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What kind of illness is best for taking sick leave?
Sick leave means that when a worker needs to stop working for medical treatment due to illness or non-work-related injury, the enterprise shall give a certain amount of sick leave according to the actual working years of the worker and the working years in the unit. Workers on sick leave can get paid as usual. Sick pay is not less than 80% of the local minimum wage.
A leave note is a document that requires leaders or teachers or others to take time off from a certain job, study, activity, etc. Due to the reasons for asking for leave, leave notes are generally divided into sick leave and personal leave.
It is a very important practical writing in official document writing, but it is often ignored by students or people. From elementary school, junior high school, high school to university and even work, you can't do without a leave of absence. The meaning of a leave note can be big or small, and sometimes people often don't pay enough attention to it, which leads to many jokes.
The most unbearable leave note is, "I forgot what my husband looks like. I want to see it." 20 15, 10 June, such a leave note was circulated on the internet and was called "the worst leave note" by netizens.
The woman who wrote the leave note is an employee of China Railway 20th Bureau Group. Both of them are engaged in railway construction and have been separated for a long time. She wants to visit her husband in Tibet, and she wants to go from Jinan to Lhasa via Xi 'an, with a round trip of *** 10 days.
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