About 520 humorous sentences (37 selected sentences)

"The people who show love have changed batch after batch, and only I am single." In the communication between people, we will share with our friends the sentences with depth. These sentences can express our feelings. Can you share the sentences we often send? Perhaps "Humorous Sentences about 520" is what you are looking for. Please collect this page for subsequent reading.

1, life is precious, love is not so expensive, don't meet, go home and sleep.

No snowflake is innocent during an avalanche. Similarly, I am single, and none of you women are innocent.

This is the most popular scam at present. Hook you up with her, let her know you, then fall in love with you, cheat you into marriage, let you walk into the grave of love, don't be a brother.

It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift of 520. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no.

People who love you will not leave because of your neglect, and those who want to leave will not stop because of your retention.

6, a good man is to sleep a woman repeatedly, and sleep for a lifetime!

7. I forgot to report. I started dating yesterday! I really like my brother who I have known for a long time. The future is not discouraged. It's all sweet talk. He is considerate of me, too. How happy he is. As for why he suddenly has a boyfriend? Because I copied all these.

8. Lonely people always smell of headphones in their ears.

9, reluctant to hurt others, always smile and forgive; She doesn't care about herself and always supports her with tears. Some feelings can only be given to the heart and rubbed into tears; Some feelings can only stay in the mouth and hide in the heart.

10, I need to talk to you. I fell in love with a boy I have known for a long time. I really like him and will not be discouraged in the future. It's all sweet talk. He was really considerate and I had a good time! As for why I suddenly have a boyfriend, because I copied all this.

1 1, then it's just you and me, not us.

12,520 is fake, only 502 is real, a drop lasts for three seconds, and it will never be separated. Even if it is separated, it will peel off.

13, do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like a person drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning into tears. My heart hurts, and only you are the antidote.

14. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

15, now I know why pants are designed as pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

16, everyone says I'm single, hehe, that's funny, everyone is the same, aren't you double?

17, I have never been a good farewell person. I hesitated for a long time. I don't know what to do or say to save the ending of the story, so I still bear it with silence. I don't think anything I say will help, because I know very well in my heart that if it weren't for me and never say goodbye forever, you really wouldn't leave.

1520XX May 20th, May 20th. Don't you know? This is called digital love story! I love you, I love you, I love you all my life! I really love you!

19, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

20. Weaver embroidered brocade, cowherd and Hexi hope. The bridge between the magpie and the river is 520 short. May love last forever, and the moon will last forever. I want the Milky Way to die, so that the two stars will be clean forever! Today is 520. It is said that Cowherd and Weaver Girl can meet today, but where are you?

2 1. The only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot.

22, single, because there are others in my heart, I can't support the second person.

23. It is said that single dog and winter vacation homework are more suitable for Valentine's Day.

24, whether there is a shortage of light bulbs, eating or not is not important, mainly because I want to observe love at close range.

25. People who feel single for a long time will really get single cancer. If someone comes into your life little by little, there will be a sense of unease that the pace of life will be disrupted.

26, next Valentine's Day, but you have no date, so sad.

27. In the future, the boy I like will always accompany me, and I can't unscrew the bottle cap.

28, I am convinced that it is too annoying to find quarrels and fall in love. Just because I didn't want to send a circle of friends, I was angry and said that I was pretending to be single. Isn't this wrong?

29. We all want the kind of love that can get married by holding hands, but we live in an era when there is no result in bed. For a man, the most helpless thing is to meet a girl who wants to take care of her life at the age when she has the least material ability. For a woman, the most regrettable thing is meeting someone who can't wait at the best age.

30. No matter how beautiful it is, it is futile to keep your promise; No matter how strong the friendship is, it is futile not to cherish it. Life is born by fate, warmed by affection, and scattered by not cherishing it. Believe it or not, it is between people's thoughts. Live high. People who know you don't need to explain, and people who don't know you don't need to explain!

3 1, the best explanation about 520: five minutes of love, two people's affairs, 0 minutes to finish.

32. I finally became what you expected most, but now I despise you.

33. A man's words can't be cashed just like a blank check.

34. Someone asked me what "520" meant, and I smiled: 5 is five implementations, namely, implementing economic restructuring, implementing precise incentives, implementing social security, implementing environmental governance, and implementing anti-corruption; 2 is two essentials, namely Jinshan Yinshan, Green Water Qingshan, and 0 is zero tolerance for illegal and criminal activities. I hope we can all live according to the socialist core values.

The biggest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.

36. Someone else's 520 is being transferred, and mine is still in Bai Hua.

37, convinced, 520 looking for quarrels, falling in love is too annoying. Just because I don't want to make friends, I am angry and say that I am pretending to be single. Isn't that right? what do you think? I didn't force him to show me. Everyone commented on whether I was wrong or whether Dilraba was too melodramatic.