Make my sister laugh, make her laugh.

Pick up hot chicks with high EQ is the art of understanding language. In the chat, she can make her laugh with a humorous sentence, which makes many dumb boys envy. Here are some jokes that make her laugh and make her laugh.

Make your sister laugh, make her laugh. 1 1. When the outside world makes me tired, I always want to fly to your side!

Look in the mirror and see how beautiful my girlfriend is.

3, but the red edge has become dust, and there is no reason for the end of the world.

Put your hand in your heart, and you will feel my infinite love.

5, in every night with you, no longer too lonely.

6, never give up, stay together for a lifetime.

7. Go to bed. I will take the last high-speed train to your dream.

I love you all my life, and no one can replace you.

9. No matter how it ends, my world will never allow you to disappear.

10, the tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous. You ... be your girlfriend.

1 1, tomorrow is a surprise.

12, I love you and always will!

13. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

14, I want to marry him with my body and rest for the rest of my life.

15, wholeheartedly, for life.

16, naughty love words, just for you.

17, I only love to lose my temper with you, because I believe you won't leave me.

18, except that you have no weakness.

19, I am so good that only you deserve me.

20. Your soul mate and I make our love warm and brilliant.

2 1. When I stopped the red light, I missed you and thought about it.

I wait for your heart with my infatuation.

Since my choice is you, I have decided to go with you all my life.

24. I love you so much that I am willing to accompany you to the old age!

25. I like you very much. Like the wind, it has traveled 8000 miles, regardless of the date of return.

26, because of the wrong love for a person, and lonely life.

27. I still like you very much. Like a shadow, I can't live without myself all my life.

I want to work hard for our future. I don't want you to suffer.

29, hungry, don't know what to eat, then eat the bitterness of love.

30, you have to believe that I will slowly approach you, hold you tight, and you have to wait for me.

3 1, unexpected encounter, unexpected joy.

32. You are a peach blossom that can't be folded high, and a white horse that can't be crossed.

I am not a gentle person, but I am willing to do everything gentle for you.

34. I want to walk side by side with you and grow old together.

35. For you, it is true love.

If I got on that train, would the result be different?

37, love is to rely on, not a day or forget, you have been in my heart.

I told you to wait, and I will definitely come.

Even if you don't love me, I will always protect you.

40. In this life, only being with you is not a waste.

4 1, night is the night of the world, and safety is your safety.

I love you, but I dare not say too much. I can only speak hesitatingly.

43. I wanted to fuck you at the first sight. Sven people call this love at first sight.

44. You and I met in a hurry that year, and you said that I would be the happiness of your life.

45. You are like a coffee partner, sweet and fragrant.

46. Life goes from south to north, just thinking about the east and the west for you.

47. In this life, you and I will accompany each other.

If you don't come, it will snow.

49, like you, like a squirrel with pine nuts full of cheeks.

50. If deep feelings are not equal, I would like to love more.

5 1, sometimes, the best comfort is wordless company.

52. I am looking forward to it, and I am slowly remembering it. That little so-called memory.

Make a girl laugh and make a girl joke 2 1,

Man: You're making me sick.

Woman: What's the matter?

Man: I'm in love with you!

2、

Man: I want you to stay with me for a while.

Woman: What should I do with you?

M: Look at the first four words.

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M: I want to go somewhere.

Woman: Where do you want to go?

Man: I want to go to your heart. May I allow it?

4、

Man: I'm sick.

Woman: wasn't it fine just now? Why are you sick?

Man: I lost my resistance at the sight of you.

5、

Man: Is something burnt?

Woman: No, I don't smell burning.

My heart burns for you.

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Woman: You can't even flirt with me.

M: Do you need to be responsible after flirting?

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W: I had a great time today. I ate three ice creams.

Man: Isn't it better to fall in love with me than to eat ice cream?

Laugh at my sister and tease her 3 1. The hospital hung a transfusion bottle, and the nurse gave the man a transfusion bottle. 1 more hours passed, the infusion bottle was finished, and the nurse came over and made another bottle. The man asked, didn't the nurse only open one bottle? The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap after drinking salt water and said that this bottle won the prize. Let's have another bottle!

After dating a beautiful woman, the doctor sent her home and passed by a flower shop. The beauty picked up a bunch of red roses and asked the doctor with a charming face, "Is it nice?" The doctor replied honestly, "It looks good." The beauty asked again, "Is it really beautiful?" The doctor must have nodded, but there was still no action. The beauty finally couldn't help reminding him: "I think it's beautiful, too, and I like it very much." The doctor said sincerely, "Just observe it for a while if you like."

3. The highest praise a man gives a woman is not a wise man, a wise man, a housekeeper, but a devil.

4. Once I entered the school gate and was stopped by the security guard, I asked three ultimate philosophical questions: "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" "Where are you going?"

I heard that an American student from Shanghai Jiaotong University failed in English! ! ! International students! ! ! America! ! ! English! ! ! Hang up! ! ! Jiaotong University V5 ....

