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My classmate's composition
My classmate's composition 1 He is a simple man, ugly and a little dark. Sometimes he loses his temper. Although he lost his temper, it was more like finding fault directly. Sometimes his temper makes people angry and he just wants to teach him a lesson, but no one has ever competed with him, because he is always very kind to people, and people always want to use "sunrise in the east and sunset in the west"
Not only that, he is also a famous groupie in our class, and his idol is JJ Lin, so in order to make him angry, JJ Lin became the spoof object of Tian Ziyang and Deng Qijian. Every time we pretend as if nothing happened, we talk about things together, and then pretend to speak ill of JJ Lin carelessly, so he raised his head and narrowed his eyes. I clenched my fist and tightened my mouth. The wrinkles on the forehead twitched up and down. Seeing this, we all said loudly that JJ Lin is good. After a few words, he frowned and opened his palm. After seeing him calm down, we spoke ill of JJ Lin again. His teeth creaked and his eyes seemed to burn. He said slowly, "You're finished." Then he stamped his foot and came to us, so we scattered. He blushed and retaliated against us. Sometimes when we can't catch up, we start rubbing our schoolbags. If he is really in a hurry, don't worry, he will talk to us about something the next day.
Of course, many things have happened to him, but what happened to him in Idolization is the most interesting and an important bridge for us to become friends.
My classmate's composition 2 Don't look at Zou Caichang's chubby appearance. In fact, she has many advantages, but you can't see them.
Speaking of reading, there must be her share. Her bookshelf is full of all kinds of books, including children's literature, Arabian Nights and The Wizard of Oz ... If Zou Caichang gets a very good book, she will concentrate on it and forget everything. She also made a lot of jokes because of reading.
Zou is a good girl at home. She can help her mother do housework and reduce the burden on her parents. Zou will do a lot of housework: sweeping the floor, washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and washing dishes ... if Zou Caichang's specialty is painting. Whether it is Chinese painting or watercolor painting, she can draw. One wall of her house is covered with her traditional Chinese paintings, including all kinds of flowers, food and crops.
Zou is also very helpful. Some students can't do problems, so she always helps him enthusiastically. If a classmate wants to ask her to do something together, even if there is something wrong, she will agree. Zou is a happy person with a sweet smile on her face. Even if something goes wrong, you can laugh it off, but
Sometimes when you are angry or sad, you will find someone to complain to, so that you will feel better. Zou is a lively little girl who can be seen everywhere. She is lively, so she is cute; She loves to laugh, so she is very beautiful.
Zou Caichang is brave and upright, with numerous advantages. She is such a person, a lively and lovely person, a happy person and a carefree person.
My classmate's composition 3 My classmate's name is Lin Yaqi. Her big black eyes are flickering, and two chubby dimples often appear on her round face, which is very cute.
She is a careful team leader. Anyone who does a wrong math problem will be "stunned" by her eyes, and she will teach him how to do it seriously. Unlike some group leaders, she will "turn a blind eye" to other people's math homework like an owl and ignore it if she likes it. Yes, she is a careful team leader!
She is not only a careful group leader, but also a girl who is willing to share with others. Once, he brought some Sydney back. Not only did she not finish eating, but she also shared it with us. We ate them with relish.
She is also an interesting girl. I remember once, she said humorously to me, "Guess what I'm going to give you, forget it, make a fuss for you!" " That thing-red, round and sweet. "I thought about it and said," Is it an apple? " She covered her mouth and said with a smile, "You'd better guess carefully." I can't wait to say, "Why don't you say it quickly?" She smiled and said, "Your previous answer was correct." "ah? How dare you lie to me? " She took out two big round apples from her schoolbag and handed me one.
Do you think such students should be praised?
My classmate's composition 4 My classmate Sue has thick short hair and a pair of cute black eyes on her pointed face, but he runs very fast.
Once after school, I was busy copying my homework. When I finished copying my homework, packed my schoolbag and let him take the school bus with me, I couldn't even see his shadow. So I hurried to find him along the route to the school bus with my schoolbag on my back. At this moment, I saw a figure flash past me. I looked intently, and it was Sue, so I quickened my pace to catch up. After running more than ten meters, he stopped. I quickly stopped him, but just a few steps later, he started running again, so I had to rush to the school bus with him. I saw him striding across the steps in front of the bus, but he accidentally slipped and fell on a dog's face (I don't know if his teeth are true), and his schoolbag tilted to one side, but he still stood up and patted the dust on his body, thinking that nothing had happened, picked up his schoolbag and went to the back row to start playing with his seniors. At first glance, Sue had already rushed to the front row to get off before the bus stopped. Just then, I saw a car suddenly plugged in next to me, and the driver quickly stepped on the brakes. Because of inertia, Sue suddenly rushed forward. At this critical moment, Sue reacted and grabbed the seats on both sides at once, which didn't blow her head off. Although it was a close call, this scene just now was a thrilling fragment that can only be seen in the movie, which scared me and made me sweat for Sue. If Sue didn't hold that seat in time just now, the consequences can be imagined.
