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What I said to my brother

1, I felt warm when I first met you, sincere when I made friends with you, happy when I was with you, and no regrets when I made friends with you.

2, the weather is hot, and my short message is warm and appropriate; Social dragons and snakes are mixed, my greetings are simple and sincere; Dreams are illusory, and my blessings are intimate; Miss melancholy and loneliness, my care and happiness go hand in hand.

I calculated an account. The telephone bill is either used to contact customers or to report work to the boss. Occasionally, a few phone calls are either fraudulent or hurried home for dinner. Why can't I leave a dime to send my thoughts to my friends? I miss you.

4. You look angry, and I'm sorry! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself

The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

6. What you open is good luck, and what you see is good luck. May all expectations and blessings flock to you, and may you have a good mood and all the best.

7. There are flowers in spring and bright moon in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you don't have troubles in your heart, it is a wonderful time in this life!

8. It's my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart!

9. After parting, people in the two places are haggard, with no appetite for three meals, few seasons in spring and autumn, full of worries, no advice from six relatives, seven feelings without owners, eight points of loneliness, nine years of hope, and a long time to be a perfect person.

10, the man does not regret his loss, and the man will not change. My brother should have a useful body, because we should do everything with my remaining useful body, so that my brother will never have a chance to feel sorry for the loss. Give me all your doors. If I see that this is hopeless, I will slap you.

1 1. I calculated an account. Telephone charges are not used to contact customers or report work to the boss. Occasionally, a few phone calls are either fraudulent or hurried home for dinner. Why can't I leave a dime to send my thoughts to my friends? I miss you.

12. Although two people love each other, they are two different individuals after all. If there is something unacceptable, maybe we can learn to tolerate and forgive each other.

13, I want to say a lot. But at this moment, all I can leave you is my silent prayer: take care, my friend!

14, what I want to say is that in fact, everyone knows that they have their own way, but I can't help crying when I think about you.

15, I've always wanted to thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you.

16, a short message expresses my heart, which is lighter than a goose feather. Long time no see, I often miss you. The phone is the first good news. The autumn wind flies in Liu Yin, and the river reflects the sunset. Don't catch cold when it's cold. Often send text messages to express comfort.

17. How long can the signboard be hung on the stormy street? How many old songs can you remember? Don't forget to have a friend like me, bless you forever.

18, people live because there is hope. No matter what setbacks you have suffered, my friend, when the sun rises again, you will find life so beautiful.

19, it is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing the pain of lovesickness, I can't tell you when the Spring Festival will arrive.

20. I'm glad to meet you. There are thousands of stars in the starry sky, and one is my heart. Look at the stars when you miss you, count the stars when you are insomnia, wait for the meteor when you make a wish, and be happy every day.

2 1, my friend, it was you who extended your warm hand to help me in my most difficult time, which made me extremely grateful, and I can't express it in my heart. I can only wish you the best.

22. I will leave you gently. You should take good care of yourself without me, and I will cherish myself even more without you.

23. Congratulations on getting rich. The god of wealth laughs at you. Pick whatever you want, all the treasures are in your hands. After receiving the money, my hands are sore and the players are angry.

24. The stars are still shining and * * * is still burning. I exist because I have a dream. You are young in your field, and I am tireless on my way.

25. Arrived in xishuangbanna tourism and was besieged by a group of wild boar. The passengers all took out the food money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You take out your ID card, and the pigs kneel down and cry: Boss, we can find you.

26, bursts of coolness are sent to you, beautiful and charming; Many blessings come to you, good health and successful career; Some thoughts are for you, and friends will always greet you.

27. May all happiness follow you. Spring is here. Bowing is autumn. May all the happiness be with you. The full moon is a painting, and the lack of the moon is a poem.

28. Welcome. Sorry, my house is a little messy. This is my study, this is my bedroom, this is the bathroom, that is the kitchen, oh, that is my dog, and I like reading short messages when I am free.

29, flowers are the most beautiful peony, people are the closest friends, making friends without paying gold and silver, only with a willing heart. Water flows downwards, people go upwards, friendship exists, trees take root, and friends are heart to heart.

If we are destined to pass each other in this life, I deeply wish you happiness forever. Then put away all your feelings and look forward to meeting you in the afterlife.

3 1, meet and then leave, meet again; The autumn wind blows the wilderness, and the first phase only lasts for a while. I will cherish your friendship with me and look forward to the moment when we meet.

He didn't expect that after seven years of hard pursuit, he found a robot that looked like his brother, which was more painful than seeing his brother's body.

33, fate meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky. The sky is vast and the moon is bright, and it lasts forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness.

34. Work brings busyness, busyness brings leisure, leisure brings happiness, happiness brings smiles, smiles bring blessings, and blessings bring smiles. I wish you happiness.

35. It's just that after so many years, everything about me has completely changed. Your voice can already be heard. You are a heartbroken radio. When I first heard this song to mourn my brother, it was in line with the scene at that time.

36. Dream what you want to dream, take the road you want to go and do what you want to do, because life is only once, and the opportunity will never come again!

