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Write a composition in Sichuan dialect
Sometimes it is as rich and deafening as the long sound of an eagle spreading its wings; Sometimes tactfully, it seems like a line of tears when you are deeply in love, which makes people sad. I sleep with it every day, but I ignore its beauty in daily life.
Grandma is an old man in her sixties and even looks older; But for this, I smile frankly. She was once young. She lives in Changzhou for a long time.
So I can't even picture her present situation. However, I clearly remember that her moving Jasmine, a sad but harmless poem, composed the flowers and flowers of life.
When I was very young, I was sent to my grandmother's house by my mother like a parcel. At that time, I was extremely dependent on my mother. Sent to grandma's house, born naughty and disobedient, crying. At this time, grandma will gently wipe away my nose and tears with her rough big hands and bury my head deeply in her arms. She hummed softly, "What a beautiful jasmine, what a beautiful jasmine …" Her upturned corners of the mouth, the peristalsis of her lips, and a touching song have taken root in my heart.
I just lay quietly in her arms, gently echoing this song in my ear, and fell asleep sweetly ... that was my first feeling about it, just like my pillow! I still remember one time, my grandmother and I pulled vegetables in our small yard. Small green vegetables and small green onions are all planted by grandma herself.
I followed my grandmother's example and picked the east and picked the west. Grandpa doesn't know when to appear behind us. He mysteriously took out a beautiful jasmine flower full of water, and then carefully inserted it in grandma's combed bun.
Grandma was surprised at first, and then gently fingered the jasmine with her right hand without anything-jasmine shining in the sun. Grandma smiled, smiling so peacefully and contentedly, and Grandpa smiled back, just a shallow mutual smile, and the beauty and maturity of human nature were fixed on the smile. After that, grandma seemed to sing softly when pulling vegetables, and her rosy cheeks were full of happiness, which was as beautiful as a scenery that could not be ignored.
Two or three years have passed quickly. When was the return date so hasty? My mother finally took me back from my grandmother. She said, go home. There are many delicious and interesting things in the city, such as chocolate candy and toy models ... I finally failed to resist the temptation and returned to that strange but familiar place. When I left, I saw my grandmother send me away with a smile. She said she could finally relax. But this smile, why is it so beautiful? Her singing.-I don't think I brought it back.
Later, with the growth of age, I don't know when I began to like pop songs, those dynamic, sweet or lyrical songs, and I have long forgotten what I love. Grandma has been here several times, and I don't have much contact with her. I only know that she sometimes quarrels with her aunt, or worse. Although grandma is very kind and considerate to them, but "every family has a difficult experience", grandma moved to Changzhou with grandpa after all.
And I'm numb to pop music that doesn't feel. "What a beautiful jasmine, what a beautiful jasmine, full of fragrant and beautiful branches ..." I sat at my computer desk, and the music automatically jumped to that song, intentionally or unintentionally.
Oh, that song is so sweet, but not as sweet as hers; Memories are so beautiful, but her back is gone. I remember someone once said, "As long as you live, you will be contaminated with dust." Even if the noise obscures my sight, this song will always be my nap harbor, my love for grandma, and grandma's love for me! Looking out the window, the smirking autumn wind swept the petals and sent them to an unknown country.
A song ends.
2. Tongjiang primary school students wrote a composition about Sichuan dialect, Tongjiang dialect in Sichuan.
I have nothing to do, because I once read a funny article about Sichuan dialect and had a whim. I decided to try my best to compile some dialects in my hometown (Tongjiang, Sichuan). I hope everyone will join us and welcome to reprint!
(This article needs to be read in Sichuan dialect, the heavier the better! )
Pain (green pain)
Bitter (bitter)
Tight (tight)
Sweetness (sensitive sweetness)
Smelly (pang smelly)
Cry (kiss)
Smile (a little)
Smile from ear to ear (thinking of your five flowers and two flowers)
enough to make oneself proud
Vanity (pro-giving)
Serve you right (at the right time)
Root (bag)
A room (stove) heated in winter.
Pebbles (wide bags of stones)
Axe (cutting mountain)
Eat (swell)
Fist (Torur)
Force (fiddling)
Stubborn child (Guruzi)
Nose (turbinate)
Snuff (blue nose)
Tooth (toothed bar)
Hair (bitter hair)
Knee (coughing up pineapple)
Elbow (crutch)
Arm (hand dare)
Eyeball (eye fruit)
Head (old shell)
Son: Mom, is the old man whispering?
