Humorous sentences of dry construction site

There are many funny jokes. You can understand them by observing them.

1. Classic hilarious jokes of mom. Mom signed up for a ballet training class, but dad disapproved, sarcastically: at your age, can you dance the little swan? My mother insists on training and is unmoved. Sometimes when she comes home from work, she puts on her dancing clothes and dances at home! My mother was practicing on tiptoe in the bedroom that day, and when she turned around, she saw a pile of money hidden on the top of the wardrobe! Finally, I know why dad opposed it in the first place …

I used to wear black pants when I laughed every day. I bought three pairs of the same pants at a time. I have been working for more than two months. Today, my boss suddenly called me to the office, took out a stack of money from my bag and said, "I see you haven't changed your pants for two months." Advance 1000 yuan to buy two pairs of pants! " ... no wonder my colleagues have been looking at me in the wrong way recently ...

3. The anecdote of my daughter is funny and funny. My daughter's teacher told me to go to school and said that my daughter made a classmate cry ... When I got to school, I asked my daughter why she hit someone. My daughter confidently said that he fell, so I went to comfort him not to cry, not to cry ~ he kept crying, which was so disobedient! So I hit him. .

The teacher found that there was something wrong with a student's parents' education methods, and always taught those difficult things. So I talked to the parents of the students and said, "To educate children, we must first start from scratch ..." Parents: "Originally, we started from scratch, but a stick knocked him unconscious. Experience shows that it is best to start from the bottom ... "