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Humor of being posted with a ticket and being sent to a circle of friends (40 sentences)

Humor about being issued a ticket to a circle of friends: 1. The stumbling is not high, and the violation is not small.

2. Be prepared for danger in times of peace.

3. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which, like the first car, is parked outside the parking space and is often given a ticket …

I used to think I was a good driver, but I felt really embarrassed when I received a fine for violating the rules. For the first time, the fine of 1000 yuan is really too much.

Last week, I pressed the line, and this week I was speeding. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

Since all the tickets have been posted, let's drive away tomorrow morning. As a result, I got a ticket in the morning and watched the car being towed away.

7. When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

8. For illegal parking without penalty points, will the premium be increased next year, or do not deal with the violation first, and then buy insurance for next year in June 65438+ 10.

9. Take Wan Li Road, and be careful of the first step.

10. I haven't violated the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!

1 1. God, is it so hard to break the rules? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.

12. Slow down, don't rush, and always take care of your life.

13. Even if you give a ticket to the car, you must first make up your makeup and take a selfie.

14. Call me after the big break! Said I broke the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection. .

15. You can buy tickets within ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

16. Go civilized and go home safely.

17. As many smiles as there are on my face, there are many stories behind me. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

18. Today, after eating essence, I feel the wind is unclear, white clouds are floating, the sky doesn't understand rain, and my eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I can't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.

19. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we will be given a ticket.

20. For the first time in my life, I broke the rules. Let's commemorate it.

Humorous talk about being posted with a ticket and sending it to a circle of friends Part II: 2 1. I made a rough calculation, and the penalty for violating the rules is at least twenty. This morning, I sent another short message at 3: 150.

22. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

23. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

24. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! I drive the slowest, okay? He also said that he would control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption. This is the result! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader, and I was unhappy!

25. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.

26. Don't let your parents' hardships go up in smoke at the moment of violation.

27. You go, I go, everyone goes, and there is a sense of security: you let, I let, everyone let, and safe travel is guaranteed.

28. I cried too much at the movies, and my tears flowed downwards. Then I got off the bus and got a ticket, crying even more sadly. Besides, it's raining. How did this happen?

I lost a lot. In order to go shopping in the supermarket, I finally had a meal. Fine for eating the car 150.

30. Stop at the red light, go at the green light and take the zebra crossing.

3 1. Do not take risks for temporary gain, or operate illegally for temporary gain.

32. Time, everyone can't keep anything, including pain, happiness and life. I ate a fine and wanted to correct it.

33. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

34. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. The milk tea was taken away by the takeaway brother and made again. On the way home, I found that the car was out of gas at all, so I went to refuel at once.

35. Seeing that the roadside was full of cars, I stopped there, waited in line for two hours, ate cake for ten minutes, and came back in line only to find that my car was given a ticket, but there was no sign prohibiting parking.

36. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

37. I'm really sad to be fined 200 yuan for illegal parking.

38. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

39. On the day of counting down, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and the mobile phone was flooded at night.

40. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

Humor of a bus ticket in a circle of friends

Humorous talk about the circle of friends who have been fined (I) 1. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

Today, I am really helpless. Never let yourself drive carefully when driving. I broke the rules for the first time and received a fine. All this is a bolt from the blue.

For you, me and his safety.

4. Don't do it because of small safety matters, and don't do it because of small violations.

5. Be civilized and go home safely.

6. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

8. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

9. Illegal asylum means harm to employees.

10. It turned out that you were given a ticket because you violated the regulations. How can a circle of friends be wronged by the traffic police?

1 1. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and is often fined. ...

12. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.

13. No points will be deducted for illegal parking. The premium will be increased next year, so let's not deal with the violation first. Wait until 65438+ 10 to buy insurance for next year.

14. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife's home be empty!

15. If you don't play by the rules, it will be difficult to keep safe if something happens.

16. Warning You want to warn, ok? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.

17. I'm really sorry. I was fined 200 yuan for parking illegally.

18. Everyone travels politely every day, and the roads are safe and smooth every day.

19. Safety is the foundation of life, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

20. There is no fine or penalty for speeding violation. Surprise, accident, happiness!

Humorous talk about the circle of friends who have been fined (2)1. Safety depends on responsibility, and the accident is to find the perpetrator.

22. You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?

23. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

24. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

25. You can speed up at any time if you like. But I need to remind you that the ticket issued by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.

26. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!

27. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?

28. I cried too much at the movies, and my tears flowed downwards. Then I got off the bus and got a ticket, crying even more sadly. Besides, it's raining. How did this happen?

29. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

30. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.

3 1. I have been driving for two years and haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.

32. Walk on the sidewalk. If there is no sidewalk, take the roadside.

33. Safety is a blessing, and violation of regulations is a curse.

We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we will be given a ticket.

35. Seeing that the roadside was full of cars, I stopped there, waited in line for two hours, ate cake for ten minutes, and came back in line only to find that my car was given a ticket, but there was no sign prohibiting parking.

36. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.

37. I am really unlucky. Today, I met a traffic police uncle and was fined for riding a bicycle, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!

38. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.

39. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger predicted that the weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!