The thrilling scene just now reflects that students not only need to study, but also need polite and safe education!
My classmate's composition 5 Among my friends, she is my best friend. Her short, fresh and free hair, coupled with her correct facial features, a fresh tomboy appears in front of you. Really, people who don't know her will regard her as a delicate little boy when they meet for the first time.
Of course, if you look closely, you will find that if she has long black hair, then she is a real "beauty in the south of the Yangtze River". You see, her eyes are always blinking like grapes. There is a veritable cherry mouth under her straight nose and a pair of shallow nests on her round face. Isn't this the standard image of a beautiful girl?
However, although she has a small cherry mouth, her words are "extremely sharp". Every time we bicker with boys, she alone can say that boys are invincible, making those boys who usually throw their weight around blush and prick their mouths. Those boys can only drop a sentence: "Good men don't fight with women" and turn around and leave.
Of course, what I admire more is that she can be calm and comfortable when facing the teacher. Those words from her mouth seem to be "humorous lines" prepared in advance.
After a Chinese class, everyone around the teacher asked how the class was going. Speaking of her, the teacher frowned, touched her forehead with his finger and pretended to say four words seriously: "The voice is not big." We all know this is actually a joke, but she is different. She also said to the teacher in a serious tone: "Be sure to bring a microphone in the next class." At this point, we couldn't help laughing, even the teacher couldn't help smiling seriously, but she still looked serious and made you think that this was the truth.
You see, this is her, a beautiful, free and easy, smart her!
There are many good classmates in my classmate's composition 6, but my best classmate is Hu xx.
He is a sunny boy with both wisdom and courage. He not only plays table tennis as fast as a whirlwind, but also often wins the first place in his class. Many people admire him, admire him. He is my deskmate and we have a good relationship. When we were in physical education class, we often played table tennis together. I'm almost neck and neck with him, but my skill is still inferior to his. When I lose, he will encourage me: "Don't lose heart, you can beat me as long as you are familiar with it!" " ! When I was in math class, I couldn't do any problems, but he would teach me seriously.
Although we have a good relationship, there will be some minor contradictions. Once, we were still playing table tennis as usual, "ping" and "pong", and the ball suddenly flew far away ... the ball disappeared. We both felt particularly scared at once, because the ball belonged to the PE teacher and we lost it. We must pay for this. Who should match it? Hu xx and I, I look at you, you look at me. I had no choice but to tell the teacher, who asked me, "Who lost the ball?" I lied and replied, "It's Hu xx." The teacher asked Hu xx again: "Who lost the ball? Hu xx said: It's him! " I have a guilty conscience and have to admit it. I bought a new ball for my teacher as compensation. One day Hu xx wants to break up with me, because I dare not admit my mistake, so he doesn't … I don't want to lose this friend, so I swear to him that I will never admit my mistake again! I'm sorry Hu xx believed me. So we are still good friends.
Hu xx will always be my best classmate!
My classmate's composition 7 He is plain, thin, of medium build, very introverted, quiet and always gentle. The clothes are gray and white, and nothing new has been changed. Compared with other male students in our class, it is simply "rustic"!
His greatest weakness is "stingy", which is unbearable.
The school organized a summer sports meeting, and the sun shone brightly on the earth. After a while, everyone was sweating, buying a bottle of soda and eating a cup of ice cream. What about him? I can't even bear to buy a 50-cent popsicle, so I can only drink my own boiled water. Look how stingy he is!
The scorching sun makes people almost evaporate! As soon as the students left the school gate, they swarmed into the canteen, packed, buying that one moment and watching that one moment. He went home without looking. Look at the sweat on his head! Why does it have to be like this? Buy water when it is hot! Everyone said, is he stingy?
However, not long ago, one thing changed my view of him.