Mother: It's a long walk up the hill. There is a mountain in front of the stove. Go up the hill and help your old man!
Two: I crawled on behalf of the hospital and coughed up the pain of several frogs in Poirot and Deqing. You can't let me go?
Mother: miscellaneous?
Er: Last night, I didn't even ask for stars. It's too dark for me to see. A stone with a wide pit took my place, and the kidnapper scraped off the skin, leaving the old shell black and blue!
Mother: It's time to recite. What a sunny day!
Son: Sister Nan?
Mom: It would be nice to kiss one day if you don't bask in the sun. Isn't it like a woman apologizing? She bedclothes in the middle of the night, but it is cold and her nose is growing!
Son: So the whole medicine hasn't been replaced?
Mother: Take a deep breath. She said that water and medicine are bitter, so don't ask for it!
Uh: Hey, hey ...
Mother: Remember your five cents and two cents. I kicked your mother and told you to come back and get swollen!
3. The charm of writing 600 words in dialect
A long history of culture endows Chinese with rich connotations. It is no exaggeration to say that a word is a painting, a poem, an idiom and even a legendary story. Chinese has a long history and the largest population in the world. Modern Chinese (Putonghua) is formed on the basis of modern Chinese. It refers to * * * homonyms used by modern Han people. It is Putonghua with Beijing pronunciation and standard pronunciation, northern dialect and basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular as grammatical norms.
For example, three students go to the teacher's house as guests, one from Yunnan, one from Sichuan and one from Hunan. When Jenny was cooking, she asked, "Are you afraid of spicy food?" Yunnan people say "not afraid of spicy", Sichuan people say "not afraid of spicy" and Hunan people say "not afraid of spicy". The three people use the same words, have different word orders, and their meanings are gradually progressive.
In my opinion, the wonder of Chinese is not only reflected in the vagaries of vocabulary and grammar, but also in the existence of dialects and languages everywhere.
Take Sichuan dialect as an example: sweetness is not sweetness, but sweetness. Bitterness is not bitterness, but bitterness. Don't say acid, say acid. If you are soft, don't say it. Say it. Don't say hard, say hard? It deserves sympathy and is called sin. Serves you right. It's called going back in time. Chatting is called putting on a dragon gate array. Cheap, this is called karma. Okay, it's Bashi. I'm afraid my wife will call me a rake. Come on, call Xiong Qi. Hypocrisy, what do you mean by fake play?
Yi * * in China has seven major dialect areas: Northern dialect (represented by Beijing dialect), Wu dialect (represented by Shanghai dialect), Gan dialect (also called Jiangxi dialect, represented by Nanchang dialect), Xiang dialect (also called Hunan dialect, represented by Changsha dialect), Hakka dialect (represented by Meixian dialect in Guangdong) and Min dialect (including Minnan dialect and Xiamen dialect). Northern Fujian dialect, represented by Jian 'ou dialect) and Guangdong dialect area (represented by Guangzhou dialect). They formed an independent dialect system based on region.
Careful observation reveals a very strange phenomenon-six of the seven dialect areas are in the south of the Yangtze River, and they are basically in the southeast corner, while there is only one dialect area on the north bank of the Yangtze River. So how did Chinese dialects come into being? There are two main reasons: one is immigration, and the other is studying abroad.
Language is an open, dynamic and relatively balanced symbol system. Liu Shahe, our master of Bashu language, wrote an article called "Shu people say that they are elegant". He said that many common sayings in Sichuan dialect today are actually very quaint. For example, we often say that a person is idle and carefree, which is actually what Zhuangzi called "distraction". Describing a person without thinking and planning comes from The Book of Songs, and it means that a person is in a muddled state, which comes from Laozi. Sichuanese often eat "soup with rice", but they mistakenly think it is "bibimbap", which comes from the jade chips taken care of by Liang Daigu. So is pouring rice with soup. "What Sichuanese often eat today is the mistake of' eating rice', which stems from the posthumous work of Xuanhe, which records the skills of the Water Margin. The so-called "eating rice" means that you can eat it after boiling water is cooked? For example, today's Cantonese retains quite a few ancient words and meanings. Among them, "when" and "how much" can be traced back to "when is the bright moon" in Su Shi's Song Poetry "Shuidiao Getou"? I take my glass from a distance. There is a saying in Li Yu's "Young Beauty" "How much sorrow can there be? Like a river flowing eastward. 」。
Language develops with the development of society. With the change of ideas and the update of communication methods, various language varieties are common, and new words and phrases emerge one after another, such as "cool, brother, rookie, irrigation, show, T-shirt, very Beijing?" Language is not only an important carrier of China culture, but also a cultural phenomenon. Chinese contains many aspects of China people's way of thinking, values and cultural customs. It is no exaggeration to say that Chinese is a living fossil of China culture! Chinese is still full of vitality and plays a great role since ancient times. No matter the times have changed, the dynasties have changed or disappeared, Chinese characters can still achieve "I can't stand still".
