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The outline of the story of the station
(On the Station Staff Played by Zhao Wei)
Zhao Wei: Attention, passengers. Attention, passengers. The 1999 train from the provincial capital is coming into the station. Please get on the bus at once.
(On Migrant Workers Played by Huang Hong)
Huang Hong: Comrade, will you wait here?
Zhao Wei: Check in at ticket gate 2. Bye!
Huang Hong: I was shocked just now. I thought princess huanzhu came to check in!
Huang Hong: I often dream of my mother when I am working on roads and leaving home. I won't give my daughter-in-law to my mother when I get home! ................................, because I have no family. (Touching the money) Oh, 3,000 yuan. It's not easy to make some money for my mother. I wrapped it in case the kitten took it away. (getting ready for bed) No ... I have a terrible question. I like talking in my sleep. As long as someone comes to talk, say what others say. Take a newspaper and shut your mouth. (Cover the newspaper on your face)
(Ling Feng plays Taiwan Province Province)
Ling Feng (Shandong accent): I left home to work and build roads, and came to Dashanwa from Taiwan Province Province. I heard that there was an earthquake in Taiwan Province Province. My mother is in my heart? There was no news at midnight. I'm anxious. Where can I find a newspaper? Does grandpa have a newspaper? Don't! Aunt, there is a mistake. It's a big girl Who has a newspaper? (Seeing the newspaper covering Huang Hong's face) Newspaper? 9.2 1 earthquake, see the fourth edition, hometown?
Huang Hong (talking in his sleep): What is this?
Ling Feng: Can I borrow a newspaper?
Huang Hong (talking in his sleep): You're welcome!
Ling Feng: Thank you! (takes the newspaper away)
Huang Hong (awakened): What are you doing? What are you doing?
Ling Feng: Reading the newspaper?
Huang Hong: Reading the newspaper, did you carry me to bed and fuck you?
Ling Feng: Newspapers, obviously. Why the quilt?
Huang Hong: I have a newspaper in my hand, and I am covered with a quilt, you know? (Grabbing the newspaper) I dreamed of marrying a daughter-in-law, and he put me under the covers. This is a good thing. He screwed up.
Ling Feng: Didn't you agree?
Huang Hong: I agree. You know, that's a dream talk. I like talking in my sleep, you know?
Ling Feng: How should I know?
Huang Hong: You don't know what you said to me when I was sleeping. Stop talking about you. I offended my mother for it. My mother introduced me to a date. In my dream, I agreed in a daze. When I woke up, I realized that I was a widow with a child.
Ling Feng: Oh, second marriage?
Huang Hong: What about the second marriage? Second marriage is more appropriate. The second married woman is the most interesting, and life is interesting. Ready-made children don't have to be born. I have done a lot in other provinces.
Ling Feng: Who is it?
Huang Hong: Who are you? I don't know where to shave my head.
Ling Feng: Why are you doing this?
Huang Hong: Why? I sleep here. What are you doing? What do you do?
Ling Feng: Taiwan Province compatriots!
Huang Hong: What bag?
Ling Feng: Taiwan Province compatriots, referred to as Taiwan compatriots.
Huang Hong: What a boast. How about giving it back to our compatriots in Taiwan Province? He looks like a fetus to me. Really, he wants to close his eyes, turn around, soak in medicine and make a complete fetal specimen.
Ling Feng: Although I am ugly, I am gentle.
Huang Hong: Still very gentle. I wonder why you have such a look.
Ling Feng: Look at the Taiwanese certificate!
Huang Hong (looking up and down): Fake! I'm telling you, there are a lot of unreliable things now, all of which are two sets of words and deeds, saying that the singer is yelling, hugging in the ballroom, saying that he is going to the sauna, saying that the husband and wife don't have a license, don't know each other's last name and first name, and are shameless! I tell you, with your official seal, without a big radish, the whole carrot can be forged.
Ling Feng: Stop fooling around here.
Huang Hong: Who is fooling around with who? Who's fooling around with who? I didn't sleep for three days and went home to see my mother, you know? Don't you want to read the newspaper? Is this it?
Ling Feng: Yes!
