What is Degang Guo's crosstalk line that made Yu Qian amputate? Check it for me.

A: It's good to listen to cross talk more. It can cure diseases.

Really?

A: If you are in a bad mood, you will have fun and no worries when you listen to cross talk.

B: That's right.

A: But if you are really sick, you must go to the hospital for treatment.

B: Yes.

A: Now medicine is very developed, and everything can be cured, no matter what organ is changed, serious illness and minor illness can be cured. In the past,

Can you imagine, changing organs?

Never heard of it.

A: For example, B's heart is broken. What should the doctor say? (Abdominal incision) This one is broken and rotten.

B: that's not so fast.

A: Cut it off. It is empty. Let's put the watch aside and let it jump. A wolf died in the zoo, put that heart

Cut it, put it on, sew it up and leave the hospital.

B: All right.

A: Well, I got up at three o'clock in the evening and went to the Woods to see the moon.

B: OK, OK, as long as my eyes don't change color.

A: That's what I mean. Organ transplantation was unthinkable in the past. Both arms and legs are fine.

B: These limbs will do.

A: Yes. After the performance, everyone left, driving Mercedes-Benz and BMW. You are an old artist.

B: You have to drive well.

A: By bike.

You might as well drive a tractor.

A: At first glance, there is a girl in front. Seen from the back, she is beautiful with long hair fluttering. When she looks at it, she looks, oh, so beautiful.

We must catch him.

What do you mean by catch?

Answer: Pedal (action)

I had a hard time.

Come to the front (action)

I don't watch the road.

She looks just like Sister Furong.

This is a waste of time.

That's disgusting. It scared him. As soon as he braked, the whole person flew out, and a sidewalk car came by you.

The arm passed by and the driver stopped in the wrong way.

B: Give it back to me.

A: That's right. Alas, it's still wrong.

Have you thought about it before you leave?

A: An hour.

B: Just to crush me.

My arm was crushed.

B: That's not bad.

A: People are watching. The bus has left.

B: Just wait for the bus to leave.

Help! You've squashed that rascal.

B: Nobody makes a hullabaloo about like that.

A: (ambulance sounds)

B: Here it is.

The ambulance is coming. As soon as the door opened, two little nurses came down, like fairies.

B: It's beautiful.

He's beautiful. He is 1.78 meters tall, with a beard on his cheeks, a slap to protect his heart and two tattoos on his body.

Fawei

B: Do you have striped hairtail?

A: Take a big leather bag and wear a pair of plastic shoes. Where is it? Where is the pressure?

B: Here comes the pig slayer.

A: Lift you up, throw you into the car and close the door (ambulance sounds).

B: It was sent to the slaughterhouse.

A: I was taken to the hospital. The doctor said it needed to be amputated. I need an injection first. Stay there.

B: Lie down.

Take off your pants (action)

Not that much.

A: You practice changing your face.

B: What's the change of face? this is

A: The doctor took out a pen (circled).

B: the doctor's eyes.

A: Injection.

Oh, can you stand it?

A: Amputation. Open the refrigerator.

B: Why?

A: Looking for a chainsaw.

The chainsaw is in the refrigerator.

Hairtail, kebab and shrimp. Oh, here they come. Have a drink (water spray).

B: why is that?

A: Disinfection

You'd better not disinfect.

A: Come on, two nurses press (action).

This is cutting meat.

A: Take a new arm and put it on. It's pickled.

B: How about opening a shop in Sun Erniang?

Answer: Tighten the screws. All right.

B: That's good.

A: Writing, playing computer and playing the piano.

B: Musical instruments will do.

A: Work (action)

This is the way you work.

A: Well, show me your hand. It's just like real, isn't it?

B: This is a good player.

A: Legs will do.

Really?

Well, you're in the wild again.

I don't remember.

A: There is a big high wall in front, two windows, steam, water and people talking.

What do you mean?

A: Second sister, rub my back. This is the legendary female bathhouse. Let's have a look (action)

B: Why high school and low school?

A: Something is wrong. It's fake.

B: OK.

Alas, the boiler room, that window is. When I came down, there were eight security guards standing on the ground. Why? Rock climbing girl

Public bath

B: How silly of me.

A: Run.

B: Yes.

A: You run from Shaoxing to Hebei in three minutes.

B: Soon.

A: (gasping)

I can't breathe.

A big truck came and hit it. It was dark in front of you, and it took you five minutes to understand (touch your head).

It's okay.

Everything is fine.

Well, whose foot is that? (jump)

B: I didn't know when I jumped over.

You want to know.

B: Not surprising.

A: Well, these shoes are very similar to mine. Untie your shoelaces. Alas, the socks are the same as mine. Oh, my foot.

B: Isn't it?

A: what about saving people?

That's what I call it. This is a long process.

A: (ambulance voice) Two nurses came down, their cheeks and beards hung down, slapped their hearts to protect them, and threw one or two into the car (

Ambulance sound)

B: To the hospital.

The doctor is eating. He came earlier today than yesterday. What happened? Broken leg, amputation. Go down (act)

)

B: Come on, come on, you've changed your face.

Answer: Draw a circle, give an injection, rummage through the freezer, find a chainsaw, press (saw) the old one and pickle it.

B: Go ahead, that's it.

The new one will be installed soon. Just tighten the screws.

B: That was quick.

A: Not only that, but also the brain.

B: Boss?

Of course, your leg is healed, and you can go back to the wild again.

I'm still going out.

A: Sitting on the roadside, it's not time to get off work, and the girls haven't come out yet.

B: I came to see that girl.

A: In the back building, a cement slab fell and weighed more than 4,000 kilograms. You want to know why it is dark.

B: What's the matter?

A: I lost my head when I touched it with my hand.

I lost my mind.

A: It's stuck in the chest.

I'm stuck.

A: (covering his mouth) Help! Somebody please.

Okay, okay, stop yelling.

A: It's boring.

B: nonsense, it's all in my chest, and it's not boring.

A: (ambulance sounds) Two little nurses come down.

B: It belongs to those two slaughterhouses.

A: Long hair, thick eyebrows, big eyes and small cherry mouth. Put on your miniskirt and come here.

B: Hey, ok.

A: Have a look.

I can't see. It's all in. What should I see?

A: Get in. (ambulance voice) You are in the hospital. The doctor is eating. I knew you would come.

B: Why does this doctor always eat?

A: Pry your head out, cut it off, get a new one, brush your eyebrows and eyes, and hit you.

finally

B: All right.

A: Dead.