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Poetry about dota
Grand Master
The wind is sunny and the flowers are fragrant at night.
Dust and sand leaves from the wind are floating yellow.
The sword shadow lashed at the enemy and robbers.
The breeze dances wildly to drive away tigers and wolves.
Meet coldly in a narrow place
A person is deep and timid.
Man and sword must be one.
The sunset stands in the broken rainbow sound.
Lich
Lonely souls are cold and mottled.
Slow eyes and slow teeth.
Abdominal organic coagulation murderous look
Hide tricks and get dirty.
Often accompanied by frost and ice protection.
Dare to swallow the blood of relatives and friends to make up the magic
Wanma Qian Jun and his residence
Chain frost locks mountains and rivers
butcher
Rotting smell and covered with meat.
Fat intestines, liver and gallbladder flow everywhere
Drink all the blood and have a heart of steel.
Have a good taste of carrion
Full of tears.
Coldly remote control sling hook
Broken limbs, lost soul.
Blood teeth spray gall, laugh at the prince.
queen
The dream is startled, but the pillow moon is hard to round.
Heartbroken autumn, cold heart.
Blame Long song for mourning the past.
Bitterness calls hate fleeting time.
Spilled poison was soaked in hot hands.
The days of long darts and bloodthirsty
How many breezes have passed?
Leave the bones empty and dance.
The eighth floor
Brood Mother
Born lonely and heartless.
A net cannot cover your ugly face.
Leave a drop of blood in the net
Stay in the forest for three meals.
There are bodies of children and grandchildren everywhere under the sword.
The children in front of the tower are all blood.
He is successful in the world.
How many flesh and blood went to the grave?
Defend the ancients
In the past, civil and military affairs were unparalleled.
Junyi talents are under siege.
How do you know that thoughts have become demons?
How to be neither arrogant nor impetuous and get rid of its dross?
The subject died and cried.
People lost their swords and mourned.
Maximum value of bone under seat
The iron hoof is ferocious, stepping on the country.
Mountain giant
Open the mountain and expand the wall, if the wind blows.
The earthquake raged and eight barren hills collapsed.
Tread on mountains and rivers, and walk the world.
Rush down the field and ask about life and death
Get rid of the enemy in drifting in Wan Li.
Tossing and turning in arguments all my life.
Wave to the sky.
Never meet without water.
admiral
Learn warm air every day.
Away from the sea, playing in the waves
Green knives splash water for thousands of miles.
Bicaoteng Langwanbo layer
Be proud and live in peace.
Dan Xin is better than Kun Peng.
Rum is a hero.
An evil spirit beheaded by drunkenness
2. Asked about DOTA's poem, Xiaohei jumped for a big second, the hero collapsed and the water flowed back.
Men and women are invincible, flying sand and stones, ghosts see sorrow.
Traxex refreshes the ball abyss Lord output stream.
Holding a Dagong musketeer, the mind is dark and the cow is shaken.
The group battle is hidden in the wild. He said I was on a big CD.