On the 6th, the municipal units in Changsha welcomed the "July 1st" party program, and the funeral home appeared. They will bring a solo "Waiting for You".

7. In Naked Marriage, Yao Di's mobile phone is iPhone3, and the article takes iPhone4. The prices of the two mobile phones add up to nearly 10,000 yuan, and Yao Di and Wen each have an Apple notebook computer, and the price is about 10,000 yuan. Almost every bag in Yao Di is LV, and the price is more than 10,000 yuan. Yao Di wears a long down jacket, and the price is more than 10,000 yuan ... Imagine, people call it naked marriage, and I am a fart. ...

8. On a business trip, an aunt came just after leaving the station: "Young man, staying in a hotel?" I said, "No."My aunt immediately changed her ambiguous tone: "There is a little girl who is very beautiful." I was sweating like a pig and said, "There are no little girls." Aunt immediately changed her mouth: "Old maid, old maid also has it, it's cheaper." Sweat again and say, "I don't want a girl." Aunt was silent and whispered, "Well, there are boys!"

9. Good brothers have to pull me to be brave if they want to break up with their girlfriends. After the three met, he said he was gay, but the person I liked was actually me. Fuck! I was embarrassed to cry, and the woman said I wish you happiness. It was raining, and we walked silently with umbrellas. Suddenly, my brother looked up slightly and said affectionately, "Do you think it's all fake?" Fuck you! ! !

10, a female colleague of the company went out for dinner in the afternoon and left her mobile phone at the company. Then her husband kept calling, and a buddy next to him took a nap after dinner and was annoyed by the ringing of the phone. After the phone rang for the nth time, the buddy picked up the phone angrily and shouted, "We are sleeping. Are you tired of calling all the time?" And then hung up. The telephone has stopped ringing. 1 hour later, the husband appeared in front of the company.

1 1. Last night, I helped a beautiful woman install a wireless router. It's 12 after the toss. When she left, she told me that it was not good and safe to ride a bike at night. Ridiculous, my driving skills are like running water, how can it be unsafe! ? We'll be home in 20 minutes! Haha, tragically apply it to myself, and then say to my sister: If you tell me that today, I will live in your house!

12. I played LOL in the Internet cafe last night, and a girl next to me was watching Korean dramas until 1 1. My elder sister suddenly asked me if I wanted to go to her house to play games, saying that it was the most interesting game in the world, and it was the dream of all men. I refused. Is this a fucking joke? Isn't the most interesting game in the world LOL!

13. A beautiful woman called me last night and said that the computer was broken and the system had to be reinstalled. I sneer at myself: hum ~ I have to go there myself for the problem that just restart. I quickly called my friend and asked him to come over. After the phone call, I play LOL Fortunately, I'm smart, or I'll miss qualifying again! Okay, another LOL. In fact, there are many girls who play this game. If you meet them, go to her and tutor her!

14, the goddess called in the middle of the night and said that her heating was broken and she was cold alone, so let me pass. At that time, I was anxious, thinking that the heating was broken and there was a repairman. Two calls called the best worker, and I continued to sleep.

15. I installed a computer system for a beautiful colleague that year and got almost 1 1 point. Then I poured a cup of coffee, and she accidentally fell on me. Say, it's cold, take a hot bath quickly, warm up in her bed, and don't catch a cold. Damn it, this is nonsense. Taking a cold bath on snowy days will not hurt all year round. I turned her down at once and walked home in the cold wind.

16. Last time I went out with the goddess, I probably walked too much at night. He said he had a pain in his neck and wanted to find a place to lean on it. Lying in the trough, I am anxious when I hear it. There are countless girls. How can I let the goddess be wronged? I'll take her to the best hospital or take a taxi right away! !

17, my buddy had a female boss who drank too much at the company reception and asked me to take her home. She said she wanted me to talk to her. Damn it, I have to work tomorrow. Do I have to deduct money for being late? Thinking of this, my buddy decisively rejected her! !

18, probably last summer, a friend who talked for a long time told me that his chest was bitten by a poisonous mosquito. I looked it up online and said it might get worse. Let me help her suck out the poison. . I get angry when I hear it. Is MD a person? If I suck the poison out, she'll be fine. What should I do if I am poisoned? Shit!

19, I remember that in high school, several men and a woman in the class went out to surf the Internet all night. In the middle of the night, the woman told me that there was nothing interesting and she wanted to sleep. I said where to sleep, and she said she could go to the hotel. She didn't respond when she saw me, saying, it's not expensive, just tens of dollars a night. Shit, I get angry when I hear it. Shit, it's a lie. Dozens of dollars can drive for several nights.

20. Nowadays, girls are really good at pretending. Last night, they got together with some colleagues in KTV. Finally, when they left, the goddess said that she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I said you got drunk after drinking the fucking juice. ! Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise I will be delayed in playing games tonight.