At that time, after the slogan of "donating money to poor areas" was issued. The whole class broke the previous calm. Some students are indifferent, some students are eager to try, and some students look calm and casually throw out 5 yuan. At this time, he sat in the corner of the classroom, with his head down and saying nothing. He is a man of medium height, and he is even shorter under the rhetoric.
A few days later, the head teacher praised him in the whole class, saying that he was a diligent and thrifty boy and was enthusiastic about helping others. Many students bowed their heads in shame, and now I understand everything! He is not stingy, but he has a good moral character of saving money and spending it where it should be spent. He only donated 20 yuan's money, a negligible amount of 20 yuan's money, but think about how much 20 yuan's money can do in a poor family!
I seem to see his crystal pure heart! The sun shone on the red face, brilliant and incomparable. At this moment, he became the most dazzling star in our class! Our class gave him an admiring look. ...
He is the star of our class-Yuan Tingrui!
My classmate's composition 8 My classmate has a best friend. His name is Feng Chengyuan.
He looks cool. My eyes are black and round, but I always like to squint when taking pictures. The mouth is big and wide, and it is particularly charming to smile. His hair was short, and he stood there with his back straight, just like a soldier.
The little soldier's skill is very sensitive. I remember once, the monitor, Brother Tang, brought a lot of angry bird erasers, and everyone gathered around to watch. He is small. He jumped to the first one, reached for a lot of erasers, and then suddenly turned it over and turned it over to another table. Tang Ge was so angry that he immediately turned into an angry bird and ran after it quickly. At this time, the little soldier turned into a little monkey, jumping up and down, turning the table all over the classroom and making the classroom messy. This is a painful experience for our labor Committee, and it takes a long time to sort it out.
Little soldiers are sometimes quiet. His greatest hobby is playing the flute. He told me that he has been interested in this instrument since his parents signed him up for flute playing classes. Every day when I come home from school, I will spend an hour practicing playing the flute. And it wasn't arranged by his parents, it was what he wanted. He also said that if the school can promise to bring a flute, he can't wait to play there all day. Although I have never seen him play with my own eyes, I think he must be intoxicated when he plays the flute.
My best friend is cool, cute, educated and good at fighting. You must envy me having such a classmate, right?
My classmate's composition 9 talks about the bully in our class, which is really amazing! He is always meddling, and he will take care of you even if he is not on duty.
On Friday, the teacher went to a meeting, and it was his turn to discipline. He is always funny, and from time to time he says, "If you talk again, I'll throw you all in the trash." Suddenly, the most cowhide once said, "Come on, I don't believe you can really throw me in the trash can." I saw him go to Zeng without saying anything, then picked up Zeng and walked quickly to the trash can. At this time, Zeng was also angry. He wrestled and quarreled with him without saying anything. As a result, the two sides pushed each other around and got red in the face. The monitor quickly separated them. Make us laugh.
He is greedy and good at talking back.
It was also Friday. When he was doing his homework in class, he saw Chen eating fast food noodles and swallowed. He immediately put down his pen and ran quickly, saying, "Chen, can you give me this package of fast food noodles?" Chen said helplessly: "No!" At this moment, he said, "Today is my duty. You must finish this package of instant noodles anyway, otherwise, I will throw you into the trash can like Zeng Weijie! " "Had to reluctantly handed the money to Chen.
Speaking of discipline, he is joking. The monitor can't stand it when he is in charge of discipline. He said angrily, "Ban Gan, stop it." "What if you say it!" The monitor added, "Say it again and I'll tell the teacher to fire you!" " "Withdraw it. I don't want to be one yet! " "You, you ..." The monitor was speechless with anger.
Do you know who the bully is? He is Huang Gangcong, a fat head! Like him, how to manage the discipline in the class?
My classmate's composition 10 There is a classmate named Hu Zhihao in our class, and all the classmates call him "A auto Kuaihu". I'll tell you a few stories about "A auto's Fast Hu".
Once in a math class, the teacher handed out two test papers for us to finish before class. Because of the tight time, after getting the test paper, everyone bowed their heads and wrote with the fastest number of times, for fear that they could not finish it on time. About halfway through a class, Hu Zhihao has written both papers. He looked around with a triumphant smile on his face. At this moment, the math teacher just came into the classroom. Looking at us who are writing nervously, and looking around at Hu Zhihao, he asked the reason and said slowly, "Since it is done so fast, let's have another one!" Hearing the teacher's words, everyone covered their mouths and snickered, but Hu Zhihao was heartbroken and regretted it. After this incident, our classmates began to call him "A auto Kuaihu".