How much trouble can Dota have? Don't mention eating the chicken with the armband [br/] The whole picture is shallow, and the loopholes are verified in Jiuzhou every day [br/] You didn't see it. After crossing the tower, he was killed by the tower, and his teammates were shameless. We managed to get to the seventh floor [br/]. I didn't see you. The house was on fire and the building burned down, but I didn't go back to the city. A man, blocking the Sanjun Road, turned his head and shouted for refueling [br/] You didn't see that black blood was escaping from the road and blue light suddenly appeared misty; The river will escape from the enemy's house, and suddenly the double kill symbol [br/] disappears. Fortunately, Zeus was not dead after the loss of the regiment, and Zeus laughed a few times; When the wilderness meets the ground, the white tiger is killed [br/] The legacy flows quickly and is defeated by itself; [br/] Four people are black, six people are black, and passers-by enter nine people. [br/] Three-way walk, three-way brush, three-way arrest, three-way hanging, [br/] Five people fight, five people are poor, and five-person team fight is not big. [br/] I can't see the other side, and no one picks it. [br/] A hot-blooded five people kicked out and died at the same point on the map [br/] The tide group battle was not enlarged, and he said that he was picking nose excrement; [br/] Later, after the group battle, he said to wipe the paper after digging. [br/] He tried to revive with a piece less, and robbed the goods with a bounty, which killed him. [br/] Seeing that another city is about to be breached, I will kick you out of the country [br/] The mountains hold butterflies, and the trolls buy sheep knives; [br/] The goblin and the cannon are combined, and the immortal shines brilliantly! [br/] Traxex refreshes the ball and the Abyss Lord outputs the stream; [br/] Holding a Dagong Musketeer, his brain was dark and he shook his head. [br/] How much trouble can Dota have? Just like a person. [br/] If you look at each other, four people will lose. [br/] Zhuge has no idea about the five soldiers.
3. Classic sentences about Dota Even if you use five seconds of ant rewinding, those five seconds will not change the ending of the story at all.
You can love two people at the same time. Like a prosthetic leg and a stage. But you can only choose one. Sometimes you have to choose a damn flying shoe.
The enemy in love is like Zeus with a red scepter. Maybe he will release some innocuous thunder first, but you must not ignore his explosive power.
I didn't say anything when I broke up with her. Now that I think about it, like Zi Yuan, the damage caused by silence is deeper.
Loneliness is like a slingshot, alienating or trying to get close.
First love is like Lincoln's French ball. Investing a lot of time and money can only avoid getting hurt again.
Men are like DOTA. Bad men either take FB or pursue murder. Good people only pursue victory.
Happiness is like a big jar of ointment, which may be interrupted at any time.
Love is the captain's mark, and everyone should return to the original point.
Dota players must have classic sentences
Hope to adopt
4. Who can say a few words about DotA's poems? DOTA can have a lot of troubles, just like a chicken armband.
Didn't see you ~
The tower was killed by the tower, and he was caught wherever he went; Meeting someone in the river is a fake body; There is no reason to wait in line for an hour and retreat with you; Emergency alarm at home, but no return to the city axis; One person resists the Eighth Route Army, and the other person shouts "Come on"; Group P left his teammates alone on the battlefield and shamelessly grabbed their heads; On the way to the red blood, a big fireball appeared in front of me;
Three-way walk, three-way finger, three-way catch, three-way death, five-way fight, five-way death, five-person team battle out of control;
The opposite side is invisible and not inserted; No one picked out the truth; Five people were driven out by a stream of red blood, but none of them died. The five people here cursed and shouted, saying, "That was close! It was almost just now, thanks to their shameless, otherwise it would be cheaper. " The battle of the tidal group was not magnified. He said he was picking his nose. Later, the group battle stopped, and he said to wipe the paper after digging. The troll on the other side is very powerful, and the rookie has to compete. He was killed by two knives when he stepped down, and he said angrily that he was going to die. The other party pooled their money to buy butterflies, raised a grandfather, and will have flying shoes in the future. Do you think this is evil?
Hidden thorn combined with hidden knife, troll combined with sheep knife, goblin combined with cannon, gods combined with splendor, Traxex refreshed the ball, and the Abyss Lord returned to the city axis. There are so many avant-garde tactics, but I can't keep up with the trend;
The river is dark, and the highland muskets are happy.
Self-reliant gunpowder has a good trajectory, so make up for it.
I don't know if the operator is brushing the operator, but it's bottled in Sand King.
Sneaking a stick, the shadow demon on the other side opened the shadow pressure.
At this time, Fang hated too little blood, and two pressures almost fell.
Hurriedly turned and ran, but his legs were short and his feet were soft.
I saw the shadow devil fly up, and the two steps have reached the side.
Hurriedly turned to the forest, but the shadow fell on me.