Huang Hong (tearing the newspaper in half and giving half to LAM Raymond): Here you are! But one thing, you stop reading newspapers. If you want to fool around with me again, don't blame me for being rude. who is it?
Ling Feng: After the 9.2 1 earthquake, there were aftershocks yesterday. The worst-hit place is Caotun, Taichung City, Taiwan Province Province (a town in Nantou County, Taiwan Province Province) ... Caotun is my home! And then my mom ... he ruined this place. Dude, wake up, okay? The news I want to watch is overwhelmed by you. Please wake up! Wake up! Please wake up! Hey, I can't believe I can't wake you up, damn it, Shh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ shh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Huang Hong (sleepwalking): Mom, where is the toilet? (Get up, the newspaper is stuck behind him)
Ling Feng (reading the newspaper behind Huang Hong): Go ahead.
Huang Hong: How far is it?
Ling Feng: Almost there.
Huang Hong: Have you arrived yet? (Wake up) Why am I here? Is anybody there? Where's the bald man? Ah, how strange! (Finding LAM Raymond behind him) What are you doing with me?
Ling Feng (taking off the newspaper): Read the newspaper!
Huang Hong (grabbing the newspaper): If you want to read the newspaper, I will read it for you. If I give you the newspaper, you are still fooling around. I don't think you are reading the newspaper, you are just disturbing my sleep. (tearing up the newspaper) I'll show you! Look! Look!
Ling Feng: Hi! !
Huang Hong: Men have something to say. What are you doing?
Ling Feng: Why don't you believe me?
Huang Hong: How can I trust you?
Ling Feng: I really come from Taiwan Province Province. I went back to my hometown to build this road!
Huang Hong: Nonsense, I built this road.
Ling Feng: I participated in the design.
Huang Hong: Really?
Ling Feng: You go home to see your mother, and I'll go home to see my mother! After the earthquake, my 80-year-old mother had no news at all. Are you in a hurry?
Huang Hong: Oh, why didn't you say so earlier? I really don't know. I misunderstood just now. Don't worry, I'll spell it for you. There is still one missing. We just need this Taiwan Province province.
(train whistling)
Ling Feng: I'm leaving.
Huang Hong: Brother, don't worry. Take this newspaper and read it on the road. I'm really sorry, big brother.
Ling Feng: It's over!
Huang Hong: Don't worry, big brother. One side is in trouble, which has been reported in many newspapers, here, here and here. (mistakenly put 3000 yuan into LAM Raymond's hand as a newspaper)
Ling Feng: Thank you! (below)
Huang Hong: No matter how far my son has gone, I still miss my mother! (Finding the money missing) Oh, my God! I said big brother!
Ling Feng (behind the scenes): Huh?
Huang Hong: The money. ...
Ling Feng: What money?
Huang Hong: Oh, I'm embarrassed to say. Brother, money. ...
Ling Feng: Money?
Huang Hong: Do you know that the train at the front desk has pulled in?
Ling Feng: Oh!
Huang Hong: Big Brother.
Ling Feng: Huh?
Huang Hong: Alas, he still doesn't understand ... taking care of the people in Taiwan Province Province.
Ling Feng: I see.
Huang Hong: Give it to your mother.
Ling Feng: Thank you.
Huang Hong: He took good care of his mother. What should I bring her?
Ling Feng (above): Brother, money!
Huang Hong (pushing away): Brother, take it!
Ling Feng: Dude, I know it's not easy for you to make some money.
Huang Hong: Brother, I know you are not short of money, but what does it mean? Didn't you give money when we were hit by the disaster?
Ling Feng: That's all right.
Huang Hong: Brother, take it.
Ling Feng: No way.
Huang Hong (breaking out): Listen to me, other people's money can be collected. Why can't we collect our money? Don't forget that we are fools, too!
Ling Feng: A mother! For more than 50 years, my mother still doesn't change her accent. She is over 80 years old and always leads her. She always wants to visit her hometown. She wept when she remembered her hometown.
Huang Hong: Even though I respect my mother, you tell her that she still has a son in her hometown.
Ling Feng: OK! Brother! You also told your mother that she had a son in Taiwan Province province.
Huang Hong: Give it to the old ladies on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. ...
Huang Hong/Ling Feng: Bow!
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