"A auto is faster" is not only fast in hands, but also fast in feet. In the 50-meter dash, when the PE teacher's whistle sounded, he looked like an arrow leaving the string. We just blinked, but he rushed to the finish line far ahead.
"A auto Kuaihu" is also very enthusiastic. If his classmates usually encounter difficulties and ask him for help, he never refuses. Last time I couldn't wait for my family to pick me up after school, so I borrowed his phone to call my family!
My classmate "A Auto Quick Less Hu"-Hu Zhihao, who is quick-witted and quick-footed, is also a person who unites classmates and loves groups. I like living in Class 4 (2) with him very much.
My classmate's composition 1 1 She looks like me, with a face of Zhang Yuanyuan, big eyes and two thin lips. She smiles with a big mouth and gives birth to a pair of sweet dimples, which are really cute.
She's my twin friend.-Mingming. We are the same age and height, and we are a pair of "iron sisters" who are inseparable all day. People who don't know the truth often regard us as twins, and it is sometimes difficult for teachers to distinguish them clearly.
I remember once that Mingming and I both wore a green skirt and tied the same ponytail. When the bell rang, Mingming and I hurried back to our seats and sat down. The teacher walked into the classroom, glanced at the classroom, and suddenly stopped looking at me and Mingming. I only heard the teacher say angrily, "Mingming and Lulu, why don't you just change places and change at once." The students all laughed, so that neither of us knew what to do. It turned out that the teacher confused us again. You see, even the teachers who have taught us for three years can't tell us apart, let alone others.
We not only look like twins, but also look like "twins" in study. We both got good grades in school, and the total scores of several exams were tied, even the fonts were very similar. After class, we study together and review our lessons. In our class, we are a pair of activists. We often discuss problems together and speak in class, which means "I'll go on stage after you sing". Yes, the teacher asked us to read aloud in different roles, and we will always be best partners.
Although the two of us have a lot of "twin" sisters' fate, we also give in to each other in scores. Sometimes, whoever is a little lower than others will catch up in one breath. Although there is competition between us, more often we help each other. We are all well aware of our shortcomings. My writing is not good, and neither is she good at math. We all learn from each other and help each other. Many times, Yao Ming always takes the initiative to help me write my composition and always tells me all her tips without reservation. ...
My twin friends and I have many stories, so I won't tell them one by one.
My classmate's composition 12 is about our class, which is really "a lot of water" Everyone has his own characteristics and skills, and it is a place where experts gather. Take me for example, I am a century-old "monster": as we all know, my upper body is extremely soft, my arms can be dislocated at will and my elbows can be bent at will. Even fingers can do things that ordinary people can't, and I have an advantage in practicing yoga. However, this is not surprising in my class. Some people are better than me. Be mentally prepared and join me in this strange class where experts gather!
Master A: Actor and Hermit, Huang Jiahui. Although he is not handsome, he is a born actor. Although mentally retarded, it is often a blockbuster. I remember when we were studying grams and kilograms, the teacher asked a question: "What does the net content on the trademark mean?" Everyone was thinking hard, and a voice came from one place: "I'm going to pack." "That's right." The teacher said with a smile, we looked inside and were shocked-the answer was Huang Jiahui. As he was only a flash in the pan, I realized that a wise man never makes a wise head.
Host B: Wang Xin, a handsome athlete. When his name is mentioned, no one does not praise him for his good sports and handsome appearance. I remember he ran 400 meters in the sports meeting. At first, he didn't care too much, but when he saw the classmates coming from behind, he let out a loud roar, and his hair changed from "Sanqikai" to "Lion King". This image attracted many audiences, and Wang Xinyuan even nicknamed him "Young Black Boy"!
C-level master: someone who can compete with computer memory, Wu Qichen. She is the person with the highest IQ in my class, and her head is big enough to be as famous as a computer! I remember the last exam, when everyone was doing column calculations, she actually checked it again! Everyone is amazed. I even doubt that she knows the answer to every question, so she can use it at that time and all the problems will be solved.
You see, our class is like this, bringing together many great people and classmates. Is there such a master's degree in your class?
My classmate's composition 13 There are many stars in the sky. There are many memories in my heart. The stars in the sky are flickering, just like the memory in my heart is deep, and some are forgotten. That incident will never be forgotten by me.
The teacher in our class has to move to a place every week for the sake of classmates' eyesight. My best friend and I are not deskmates. However, as long as every other week, I can do it with her. Her name is Xiao Li.
