35 classic funny stories, gourd dolls in rural areas

1, you are not an idiot, but why do you pretend to be an idiot?

2. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

3. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

Sometimes, I want to be full in my dreams.

Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.

6, China's good voice, in the eyes of primary school students, is the most beautiful class bell.

7. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

I have never told you my true identity. Actually, I'm Snow White.

9. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

10, my god! If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!

13, a woman's small breasts are not flat, they are gorgeous parallel lines, understand?

14, this razor is really shocking, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

15, everyone was sexy when he was a child, and he didn't want to wear shorts.

16, things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste.

17, told my friend that I wanted to fart, and my friend said, hold my burp.

18, don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

19, please get old, and don't hold me with inferior thread in the future, it will break from time to time.

When I get rich, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.

2 1, we are cucurbits in the countryside, and you are Altman in the city.

22. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

23. You should learn from others. Tencent calls me dear every time it goes online. ...

24. A letter is a letter. Don't believe it or not. You still have wechat.

25. What are the bad guys, men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night?

26. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?

As an animal, only animals in this world can beat me.

28. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

29. What is money? This is something I don't have.

30. I am really grateful to those who have hit me and let me learn to hit others.

3 1, don't discharge at me, my daughter-in-law has a caller ID.

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.

33. Women are afraid of perverts. Actually, the pervert is afraid of me.

34. In the next life, I must be your heart, so if I don't jump, you will die.

35. Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, and that is capriciousness.