Twins funny dialogue daquan

1, A: You can buy a Porsche key from the Internet, then go out to pick up girls and put it on the table. I don't know how awesome it is B: What if a girl wants to take the bus after she gets it? A: Just say you can't drive while drinking. Take a taxi back.

The driver killed a dog and asked a child who was watching: Is this your dog? The child scratched his scalp and answered, the color looks very similar, but my dog is alive!

When the teacher checked his homework, Xiaoming said, "Teacher, there was a power failure in my house last night." The teacher asked, "What did you do all night?" "Watch TV!" "Isn't there a power outage in your house?" "No, it's like this," Xiao Ming panicked and said, "I watched it by candlelight!"

4. When a boy saw a girl he liked in the wanted newspaper, he immediately sent a text message: Shall we date? Woman: Huh? I can't. M: Please don't refuse the opportunity to get to know others. I am sincere and single-minded. Woman: I am your own sister.

5. M: That's very kind of you. Can you be my baby? Woman: I don't want it. I don't want it. You are a short squat gun. M: It's easy to get old when you're angry. Woman: It's not good to die.

6. When the twin brothers came home from school, they excitedly told their mother, "Mom, today our class is going to select the most beautiful mother, and you are elected." Mother was very happy and asked her how she was elected. The twins said, "The students all voted for their mother. We have two votes, so you are elected! " "

7.M: I'm not above, you're below. The first half is: Say hello, how are you? Female right: it is neither good nor bad to say that you are not good: it is not good to pull it down!

8. Two people are chatting downstairs. Suddenly A saw B's face wet. A: "Don't be too moved. The friendship between you and me is my business. " B: "well, no, it's raining. Ah, someone peed."

9. The flight attendant advised passengers to fasten their seat belts. Stewardess: "Last time the plane landed without a seat belt, everyone fell to pieces." Passenger: "the one with the seat belt" Flight attendant: "It's okay, everyone is seated, just like the living."

10. A criminal went to hell after being shot. The prince asked: Why should I shoot you? Criminals: Because I am your idol. I had to lose myself in order to meet you.