It needs to be a super funny joke that makes you laugh out loud. (not a humorous statement)

Once, I took my boyfriend with me to the drugstore to buy Xin Bao for my uncle’s heart disease. As a result, we asked N counters: "Do you have any Xin Bao?" The girls who sold medicine all gave the same answer: "Want Shen Bao?" and then glanced at my boyfriend with evil intentions. Later, my boyfriend couldn't bear it anymore and asked me: "Do I look like I have kidney deficiency?"

Once I had a stomachache, so I went to the hospital and went to the emergency room. At that time, the hospital's 120 caller suddenly sent in a patient covered in blood. The doctor had no choice but to throw me aside and advised me to go to have lunch first and then come back to check my stomach. It hurts more." This is what the doctor said.

One time I went to the hospital for a sore throat. The doctor asked: "What's wrong with you?" I replied: "Maybe it's tonsil inflammation." The doctor asked back: "You're not a doctor, how do you know you have tonsils?" Inflammation?" I replied, "My throat is swollen." The doctor asked again, "You can't see it. How do you know your throat is swollen?" I replied, "I have had similar symptoms many times before." : "Then why did you come to me?" I was so dizzy at the time.

Once I went to the hospital to have my teeth filled, and a group of interns came to watch. Then the doctor asked me to open my mouth wide for everyone to watch. At that time, a lot of cotton balls were stuffed in the mouth to prevent saliva secretion. Then when changing the cotton balls, the doctor said to the intern: "Since young people have relatively strong saliva secretion, remember to change cotton balls frequently."

I went for appendicitis surgery with topical anesthesia. The doctor comforted me while operating: "Does it hurt? There's nothing you can do about it. The anesthetic can only do so much. Why don't you sing a song!" "I was in so much pain that my heart was dying!" After the operation was completed, the doctor actually held up the severed appendix and said, "The appendix looks very standard!" Finally, he patted me and said, "You can go!" When I walked out of the operating room holding a sling bottle in my hand, , my classmates thought I had escaped.

When I was a child, I was most afraid of filling my teeth. Every time, my mother and the doctor had to fight hard to push me down on the chair. I tore the pockets of the doctor’s white coat. Since my mother is a hospital employee and knows all the doctors and nurses, when I went to the hospital canteen with her to eat at noon, people kept pointing at her: "Look, that's the kid who tore the pocket."

I have paronychia, go to the hospital. The doctor took one look and said, "Pull out the nails." Then, he designated a little intern girl to perform the operation on me, gave me anesthesia, and started playing with my nails with scissors, knives, and clips. After doing it for a long time, I couldn't pull it off. The little girl actually warned me angrily: "Don't scream, otherwise I will definitely faint." I was shocked.

One year, I had a cold and a fever and went to the hospital. Because I had a fever for many days, my face was extremely haggard. Before the doctor checked me, the first thing he asked was: "Aren't you taking drugs?"

I had a toothache and went to see a doctor. The old lady, an expert doctor, drilled and knocked. She even muttered to the nurse next to her: "Young people today can't bear this little pain." Then she blocked it. . The next time I went there, I was knocked and blocked several times. The last time, she drilled and knocked. I endured it and vaguely heard the little nurse ask: "He has been here several times, right? What's wrong with the tooth?" The old lady said: "It's very troublesome, I don't know too much." ..."

Those patients had a nosebleed conversation with the doctor and watched a convulsion.

A patient came to a psychiatrist. Patient: I always felt like I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that’s serious. When did it start? Patient: Ever since I was a little bird~

A doctor at a mental hospital asked the patient: What would happen to you if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied: Then I won't be able to hear it. The doctor listened: Yeah. Very normal. The doctor asked again: What would happen to you if I cut off your other ear? The patient replied: Then I won't be able to see it. The doctor became nervous: How could he not see it? The patient replied: Because the glasses will fall off.

Two mental patients escaped from the hospital. They ran and ran and climbed to a tree. One of them jumped down from the tree, rolled and rolled, and then raised his head. Say to the people above: Hey... why don't you come down...? The person above answered him: No... OK... Ah... I'm not familiar with it yet...

There is an old lady in the mental hospital who wears black clothes every day, holds a black umbrella, and squats At the entrance of the mental hospital. The doctor thought: To cure her, we must start by understanding her. So the doctor also wore black clothes, held a black umbrella, and squatted there with her. The two squatted in silence for a month, and the old lady finally spoke to the doctor: Excuse me...are you...also a mushroom...?

Two mental patients A and B recovered at the same time. Their attending doctor said to them: "If one of you gets sick, the other one will send him to the hospital immediately." Suddenly One day, the doctor's phone rang. It turned out to be Mr. A: "It's terrible. Mr. B has been crawling in the toilet of my house since this morning. He must be my toilet." Doctor: "Quick, hurry him up." "Send it over!" Mr. A was silent for a moment: "Then...don't I have a toilet?"

A patient yelled: I am the dean, you all have to listen to me! ! ! The attending doctor and nurse asked him: Who said that? He replied: God said so. At this time, a patient next to him suddenly jumped out and said: I never said that!

A patient goes to the doctor for the first time. "Have you consulted anyone about your condition before coming here?" the doctor asked. “I just asked the owner of the pharmacy around the corner,” the patient replied. The doctor hated people who were not doctors who often gave medical advice. He did not hide this: "What bad idea did that fool give you?" "He asked me to come to you."

A reporter went to interview a highly skilled psychiatrist. The doctor said: "I once asked patients such a question. I asked them: The bathtub is full of water. Is it faster to get the water out with a spoon or a basin? The reporter interrupted and said: "Normal people Do you know how to use a basin? The doctor looked at him puzzled and said, "A normal person would pull out the plug in the bathtub!" ”