God, this little girl just appeared, giving people a feeling of being a simple little girl.
I didn't expect Tucao to be so powerful, so I can go to Tucao Conference to make a wave.
Of course, the most interesting part in the play is the role of Li played by You Yongzhi.
This old baby who runs wild all the time, whenever he appears in the camera, is the "fragrant cake" in the eyes of the audience.
Not as funny as Xie Guangkun.
When the village collectively grows wheat, it must be irrigated by canal first.
But I didn't expect the personnel who managed the water valve to delay releasing water.
Ma defu came to the door to reflect this matter, and then there was water in the ditch.
Unexpectedly, the water flow is too small to meet the requirements of irrigating crops.
Li flew into a rage.
Organize villagers to find the top leaders and seek justice in person.
He said with a sad face, "The current is as small as a baby peeing."
Just after Mai Miao criticized Ma Debao for swearing, Li Judas once again explained what "textbook-style" swearing was.
Combined with the expression on his face at that time, who can resist laughing?
Besides, Li is calculating, smart and lazy.
When Ma Defu, Ma Shoushui and Secretary Zhang were planning poverty alleviation work, they asked the villagers for help and found Li.
Li stayed at home and made it clear that he opposed it.
"Why are you fighting? If you can't fight, you won't fight. "
"Whoever can struggle will struggle, and I will stay at home."
If I don't go, I won't go
In order to change the subject, Li directly exposed Ma's call to kill guinea fowl with water to help the poor.
The horse repeatedly denied it by shouting water and tearing his throat. Li spoke directly.
"You asked 81 poverty-stricken chickens to line up and let Zhang review."
Everyone who knows understands what Li said.
But I don't know. I thought the poverty alleviation chicken was a "fighter"
Still waiting in line for review? Is this the rhythm of fighting?
I have to say that in this funny film, Lee is absolutely indispensable.
In addition, Chen Jinshan, played by Guo Jingfei, also delighted the audience.
When his Minnan language was exported, many people were at a loss.
When Chen Jinshan went to Diaozhuang, he lost something because he met a thief on the train.
Finally, he came to the public security bureau to ask the police for help, but his dialect made the police unable to start.
I had to ask Ma Defu to translate for me.
Chen Jinshan explained the process of being stolen, which showed that he had lost a fungus developed by the professor.
This is very helpful for plant cultivation in the village.
In other words, the thief directly invested in the professor's scientific research.
In the process of speaking, the expression was stiff, and then mixed with dialects, which made Ma Defu in a dilemma.
Finally, in Madford, I guessed that "thieves want to do scientific research".
Chen Jinshan was speechless after hearing this, but he didn't expect his dialect to be more difficult to understand than a foreign language.
Miao Jun saw these "words of the tiger and the wolf" and the performances of these characters in Ningmin Town when he was chasing the drama overnight.
Also in the middle of the night, I laughed and beat the bed. I can't help but doubt that this is definitely a rural drama to help the poor.
It's a complete replica of country love.
I have to say that with the joining of these old opera bones, the reputation of this drama has exploded.
The online score is as high as 9.4 points.
The score of "Big Rivers 2" 9.1is high enough.
I didn't expect Ningmin Town to be the "bearer" of film and television dramas in the past two years.
I wonder if you like this play?
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