In modern society, we can't live without language all the time. We should not only express our thoughts through language, but also understand other people's thoughts through language, especially social interaction. We need to communicate with each other through language. Even though today's network technology has developed by leaps and bounds, people can use the network for learning and communication, but people still can't communicate without opening their mouths and rely on language. What's more, China's language is profound, and it is constantly changing and developing. Therefore, learning Chinese well can enrich and enrich our life, not only deepen our understanding of the basic theory of modern Chinese, broaden our professional knowledge and improve the level of using language, but also enable us to cultivate by going up one flight of stairs in culture.
4. Writing 600 words in dialect has a long history of charm, which endows Chinese with rich connotations. It is no exaggeration to say that a word is a painting, a poem, an idiom and even a legendary story.
Chinese has a long history and the largest population in the world. Modern Chinese (Putonghua) is formed on the basis of modern Chinese.
It refers to * * * homonyms used by modern Han people. It is Putonghua with Beijing pronunciation and standard pronunciation, northern dialect and basic dialect, and typical modern vernacular as grammatical norms. For example, three students go to the teacher's house as guests, one from Yunnan, one from Sichuan and one from Hunan.
When Jenny was cooking, she asked, "Are you afraid of spicy food?" Yunnan people say "not afraid of spicy", Sichuan people say "not afraid of spicy" and Hunan people say "not afraid of spicy". The three people use the same words, have different word orders, and their meanings are gradually progressive.
In my opinion, the wonder of Chinese is not only reflected in the vagaries of vocabulary and grammar, but also in the existence of dialects and languages everywhere. Take Sichuan dialect as an example: sweetness is not sweetness, but sweetness.
Bitterness is not bitterness, but bitterness. Don't say acid, say acid.
If you are soft, don't say it. Say it. Don't say hard, say hard? It deserves sympathy and is called sin.
Serves you right. It's called going back in time. Chatting is called putting on a dragon gate array.
Cheap, this is called karma. Okay, it's Bashi.
I'm afraid my wife will call me a rake. Come on, call Xiong Qi.
Hypocrisy, what do you mean by fake play? Yi * * in China has seven major dialect areas: Northern dialect (represented by Beijing dialect), Wu dialect (represented by Shanghai dialect), Gan dialect (also called Jiangxi dialect, represented by Nanchang dialect), Xiang dialect (also called Hunan dialect, represented by Changsha dialect), Hakka dialect (represented by Meixian dialect in Guangdong) and Min dialect (including Minnan dialect and Xiamen dialect). Northern Fujian dialect, represented by Jian 'ou dialect) and Guangdong dialect area (represented by Guangzhou dialect). They formed an independent dialect system based on region.
Careful observation reveals a very strange phenomenon-six of the seven dialect areas are in the south of the Yangtze River, and they are basically in the southeast corner, while there is only one dialect area on the north bank of the Yangtze River. So how did Chinese dialects come into being? There are two main reasons: one is immigration, and the other is studying abroad.
Language is an open, dynamic and relatively balanced symbol system. Liu Shahe, our master of Bashu language, wrote an article called "Shu people say that they are elegant".
He said that many common sayings in Sichuan dialect today are actually very quaint. For example, we often say that a person is idle and carefree, which is actually what Zhuangzi called "distraction".
