Jokes about saving for a rainy day, preferably about animals.

The new young clerk was called away by the boss.

"I noticed you," said the boss. "You work hard and take every little thing seriously."

The young man's face lit up and looked forward to the boss's reward.

The boss said: So, I want to fire you. "

Young man: "God, this is so unfair."

The boss smiled and said, "I already have several young people like you here."

Later, they all became experts, and then suddenly ran out to run their own companies, desperately trying to crush us. "