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Every time I write a composition, I have to make trouble

1. How to improve your writing ability? I think my writing ability is ok. I like reading very much, especially novels. No matter what book you read, you will extract your favorite, good-looking and good sentences or paragraphs when you see it.

Before writing a composition, look at what meets the requirements, where it should be put and what changes should be made, and then think of some sentences to connect, or start writing around them after choosing them. It may be a bit slow and difficult at first, but I think it is very effective. At that time, the requirement for writing a composition was a bit high. I have to make a draft first, read it by myself, and then copy it in the composition book after revision. The exam is no exception (of course, it depends on how much time you have left).

I don't think you should write it in your composition book as soon as you come. It is also helpful to write a draft before writing. Not only writing, but also writing something at ordinary times, and it is best to make a draft first.

2. Pupils with poor reading comprehension and composition cry and make trouble in their homework. What should I do? It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. Here's how to write: 1. Check the meaning of the question: be careful, if the meaning of the question is not good, the article is irrelevant, so ... you should take 2-3 minutes to look at the composition question first, and then answer the basic knowledge question at the beginning.

2. Set up a good center: at least guide yourself to say what you like and don't like. Are you moved or opposed? Happiness or pain? Philosophy or affection? Is it praise or criticism? ....................................................................................................................................................... ........................... 3. Choose materials: things that meet the requirements of the topic, that you are familiar with and can write well.

4. Write an outline: (1) Write the central content and theme in one sentence; (2) What should be written at the beginning, middle and end? (3) Type the beginning and end of the draft and the opening sentence of each paragraph. The next step is to write a composition on the test paper. We should try our best to achieve it in one go. As long as the outline and the manuscript at the beginning, end and beginning of the paragraph are well written, it is not difficult to do it at one go, and you can write the composition well after thinking fluently for 20 minutes.

3.600 words 1 1 Zhang Yining, the world table tennis champion, once said, "A person's biggest opponent is himself. As long as he can beat himself, there are not many real opponents. " Yes, as long as you don't lose to yourself, you can surpass all your opponents. Indeed, I have experienced it myself.

Every time I write a composition since I was a child, it always collapses one word at a time. Sometimes, in order to make up the number of words, I will make it up, which is far from the central idea of the article. In fact, in order to make up the number of words required by the teacher, there are no good words and sentences in my mind. Teachers usually memorize good words and sentences, but I don't use them at all, so I feel very boring every time I write a composition. Gradually, I began to be afraid of writing. But since I read Xiao's diary that my mother bought me, "Come on! You won't lose to yourself. I have a heartfelt idea, that is: I want to overcome my fears, make myself love writing, and like writing from the heart. In order to exercise myself, I decided to start by keeping a diary.

When I started to keep a diary, I seemed to be keeping a running account and ending the day by describing what happened from morning till night. I read Hu Xiaoxiao's diary and found that he always wrote down the most important things of the day. Slowly, I also tried to describe the important things that happened that day in Hu Xiaoxiao's way. When I persisted for about a month, I began to try to write a composition.

Perhaps after a period of "diary training", gradually, my mind has a certain train of thought. When I wrote my first composition, fragments popped out of my little head. Then, one word after another jumped out of my pen, and I couldn't stop. Time passed gradually, and finally, I finished writing this composition. That is a kind of sweetness in my heart, because I finally defeated myself.

Really, as long as a person succeeds in defeating himself, nothing in this world can't be defeated.

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4. Why do I feel speechless every time I write a Chinese composition? Why do students have nothing to say in their compositions? It is often said that "writing is talking with a pen" and writing is "I write my mouth, I write my heart". To tell the truth, I often talk earnestly in composition class, for fear that my disciples don't understand my good intentions.

However, when the words are finished, the students are still writing blind: there is nothing to say. Even if you write an article of 300 to 500 words, it is as thin as the porridge cooked by the landlord for hard workers in the story, so light that a bird can jump out of your mouth.

Why is this? I used my genius brain to think and think, guess and guess, and finally got something. Listen and see: when people talk, they can come with their mouths open, without blowing off dust, and even talk about their own happiness, such as how the water of the Yellow River went out of heaven and into the ocean, never to return; There are also a few friends who talk about excitement, argot, pun and humor, which can make listeners laugh; Even if you occasionally eavesdrop on the conversations of boys in grade four or five, it is more classic than the Book of Songs. Wow, you are familiar with such things as Fu Bixing, humorous, profound, implicit, direct, obscure, rough and lacking everything. Even a knowledgeable person can combine the elegance and vulgarity of the East and the West.

To put it bluntly, if you record what those boys say into articles, I'm afraid some doctors studying Chinese may not be able to understand them all. But in reality, why do many primary school students get big heads as soon as they get the composition questions? I analyzed two reasons: First, students have no interest and motivation in writing.

