A joke to relieve stress.

Telling jokes and guessing riddles can easily relieve your stress ~ ~ In fact, just tell her what you find interesting every day ~ I'll share some interesting things with you:

1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugal)

2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

3. When will it be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)

5. Chocolate fights with tomatoes. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars.

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste.

7. After the match was burned, I went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => Fall to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig smashed a dish after saying "Come on"? = => Chocolate

10, the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a fatal knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)

13, 4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".

14. When do you like to drink soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)

15, an egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.

16. There is a male deer. It goes faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the fifth floor. What happened? = => has become a red bean.

18, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle.

19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn.

20. What kind of mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse

2 1. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs.

22. Miss, business is not good now. Why? = => Highly pathogenic avian influenza (HPAI)

23. What kind of people can't work in a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slips)

25. People in gold clothes = => Shocking (golden) people.

26. A bee stung on the calendar = = > Wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)

27. A bear is coming. Come prepared (bear comes)

28. The mobile phone must not fall into the toilet = => It's now or never.

29. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? = => Give it a pressure (silence)

3 1. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisibility (Sword)

32. What do African cannibals eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? = => Vegetable eater

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie.

34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => It's really like Dabai.

35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg

36. What about an egg that went to Shandong? = => becomes Lu (halogen)

37. How about homeless eggs? = => became a wild egg.

38. What if an egg accidentally falls on the road and falls to the ground? = => It became a guided (inverted) bomb.

39. How about the eggs running into the flowers? = => became a flower.

40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => has become a salted egg superman.

4 1, Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

42. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman.

43. Why can't I see God's dick? = => The secret (pheasant) must not be revealed.

44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other corner was broken by Titanic.

45. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing.

46. Who doesn't have a phone? = => Tianyi (seamless telephone is telephone)

47. Ma Jiajue once said to me privately, "An extremely dull knife is the most deadly". Why? = => Because it is a hammer.

48. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red are flying. Who gets airsick and vomits? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => Become a fat man.

5 1. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

52. Which is the worst, elephant skin, tiger skin and lion skin? = => Elephant leather (eraser)

53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

54. The next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ju Gu Chicken (Ku Quich)

55. Which song has "CoCo Lee" in its lyrics? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you).

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

57. What Kirin is the best? = => Ice cream

58. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin (tire)

59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick)

60. Where does the river rush, the city or the country? = => In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry).

6 1, a, b, c, d, which word is the coolest? = => Ding

62. There is a room where pigeons can hide = => I sang (hid) your song (pigeon) on the roof.

63. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cramming, because when it is close to (zero), cramming.

64. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers? = => Rogue (rogue professor-thin)

65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Ala A, Ala B, Ala C)

67. A group of eunuchs (other versions of women) are chatting and guessing an idiom = => Nonsense (no chicken talk).

68. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (single-minded)

69. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (The stars in the sky don't talk-Lu)

69. What's the name of this pencil? = => Xiao. Sharpen (Xiao) the pencil!

70. What color can best imitate? Red (mill) imitation

7 1, who will help you add food when you are full? = => Feilong, because Feilong is adding (days)! !

72. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => There is a sticker on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, and there was a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is no dog MM behind it. As a result, he still suffocated to death. Why? = => It wants to shit, and there is no paper.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There's nothing stuck on it. There's a line. There is no dog MM in the back, and I brought paper, but it's still stuffy. Why? = => It's constipated.

73. Who will be eliminated, wolf, tiger or lion? = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (elimination of wolves)

74. Which is the most unfair historical figure? = => Suwu Shepherd Cup seaside

75. Who runs fastest in history? = => Speak of the devil.

76. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink = => coffee (car fly)

77. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread that ate a meatball. What happened? = => Changed to steamed stuffed bun.

78. Who gave you the water of forgetting? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Seagull

80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? = => It's a false tooth.

8 1. How heavy are the stars in the sky? = => Eight grams (Starbucks)

82. Taiwan Province is a part of China (name a Chinese herbal medicine) = => Angelica sinensis.

83. The Jade Emperor is called (name a city) = => Tianjin.

84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => It's too slow to walk.

85. Farmers keep 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros.

86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below.

87. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police have to take a taxi.

88. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

89. What do you type that is labor-saving and comfortable? = = & gtDaq

90. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? = => report

9 1. What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note

92. Best seller? = => Female secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.

94。 Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => lion (because the lion lost contact)

96. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (name a place) = => Yugoslavia (hard to die)

97. Go to the toilet (enter the name of a Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok)

98. Grandpa, dad, brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa remembered his mother's words (night after night) and his tears glistened.

99. Two bees love each other, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee loves nets.

100, better during the day, sad at night (Gai Lou) = => single-plank bridge.

10 1, which star in the entertainment circle stutters? = => Christine (because ... Christine: "Hello, I'm Christine Christine")

102. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver and Xiaohong is the passenger, whose car is it? = => "If"! If you have a car.

103. What did Kirin become when it arrived at the North Pole? = => Ice Kirin (ice cream)!

104, McDonald's or KFC, which has a longer history? = => KFC! Because KFC's image is grandpa and McDonald's is uncle. ...

105, Xiaoming wants to cross the bridge, and two ghosts appear opposite, a red ghost and a green ghost. Xiaoming has a gun with only two bullets. One shot killed the green ghost, two shot killed the red ghost. Do you want to kill the red ghost first? Or a green ghost? = => green ghost (because the red ghost saw that the green ghost was dead, he was blue in the face with fear, and then he was shot dead)

106, monthly salary1What car can 200 yuan buy? Answer: Just buy a chess set (there are four cars and four BMWs in it).

107. There is a 50 yuan on the ground, and one is 100 yuan. Which one would you choose? A: Of course, take both.

108. Once upon a time, there was a rabbit. It took two steps forward and then came back. Why? = => It likes it.

109. Who is the legend of Faye Wong sung to? = => Nezha, because "thinking about you means you are making trouble in the sea (mind)"

1 10. Who had the most children in the history of China? ..... The answer is Li Gang. (Because my father is Li Gang)

1 1 1.26 lETters, ET left = => There are 2 1 left, because UFOs left ET (aliens).