Dead, no one pity, who let the barefoot musket ring?
It is also a cinch to grab the bill, which is eloquent and disturbing.
Now take a blood, and the opponent laughs at his teammates for jumping.
I only hate Icefrog's unfairness. Why is my life the worst?
Ischemia, short legs, low growth, no control, no reduction, no escape
There was a good track when I was born, and NOOB saw this heart blossom.
Pocket money grabs the head, but it doesn't contribute to the harvest.
When the opponent rises one day, taking the head is like getting a salary.
After 40 minutes of winding, I thought I could escape if I disappeared.
I don't know. My eyes are everywhere. A hammer is missing.
Close your eyes at night and come to the Duke of Zhou, have a good dream and comfort your heart.
1 Level above 900 HP, strength increased by 5. 0
One skill is to brush money quickly, and the other is the first puncture.
Three skills are immortal, attracting the champion of group warfare.
Range 800, dizziness lasts for three seconds.
Everyone is afraid of killing, but the Buddha does not exist when killing.
Every game is mixed, and if you don't mix, you win.
Self-esteem and self-confidence rise, so you can't beat a real man.
At night, the rooster crowed suddenly, and Conan was awakened from his dream.
I struggled to remember what happened last night, and a little sweetness dripped into my heart.
So continue to reload the musket and continue to be killed without regrets.
I don't think my teammates are helpless. I retreat without hesitation every second.
The musketeers picked up four people's money, and they disguised themselves as leniency.
Three shots a month, knight, and five shots were killed.
Who knows, there is no glory when the ghost descends.
Musketeers are self-reliant, equipped with gods and not afraid of arrogance.
I suddenly found myself exhausted and couldn't turn my head away.
The dark path is paved under your feet, and the desolate voice rings behind you.
After three knives, you are shot by fire, and you hate yourself for being inferior to others.
Convenience is only due to the good trajectory, and illusion is only due to the frustration of the opponent.
If the level is really high, it's no use dragging your teammates to death.
I hope you NOOB will listen to it. The game needs to be enterprising.
Don't choose a trajectory for comfort, and don't give up skills for money.
You must listen to what the former says, and don't learn your own opinions.
5. How much can Dota worry about doggerel Dota? Forget the chicken eating the armband.
Riding on a tree, the moon is like a hook, and the fate has taken the soldiers away. Didn't see that the tower was killed by the tower, and the teammates were shameless; After going through all kinds of hardships, I reached the seventh floor.
Didn't you see that the house was on fire and the building was on fire, but it didn't return to the central axis of the city; A man is on the third army road, and his teammates shout at a distance. If you don't see it, black blood can escape, and blue light is misty; The river will escape from the enemy's capture, and suddenly it will double the symbol of killing.
I didn't see it. I won't die if I lose the team battle. Zeus laughed at several hardships; When the wilderness meets the ground, the white tiger is killed. Legacy flow, push flow quickly, lose to your own infighting flow; Four people are black, six people are black, passers-by go in and nine people are black.
Three ways to go, three ways to brush, three ways to catch, three ways to hang, five people to fight, five people to be poor, five people to fight is not big. The opposite side is invisible and unobtrusive, but no one picks it up; Five people with red blood came out and died at the same point on the map.
The battle of the tidal group was not magnified. He said he was picking his nose. Later, the group battle stopped, and he said to wipe the paper after digging. If you want to take one less resurrection case, the reward will rob the goods and kill you; Seeing that the other city will be broken, I will kick you out of the country.
The mountain suppresses the butterfly, and the troll buys the sheep knife; The goblins increase their guns, and the immortals shine! Traxex refreshes the ball, and the Abyss Lord outputs the stream; Holding a Dagong musketeer, my heart was dark, and I shook the cow on the ground.
6. Find a rhyme about dota. Feel free to go out and regret it. Teammates angrily choose musketeers.
Say don't panic on the third floor, watch me ride out.
