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Which two heroes in the Water Margin are peers?
Shi Jin was the first hero of the Water Margin. He is eighteen or nineteen years old, an "afterlife" and strong. However, when Lv Fang and Guo Sheng appeared, Shi Naian said they were "young people". Maybe they are a little older than Shi Jin, but they are not over 25 years old. However, these two people are just peers. Judging from their behavior, they are still in their teens.
After Song Jiang left Qingfeng Mountain, he went to Liangshan Mountain with Huarong Road and Qin Ming. On the way to Shadow Mountain, he met two men who were fighting, one was Lv Fang and the other was Guo Sheng. Both of them are holding a square painting halberd. It stands to reason that the contest between two people cannot be counted as peers. The key is the reason for the tournament and what they have done before. I have to say, they are all children.
When Lv Fang was young, he went out to do business. As a result, he lost money. He had no money to go home, so he occupied Duiying Mountain. He robbed the road here and became a bandit. What do you call this? If you lose money doing business outside, you are ashamed to go home or have no travel expenses, or even reduced to robbery, regardless of your family, but don't worry, don't you care about your wife and children at home? Lu Fang really just doesn't care, all of them are bandits.
Lv Fang loves to learn from Lu Bu all his life, but you should see where the gap between you and Lu Bu lies. When Lu Bu appeared, he was Ding Yuan's riding captain. Lv Fang and Lu Bu must be like a heaven and an underground. Can bandits compare with officials? Guo Sheng, who challenges Lu Bu, is even more absurd, even more than Lu Bu.
Guo Sheng heard that a man asked Tian Fang to paint a halberd on the shadow mountain, but he was not satisfied, so he came to fight with him. In this way, the two men fought for several days, and there was no winner. What do you think this is called? What's on Guo Sheng's mind? It's really like Ding's immortality. When you see others using nine-section whip, you have to compete with others. Dimbus is no three no four, and he is really like this Guo Sheng.
What is even more puzzling is that Guo Sheng's nickname is "Sai", and he thinks he is equal to Xue. But you have to see who Xue is. He was recruited at the age of 30, and later he followed Li Shimin to conquer Korea. At the age of 365,438+0, he made great achievements and became a famous soldier in the Tang Dynasty. However, Guo Sheng went to find a bandit to compete, so he was not afraid to say "Sai Gui Ren".
Maybe it's because Guo Sheng's brain is too slow. Later, when Jin Yong wrote The Legend of the Condor Heroes, he regarded him as Guo Xiaotian's father, and the slow-witted Guo Jing was his grandson. Maybe being an idiot is hereditary.
Lv Fang and Guo Sheng, two people, a fool and a stare blankly, had to compete on the road. The result was caught by Song Jiang. What kind of person is Song Jiang? Seeing two young colleagues, I took the opportunity to transfer them. From then on, they followed Song Jiang. But after Lu Bu and Guo Sheng followed Sung River, they performed even worse. When they finally conquered Fang La, they died in a daze. This is all caused by Song Jiang. what do you think?
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