How to decompress small paragraphs

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind. ?

One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. ?

When the police arrived ...?

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. ?

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. ?

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The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!