40. Give me a call after the big break! Said I broke the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection. .

Talk about the feelings of friends who have been fined (40 sentences)

Talk about the feelings of friends who were fined (I) 1. Safe production of the full moon, illegal lack of half.

2. Illegal overloading is not worth the loss.

3. Go on the road in a civilized way and go home safely.

Today, I am really helpless. Never let yourself drive carefully when driving. First violation, violation received a fine. All this is really like a bolt from the blue.

5. Don't do it because of small safety matters, and don't do it because of small violations.

I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

7. Everyone travels politely every day, and the roads are safe and smooth every day.

8. From 8: 00 pm to 3: 00 am, the penalty for violating the limit number was 100, and the round trip was 44 kilometers, 8 hours, excluding the fuel fee, which exceeded the huge negative expectation. . .

9. Safety lies in caution, and violation of regulations often leads to accidents.

10. drunk driving, take your life.

1 1. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife leave the room empty!

12. If we can't stop the "three violations", we can't start production.

13. I am really unlucky. Today, I met a traffic police uncle and was fined for riding a bicycle, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!

14. Call me after the big break! Said I broke the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection. .

15. I haven't violated the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. Even funnier, I broke the rules in the same place three times. I am really angry!

16. The current traffic regulations are particularly good. Riding an electric car was fined 20. I feel that I will be a law-abiding person in the future!

17. Safety should not be based on good and small, and violations should not be based on evil and small.

18. I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data has not changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.

19. Recently, the deduction is a bit serious. I've just been fined and posted a ticket for violation. Last night, I was lucky to be with Mix, and today I was posted.

20. Wealth safety production, illegal operation accidents.

Talk about the mood of the circle of friends who were fined (2)1. This road faces the sky, please turn right.

22. Through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety is always in my heart.

According to my rough calculation, I have deducted at least 20 points for violating the rules. This morning, I sent another short message at 3: 150.

I got a ticket when I came out for my birthday. 200 yuan, more expensive than the food I ate. I was so angry that I didn't even have a good mood.

25. You go, I go, everyone goes, and there is a sense of security: you let, I let, everyone let, and safe travel is guaranteed.

26. Traffic safety is everyone's business.

27. A small step of comity is a big step for civilization.

28. It turned out that you were given a ticket because you violated the rules. How can a circle of friends be turned into a wicked person by the traffic police?

29. Drink more wine before going to work, and the accident will go with you. Sleep in class, you will be called by accident.

We can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

3 1. I secretly went to work to buy food with my colleagues at noon. I was so bored in the afternoon that I blew water in someone else's office, and I didn't know there was a ticket posted on the car.

32. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

33. What a terrible day today! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...

34. Do not cross or lean on the guardrails of sidewalks, carriageways and railway crossings.

35. Don't be careless in safety operation, it's easy to have an accident if you violate the rules.

I was fined twice for parking this week. Constellation bloggers predict the weekly fortune too accurately, which makes me laugh!

37. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!

38. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't let life go backwards.

39. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.

40. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

Friends circle sentences (40 sentences) that accidentally posted tickets.

Friends circle sentence (the first sentence) 1 If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

2. Warning? You want a warning, okay? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.

3. I am also very helpless. Of course, it's not all my fault. It has been six years since I got my driver's license, and I will lose points for the first time.

4. Safe production is full moon, and illegal operation is short of half.

Even if you give the car a ticket, you should make up your makeup first and take a selfie to record it.

6. Drinking before going to work is like entering the tiger's mouth.

7. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

8. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, it will be difficult to keep safe if something goes wrong.

I got a ticket today. I want to know enough is enough. Why should I end up like this?

10. create your own happiness safely, and leave the world suffering if you violate it.

1 1. There are as many stories behind me as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

12. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!

13. The stumbling is not high and the violation is not small.

14. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety, and the whole family will be happy.

15. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

16. Safety comes from caution in sticking to posts, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to posts.

17. You, me and him are safe.

18. Even the wind is sweet on the way to drink. I was given a ticket today. Can I swear gracefully?

19. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.

20. I heard today that there is a new rule to deduct driving duties. One car can only eliminate the violation of three cars, that is, one car can only deduct three points. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !

Friends circle sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Don't do it because of small safety matters, and don't do it because of small violations.

22. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which, like the first car, is parked outside the parking space and is often given a ticket …

23. Woo hoo. I wanted to move a parking space for fear of getting a ticket, and then I rubbed the car. That was the next day.

24. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

25. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!

27. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.

28. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.

29. I received a ticket for illegal parking. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

30. In the afternoon, my mother insisted on buying clothes for my animal year. I went out for a walk, bought nothing and scraped my car. I got a ticket yesterday and got hurt today. This is a lucky year.

3 1. After eating essence today, I feel that the wind is unknown, the clouds are drifting, the sky doesn't understand rain, and my eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I can't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.

32. There was no violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

33. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.

34. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. The milk tea was taken away by the takeaway brother and made again. On the way home, I found that the car was out of gas at all, so I went to refuel at once.

35. On the way, I saw a beautiful woman who looked familiar. I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.

36. Driving is not standardized, and relatives cry. Please fasten your seat belt when driving.

37. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't let life go backwards.

38. I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light today. It is a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.

39. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

40. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.