Think about it, writing a composition is just like eating, playing cards, watching TV, running, calculating problems, singing, dancing, peeing and fighting. Why should children be interested in writing compositions? Seeing this, the Chinese teacher may say that "writing is an important form of learning Chinese", "it is an important way to test the effect of Chinese learning", "writing is the happiest thing in life" and "writing can be …% #%". Anyway, there are always enough reasons to show that students' writing is necessary and cannot be opposed.

But I always think that even in the field of Chinese learning, writing is a dispensable thing. Second, as we all know, all articles are natural expressions of the author's feelings and thoughts.

It can be said that any real article is expressed by the author when his emotions and thoughts are surging and when he has the desire and impulse to write. In other words, as the ancients said, "articles are natural, and wonderful hands are rare."

People's emotions and thoughts are extremely rich. These emotions and ideas exist for life, not for writing! This is a very common fact, but our composition teaching is actually against the law. Every Friday, the teacher will give such an "order": "This afternoon is a composition class, and the students should write as required.

"Oh, my God! Even if the poor child doesn't have the slightest desire to write, he should work as hard as being taken to the execution ground and rack his brains to finish the composition that should be chopped to pieces. To sum up: first, not interested; Second, even if I write passively, there may not be "ink". Under such circumstances, how can I make students have something to say?

5. Why do I always write a composition with a score of about 38, and I feel good every time I finish it?

As the saying goes, "a good title is half the story", a good title is the beginning of a good composition, and the title must be novel and unique to attract attention!

Second, the beginning and the end

The article begins with a dragon head and ends with a phoenix tail. There are many kinds of beginnings, and once you come up with a good beginning, the written thoughts will flow out. The common beginning is as follows: 1, get to the point. 2. Ask questions to attract people's attention. 3. Summarize and reveal. 4. Describe the environment. 5. Flashback and create suspense. Only in this way can we have a good start, which is the beginning of a good article.

"Weaving baskets, weaving baskets, all in your mouth." The end of the article is also the essence of this chapter. Some endings are thought-provoking, some endings are natural, some endings are intriguing, some endings should be written in a more appropriate way, and the pen is also beautiful and generous.

Third, proper words and correct rhetoric.

Proper use of words will make the article more full and specific. A plain article, with a few modifiers, will make the article icing on the cake. At the same time, we should pay attention to inventory, print good words and sentences in our minds and use them vividly. You can also add some reasonable imagination to make the article receive the finishing touch effect.

Fourth, clear and logical.

In an article, we must pay attention to the order, and the article should not be irrelevant and messy. The best way is to outline it, have such an outline in mind, and then describe it in detail. In the process of painting, be realistic, and don't write things like "the rooster lay eggs", or you will make a joke. Also pay attention to punctuation, don't use it indiscriminately. Punctuation also has the law of punctuation. Pause, pause, and omit.

5. Clever layout and proper details.

When you get an article, you should make a layout, how to write it and how to write it. This layout is like a pork belly, many of which are big, but there are also details. If there are no details, the article will look dry, only the skeleton, like a running account. So, you can't make this mistake.

This is the five points of the composition, which I have outlined. I think it will be easy to do these five points.

6. I learned to write a composition. I learned to write. Now, you can all write! But how did you all learn to write? I wrote a lot of jokes when I was a child! Naughty, just playing all day, my mother advised me to write all day.

I won't listen. Mom can't take me.

In the evening, I'm going to sleep. Mother said, "Meijun, how about I tell you a story?"

"good! Ok! " Once upon a time, there was a child whose mother asked him to write, but he never listened and only played all day. Once, he had a dream.

He is playing hide-and-seek with his friends. He hid in a dark forest. I got lost and cried in the forest.

The king in charge of the forest heard this and went up to him and said, "Don't cry in my place, or I will eat you."

"But I'm lost. I can't find my way home. How can I get out? " "You must have done something bad and been caught here by the gods." "I didn't do anything bad!" "I heard from the fairy that you didn't seem to listen to your mother and didn't write, so you were arrested."

"I want to write, I want to write, please let me go next year!" "all right! Go straight ahead from here and you can get home. " After returning home, the child wrote carefully and wrote well.

I listened, afraid of being caught by the gods, and quickly got out of bed. Pick up a pen and paper and start writing.

Keep writing every day and swear to write a good hand. Although I have strong perseverance, my handwriting is really poor.

My mother helps me every day, and I am trying to make progress. Although I made a joke when I first wrote it ... "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ..." I can write. But I was sleepy when I wrote 8.

"Look, up and down, it's so simple, why can't you?" I wrote, "Why are there two circles? I have already written it. " Alas, it's 8888888. Write quickly! "It said," Oh, this time. "Just write it down, and then start writing simple words such as big, small, left, right, up, down and sky.

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