Describing a person without thinking and planning comes from The Book of Songs, and it means that a person is in a muddled state, which comes from Laozi. Sichuanese often eat "soup with rice", but they mistakenly think it is "bibimbap", which comes from the jade chips taken care of by Liang Daigu. So is pouring rice with soup. "
What Sichuanese often eat today is the mistake of "eating rice", which stems from the legacy of Xuanhe, which records the skills of the Water Margin. The so-called "eating rice" means that you can eat it after boiling water is cooked? For example, today's Cantonese retains quite a few ancient words and meanings. Among them, "when" and "how much" can be traced back to "when is the bright moon" in Su Shi's Song Poetry "Shuidiao Getou"? I take my glass from a distance.
There is a saying in Li Yu's "Young Beauty" "How much sorrow can there be? Like a river flowing eastward.
Language develops with the development of society. The change of ideas and the update of communication methods make various language variations common, and new words and phrases emerge one after another, such as "cool, brother, rookie, irrigation, show, T-shirt, very Beijing?" Language is not only an important carrier of China culture, but also a cultural phenomenon. Chinese contains many aspects of China people's way of thinking, values and cultural customs. It is no exaggeration to say that Chinese is a living fossil of China culture! Chinese is still full of vitality and plays a great role since ancient times.
No matter the times have changed, the dynasties have changed or disappeared, Chinese characters can still achieve "I can't stand still". In modern society, we can't live without language all the time. We should not only express our thoughts through language, but also understand other people's thoughts through language, especially social interaction. We need to communicate with each other through language.
Even though today's network technology has developed by leaps and bounds, people can use the network for learning and communication, but people still can't communicate without opening their mouths and rely on language. What's more, China's language is profound, and it is constantly changing and developing.
Therefore, learning Chinese well can enrich and enrich our life, not only deepen our understanding of the basic theory of modern Chinese, broaden our professional knowledge and improve the level of using language, but also enable us to cultivate by going up one flight of stairs in culture.
5. spicy Sichuan writing composition materials at the beginning of last month, my father took me to Sichuan to visit an old friend and invited him to drink. I came to a famous Sichuan restaurant, ordered good food and sat down. My father and uncle ate it as soon as it was spicy. My dad saw that I didn't move, and encouraged me to say, "Eat, after this village, there is no shop!" "
Encouraged by my father, I also tried two pieces of pickled fish and put the fillets in my mouth. First, I bite them slowly, and then I taste them. After a while, I ate up this big plate of fish with Chinese sauerkraut and didn't feel spicy at all.
It's slightly spicy and tastes good. I finally got a chance to eat spicy food in Sichuan. You can brag in front of your classmates and eat something hotter when you go back! Then I ate some spicy chicken, which was delicious. A little spicy taste flowed into my heart and it was cold. I have more courage. I think there are so many Sichuan dishes! I started eating spicy beef slices.
With chopsticks, the beef shed a few drops of Chili juice and was as red as fire. It's really hard! Take a bite. It's not strong, but it's oily. You can feel it when you eat it. It's really spicy. One hand pressed my stomach, and the other hand poured water into my mouth. My lips seem to be big and swollen, trying to breathe. It's really spicy in the mouth and numb all over. At this time, my whole body is weak, and every breath in my mouth is like a jet of fire.
Uncle said: "You, you are really ungrateful, and I eat a spicy level!" " "I ignored it. My tongue sticks out numbly, and my mouth is watering. The sweat on my head is flowing downwards, and my saliva seems to drip rhythmically. I was burning all over, so I quickly got some water and poured it directly on my body. What a refreshing feeling!
6. How to write a composition in Sichuan In May 2008, 12, 14: 28: 04.0, an earthquake of magnitude 7.8 occurred in Wenchuan County, Sichuan Province. According to the latest progress report on earthquake disaster situation and earthquake relief in Sichuan Province, by the afternoon of May 30th, at 16, the disaster situation in Sichuan Province was: more than 2,000 people were killed/kloc-0, 26,206 people were injured, 9,404 people were buried and 3.46 million houses were damaged.