Before the samurai came to earth, he was surprised to see the prophet coming out of the hot spring.
One-handed rifles are being diverted, and the prophet doesn't want to place an order.
Bicycle is the shield of the poor, and the calf only needs to be inferior.
There's another person missing. Is it a great god to hang up?
Eight seconds left in the countdown, the great god appeared a snake demon.
Go out naked and call me a calf.
The calf hesitated a little and turned to the river.
There is no squatting in the middle of the river, and it is boring to move under the screen.
The prophet is really a tiger, better than a soldier, an old deer.
The Woods suddenly turned red and quickly went around the back.
Prophet retreats, alchemy kills rock and roll.
Just after the blood was delivered on the next road, I was slapped by a sister on the road.
Dare to touch Ryan yourself, and then change the sheep after puncture.
Ryan, three steps, sister goes back to the hot spring for free.
The calf is helpless, and the middle road is closed to save the gun.
It is ungrateful to run for your life with a musket. Why don't you come and scold?
The calf was angry and gave it to me in a rage.
There is no sound in the middle of the road, saying that there are not many calves.
Why don't you go back and replenish, close the soul ring and find me again.
The calf was about to talk back when the bicycle yard knelt down again.
When the calf wants to vomit blood, it will hit the second-class ancient wild.
I thought it was guaranteed four times, but the rhythm of the ladder didn't explain.
One to two for an hour, the score is 44.
The calf's wand has a jump knife, but it still won't refresh.
The Prophet paid a deposit to Archduke Chi, and the bicycle legs were always sent.
In the stage of pushing the musket, the two-force operation can only talk.
One elder sister, Red Adi Wang, is only anonymous.
The three-way tower has been pushed, and the opposite shield is a.
Say muskets are a waste. Give me the shield so that you can kneel down.
Sister says we can win. Can you vouch for me?
Don't push each other in a hurry, there will be a war of words flying.
Hard guardian athena, looking forward to a big comeback.
One elder sister suddenly said that she was out of the mountain, and the calf looked at her straight.
Insured a sister for three hours, angered a blood spar.
You said you could scrape together a thousand dollars, but you could stick it to a tiger.
The heart ladder is infinite, just like a bottomless abyss.
The opposite side said that there was a wave, and the five gods pretended to cross the river.
In front of a sister's blood crystal highland, the natural disaster smiled straight.
A bird flew by and a sister rushed to the front.
Butterfly double swords, dragon heart double cannons.
The musket pushes the elder sister, and the silence is blown by seconds.
Riding Hei Di, the prophet walked two lines with malicious force.
A sister's arrow fluttered in the scarlet letter, and her calf jumped with a lag.
Three roads to the highlands, the frozen throne exploded in five seconds.
It turned out to be four rows of great gods, flirting with novices and deliberately selling cute.
The calf spat with emotion and the ladder never came again.
I don't know if LZ has said this song, thank you for adopting it! !
7. Ask for some classic sentences describing DOTA heroes. We are standing in the whirlpool of killing.
Is born.
Death is death.
No one can escape.
Axe king
The jungle is full of doubts, and the decisive battle between the three armies is just around the corner. Who can defeat the enemy with one move and watch me move around?
relative
In a previous life, the king of the gods hid his blade in the sky. Why is he afraid of frosting and waving?
The electrostatic field at the place where the wolf was killed by lightning rushed to the crown, which angered several families and broke their hearts for Zeus.
Although the desert is barren
But not as lonely as you.
If there is a road ahead.
Why are you hiding in the sand?
A grass, a cave and a tree.
I have filled your inner pain.
Just more sunrises.
There is no end to the wandering world.
Wandering between reality and fantasy again and again.
