Give me five funniest jokes. Let's start with the philosophy of life mentioned by three famous people.

A crowded man and a woman collided on the bus. The fashionable girl turned around and said, what's wrong with you? Confused, the man replied, Do you have any medicine? The people in the car snickered! The woman felt very angry and replied, are you mentally ill? The man said coldly, can you cure it? The whole car laughs at the bus driver stopping and laughing at the steering wheel.