My real deskmate's name is Qian Qian, and my relationship with her is not very stable. Sometimes I have a good relationship with her, and sometimes I have a bad relationship with her. Just a week ago, I had a big fight with her, because as long as I sit with Xiaoli every other week, I sit with Xiaoli once, so I am very good with Xiaoli, and I don't know if it is Li Xi. She will be angry with me. On that day, I was a little dizzy when I went to study at night, so we decided to work together, but we ignored Qian Qian, which made me have a big fight with her. Just in the middle of my writing, Qian Qian popped up a sentence: "No one cares about you every day. Do you feel good?" Then, her tears flowed down, which was my great guilt. I didn't deliberately ignore her, but I like Xiaoli too much. Because Xiaoli was very good in primary school, I have a sense of dependence on Xiaoli. Then a week later, there was another person next to her, and Xiaoli changed away this week. I also guessed that she would "answer blows with blows", but I didn't mean to. She really ignored me and was cold to me. I feel it, too. Then I planned a "seat war". I told the teacher about it, and so did the considerate teacher.
After this incident, I finally understand that if you want to have a harmonious relationship with your classmates, you must be kind to your classmates, and that classmate will be kind to me.
Classmate composition 14 Press the radio, a song "You at the same table" turns to the ear curtain, and my closed eyelids tremble. How did this popular song get popular among the people?
Then, what was printed in my mind was the picture of my deskmate. I changed seven deskmates from small to large, not because I was stubborn by nature, but because they were all monsters. I can't help wondering about the teacher's good abacus, but my deskmate is a little girl. I like this girl very much, so I haven't changed places for almost a year. And after that, someone will tolerate my willfulness.
You at the same table is finished, and the next song is The First Dream. She and I came here with our own dreams and started studying in this school. She helped me a lot for my dream, but I don't think I can help her, so I have to mention her in my study. She said that her dream is to be a psychiatrist and treat human diseases. I teased her: "If you treat so many patients, you will get sick yourself." She glared at me and said, "This is my original dream, and I can't change it!" " "She taught me persistence, hard work and struggle.
A song was broadcast, followed by Days in beijing east road. Unconsciously, two lines of clear tears hung down, and I was still addicted to my own world. In those days, day and night, you accompanied me. You comforted me when I was in trouble; You encouraged me when I was decadent; When I succeed, you are happy for me! You are always by my side.
Then "Those Years", tears rolled down. We don't have those years, only those days. In those days without you, I seem to be at a loss in the face of heavy studies. With you, there seems to be a bright light on the dark road.
Tears hung down one after another until my eyes opened, leaving only the empty rotating sound of the CD. Thank you, dear deskmate, for tolerating me and letting me fool around; You taught me to persist, work hard and struggle; You have always been by my side, including when I was frustrated, you encouraged me and kept me on the road to a better life.
My classmate's composition 15? Why is Class Six (5) so busy today? Oh, it's Liu Yihan, a guzheng expert, playing the guzheng! Today, she is radiant with high hair, blue bow and pink vest cheongsam. How noble and elegant! This is really "peach blossoms set each other off."
Why does talented woman Liu Yihan like guzheng? What difficulties did she encounter? Let's interview her!
From her mouth, she thinks that the voice of guzheng is melodious and euphemistic, and playing guzheng can improve her playing level.
Her temperament made her fall in love with guzheng at first sight. Although she plays so well, she is a flower.
She practiced a lot of hard work in the middle of winter and summer, in the sun, in the moonlight and in the light for nine years. Finally, I got the grade 9 of Guzheng and went to Shanghai to compete with elites from all walks of life. After five passes and six generals, he won the "winning prize".
All talk and no action, where is this? Everyone quickly asked her to raise her hand, so she presented us with a song "Jasmine Fragrance".
There was silence in the classroom, and everyone listened attentively, only to see Liu Yihan with a calm elegance and a sense of rhythm. At first, the music was euphemistic, soothing and soft, like a spring breeze blowing through jasmine flowers, making the flowers diffuse throughout the campus. Then, the notes danced lively and stirred happily. Look, there are still a group of bees gathering honey! Finally, the music came and went, and I saw Liu Yihan rubbing, sweeping, hooking and shaking for a while, as if all the jasmine flowers in the garden were competing with each other! Music lingers in my ears for a long time. ...
At the end of the performance, everyone applauded. Look, some people are still intoxicated with music! This is the little talented girl in our class-Liu Yihan.
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