Don't tell me you're really angry. Actually, I know because you care about me! And I can only tell you: I love you!

38, a lifetime acquaintance, from God's will; Friendship comes from sincerity; Beauty comes from care; A blessing, from the heart. I wish you a happy day.

39. Standing on the balcony that day, you enjoyed the hazy drizzle. The thought of a rough life makes my face wet. Is it rain or tears? You look up at the sky: Wow! Whose diaper?

40. When you set foot on the platform and walked alone, you know I was so worried. Even if there are a thousand words in my heart, I can only be deeply moved by you. I'm sorry, but I won't say it.

4 1, there are many love stories in the world, with good and bad endings; Have feelings, have feelings; There are smooth roads and bumps. Friends, cherish those who love you! Because it might be lost in the next second.

42. We go our own way, not for anyone to change ourselves. Wear your own style of clothes. Do whatever you want. Make everything calm. Go back to the past. For us, nothing is out of reach. Nothing can make us bored to smoke. Drink till dark.

43. There are many fish in the sea. She is just an episode in your life. No one can confiscate anyone's happiness. You swear that you will smile.

44. The moonlight is dim and the birds are singing. I'll send you away quietly. From then on, there is a tearful star on the horizon, always watching your distant back.

45. I hope you are happy: happy with your stomach covered, happy with the quilt, happy with the sky, happy with water, happy with your runny nose, happy with your tears, happy when you think of me, and happier when you see the text message. In short, if you are unhappy, you will be happy, and you will always be happy.

46. I am unforgettable because I know you, happy because I like you, and satisfied because I can get your love.

47. Brothers are lifelong, not temporary! Brother can bear it! You can' sacrifice'!

48. Thank you very much for your feelings for me. It's the first time to spend this Valentine's Day in a different place, but you always make me feel that you care about me!

49. After two generations of love became rich, he drove out and was trapped in the desert. It seems that the little donkey is still useful. Where can I find it? Avanti thinks communication is so developed. Send a message to the little donkey.

50. Home is a sheltered harbor, while friends are a windy coast. The family took shelter from the bitter rain and wind and frost, and friends sent warm fragrance under the bright sun. Homelessness is cold, but friends are bright.

5 1, the greatest happiness every day is to miss you; The biggest pain every day is thinking about you. You are the source of all my happiness and pain, dear, cherish yourself!

52. My sister is always insecure because of her age, but in fact, she has no confidence in her brother's feelings. If my brother is firm enough to give me a sense of security, why not be confident?

53, the cold wind sounded, and the voices entered the intestines. Snowflakes are floating in succession, and patches are stained with sadness. My thoughts are scattered and intermittent. Worry adds to worry, worry adds to worry.

54. Morning glory found vines; Parthenocissus found the wall; I met you; So they can't be separated anymore!

55. The morning mist hangs over you and me; Summer drizzle moistens you and me. The cool breeze flutters with blessings and gently sends sincere greetings: May happiness accompany you and make a cool summer.

56. I really left you this time, and it takes more courage than falling in love with you. I really left you this time. I dare not tell you that I still love you!

57, between the square inches, the number of human vicissitudes; In time and space, ask carefully whether the summer of human beings is going to be cold; Be friends, the stars move, and the feelings remain unchanged; It's a bosom friend, and everyone remembers it.

58. There are few reasons, big belly, sweet mouth, small temper, quick action, high efficiency, many smiles and many brains.

59. The most precious thing in the world is not' not getting' and' losing', but happiness that can be grasped now.

60. I can't bear to see you leave at once. Goodbye! I wish you all the best, good health and happiness forever!

6 1, my friend, my blessing, like spring breeze, cools my heart; Like a drizzle in summer, it moistens the heart; Such as autumn moonlight, illuminate the heart; Like the sunshine in winter, it warms people's hearts. I sincerely wish you good luck and peace in the four seasons.

62. Whenever. No, no money, no right. My brother is still with me. When people are down and out. Brothers still cling to each other. Sweet and sour, we should be together. Because we are good brothers. Good brothers, whenever, let's go together.

63. A gatebed, a shabby bungalow and a bowl of expired sauce. An old dress, an old phoenix, hummed all the way: See how disappointed I am, see how hesitant I am, and struggle day and night, just because I can't send text messages this month.

64. I hope my mobile phone will call me and send me a message when I am lonely. It's nice to have friends who care about me, but I can't wait, so I'll spend a dime to remind you that friends can't keep in touch.

65. I didn't expect the taste of parting to be so bleak. I didn't know saying goodbye was so strong. Only separation can make time forget this tacit understanding.

When she was your brother, you could still appear in front of her. When she stops treating you like a brother, you will never see her again in your life. The world is too big and you are too small.

67. The vast sea of people, you are the only concern I can't let go of, and also the most helpless I can't let go of. Wherever you go, I will bless you.

68. What I want to say is that actually not being in touch does not mean not missing, and time can't take away our fleeting time.

69. Being sick is not terrible. As long as faith exists, recovery is not a dream, and the future will be grand (next88). Take disease as a challenge and faith as a weapon, and you can win!