Sand King
The demon king gathers the dead souls in the world, and the three shadows suppress the dust wind. Who is not afraid of success, static dance is just a cloud. San Francisco
very
8. Ask how sad DOTA's poems can be on the tower, not to mention the chicken that eats the armband.
The whole picture is not shallow, and verification loopholes are spread all over Jiuzhou every day. Didn't see that the tower was killed by the tower, and the teammates were shameless; After going through all kinds of hardships, I reached the seventh floor.
Didn't you see that the house was on fire and the building was on fire, but it didn't return to the central axis of the city; A man is on the third army road, and his teammates shout at a distance. If you don't see it, black blood can escape, and blue light is misty; The river will escape from the enemy's capture, and suddenly it will double the symbol of killing.
I didn't see it. I won't die if I lose the team battle. Zeus laughed at several hardships; When the wilderness meets the ground, the arrow of God kills the white tiger. Legacy flow, push flow quickly, lose to your own infighting flow; Four people are black, six people are black, passers-by go in and nine people are black.
Three ways to go, three ways to brush, three ways to catch, three ways to hang, five people to fight, five people to be poor, five people to fight is not big. The opposite side is invisible and unobtrusive, but no one picks it up; Five people with red blood came out and died at the same point on the map.
The battle of the tidal group was not magnified. He said he was picking his nose. Later, the group battle stopped, and he said to wipe the paper after digging. If you want to take one less resurrection case, the reward will rob the goods and kill you; Seeing that the other city will be broken, I will kick you out of the country.
The mountain suppresses the butterfly, and the troll buys the sheep knife; The goblins increase their guns, and the immortals shine! Traxex refreshes the ball, and the Abyss Lord outputs the stream; Holding a Dagong musketeer, my brain was dark, and I shook the cows on the ground. How sad can it be to smash the tower? It's like a man fighting alone, his eyes facing each other, three heavenly soldiers and four generals all falling off the horse, and Zhuge can't do anything about the Five Xia.
9.DOTA's jingle DOTA can have many hidden worries, not to mention the chicken armband. Don't you see that the teammates who jumped the tower and were killed by the tower shamelessly robbed their heads; There is no reason to wait in line with you for a second; Emergency alarm at home, but no return to the city axis; A person, resisting the teammates of the Fifth Route Army, shouted and cheered; On the way to the red blood, a big fireball appeared in front of me;
Three ways to go, three ways to point, three ways to catch, three ways to die, five people to fight, five people to fight out of control;
The opposite side is invisible and not inserted; No one picked out the truth; Five people were driven out by a stream of red blood, but none of them died. The five people here cursed and shouted, saying, "That was close! It was almost just now, thanks to their shameless, otherwise it would be cheaper. " The battle of the tidal group was not magnified. He said he was picking his nose. Later, the group battle stopped, and he said to wipe the paper after digging. The troll on the other side is very powerful, and the rookie has to compete. He was killed by two knives when he stepped down, and he said angrily that he was going to die. The other party pooled their money to buy butterflies, raised a grandfather, and will have flying shoes in the future. Do you think this is evil? Hidden thorn combined with hidden knife, troll combined with sheep knife, goblin combined with cannon, gods combined with splendor, Traxex refreshed the ball, and the Abyss Lord returned to the city axis. There are so many avant-garde tactics, but I can't keep up with the trend;
I want to say a few famous words in 10. DOTA:
1. Not afraid of opponents like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs (sb).
2. If the city does not fall, people will not run.
Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend. . )
Think about what else you have. .
Jokes provide two:
1. Xiaohe and Ma made an appointment to kill the opposite hero at 6 o'clock. As a result, they used to cooperate with gank and were killed. Sagittarius: Why don't you turn it up? Blackie: No magic!
2. Chief Centaur gave a domination, cleared the horses in the opposite field and dominated the ponies. He and the pony are standing in the wild. After a while, the troll across the street came to fight wild. After a long time, he found that the blood of the wild monster had not dropped much, and it was dying. When he was about to run, he was killed by a horse. Troll: I said I can't control it.
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