From yesterday to today, time goes by little by little, and every minute, many people in the disaster area are in danger of death because of the lack of resources to rescue officers and soldiers and doctors. On the Internet, the latest news, pictures and videos keep coming, and one of them makes me unforgettable: the first picture in the video is a collapsed building, which used to be a beautiful campus. In the collapsed rubble, a young face appeared in front of us. That is a little girl in Grade 12. After a day of burial, the little girl's face has become black and yellow, black and yellow due to excessive hunger and lack of oxygen. On her face, you can vaguely see the tears you shed and the faint despair. The little girl's mouth is still opening and closing, but her voice can't be heard in the video. I think the little girl cried for help when she was buried in the ruins, and her voice has become hoarse. I was filled with emotion when I saw this little girl. The Sichuan earthquake caused tens of thousands of people to be trapped in the ruins. Like this little girl, they couldn't help themselves in the ruins. If the officers and men do not rescue them in time, the lives of these people will be in jeopardy and oppressed by death. At this time, I only heard a loud shout: "There is someone here!" A group of officers and men ran over and excitedly carried out rescue work. The little girl's face suddenly filled with joy and shouted, "Come and save me!" " An officer lowered his head and said to the little girl, "Little sister, we are coming to save you." Don't talk, stay well and wait for us patiently! "The little girl obediently stopped talking and looked at the officers and men eagerly. Because the little girl is in the inner layer of the ruins, if some rescue machines are used, the ruins may collapse again, endangering the little girl's life. Instead of using machines, the officers and men formed a circle and squatted down to dig the ruins by hand. At this point, it is already one o'clock in the morning. These officers and men have rescued many landslide sites and are exhausted. However, as long as you relax for one second, people trapped under the rubble may face the danger of death! For the sake of the affected people, no matter how hard or tired it is. The officers and men are holding the belief that "one second earlier may save one more person" and constantly rescue the affected people. At this time, the rubble around the little girl was finally cleaned up by the officers and men, and the little girl was successfully rescued. Xiao He composition network
The Sichuan 7.8 earthquake shocked the world, and the fate of the people in the disaster area also touched the hearts of the 654.38+03 billion people in China. After the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan, China Koukou has started the first-level plan. The National Earthquake Disaster Emergency Rescue Team, consisting of China Koukou 12, an engineering corps of Beijing Military Region 150, and the Armed Police General Hospital, 22 people, went to Wenchuan disaster area one after another to take charge of search and rescue and medical rescue. Today, China Air Force dispatched 22 military transport planes, airlifted more than 6,000 airborne troops and four command vehicles to Sichuan earthquake-stricken areas to carry out earthquake relief tasks in Mianzhu, Anxian and Beichuan. Koukou also urgently allocated 25,000 relief tents to support the disaster-stricken areas in Sichuan, and other relief materials are being mobilized and transported. People from all walks of life, many enterprises and companies in China, and the China Red Cross are also helping Sichuan.
In the face of disaster, unity is strength. When the 65.438+0.3 billion China people stand shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand and heart in heart, any difficulty is temporary and any disaster can be overcome.
7. Write a composition about dialect examples.
This is a joke that the local people told me when I was doing social education in Guangfeng, Jiangxi Province more than forty years ago.
Guangfeng dialect is inherently difficult to understand. We can still understand the people who studied there, but we can't understand a word of the rural grandmother's speech.
It is said that a foreign son-in-law visited Guangfeng's mother-in-law's house. The mother-in-law was very happy to see her son-in-law coming and prepared a lot of dishes. Mother-in-law cooked a dish and let her son-in-law take it away. The son-in-law asked, "Where to take it?" "Take it to bed!" Mother-in-law also pointed to her son-in-law. As soon as he saw a bed, he brought the food to the bed. The mother-in-law fried two more dishes and said to her son-in-law, "Go and have a look, be careful of flies!" " ""Never mind, I wrote down the bill! "Mother-in-law listened to the puzzling, just look at it in the past. As soon as she saw it, her son-in-law took all the dishes to bed. Really in distress situation!
It turns out that the Guangfeng dialect called the table' bed' (homophonic)
8. Speaking dialects is related to activities. Write a composition. We usually speak Mandarin at school, but today, Miss Huang asked us to speak dialects. We didn't expect that Mr. Huang was really. Dialect is our local dialect. Who wouldn't say?
Teacher Huang invited several students to speak dialects first. At first, they thought it was easy to speak dialect, but when it comes to snails, they all speak Mandarin without hesitation. When Teacher Huang told us that snail's dialect was "snail", our reaction was to laugh. In fact, I also said this "snail" in my hometown, but I just couldn't say it when I was nervous just now.
Then, the students performed several dialect sketches, which were very funny. Strangely, in the dialect sketch, the quiet girl is rude, and the naughty "Li Xiaotiao" is even more swaggering, just like a "Li Dazhao". Of course, the teacher's choice is also well-intentioned.
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