Students teasing the teacher's jokes _ Classic jokes teasing the teacher.

Do you usually tease your teacher? In fact, many jokes that tease teachers are very interesting. Below I will share with you some selected jokes about students' teasing. I hope you like them.

Funny jokes about students teasing teachers 1, when a teacher went to substitute class and stood up, some students accidentally bumped into the table? Bang? A sound. The teacher was very angry and asked the following question: Who knocked on the table? The teacher reported that the student stood up trembling. I was accidentally hit. Who is Wu? He flew into a rage when the teacher didn't even ask him a few times. Wu, stand up for me! ?

2. Did the teacher call? More? More? Make more sentences. My classmate wrote it? Anerle sanitary napkins are drier and safer? .

3. An article introduces the teacher's appearance. It should be? Teacher's face? , written by accident? The teacher has a claw face? . Our Chinese teacher is going crazy.

4. I went to preschool at the age of four and accidentally kissed the little girl at the same table after class. She cried and asked me to be responsible. I said: I will be responsible for you. She said: You must keep your word! I said, of course, we are not two or three years old.

5. In the first grade of primary school, raise your hand to go to the toilet in class. The teacher looked at his watch and said, class will be over in five minutes. Let's go after class. I had to sit down helplessly. When I peed my pants in the loud bell after class, I understood one thing: some things really can't be forced.

6. After the final exam of grade two in primary school, the teacher criticized me for my poor performance in the class. He said: Zhao XX, how did you get such a score in the exam? Average class, you seriously delayed our class. I was puzzled after listening to it, so I raised my hand. I said: teacher, our class is not a pig, but also divided into front and rear legs?

7. In the third grade of primary school, our class and the class next door held an intelligence test. After answering all the questions, it was a draw. So an extra test was conducted, and Xiao Ming next door and I answered each other's questions. Whoever answers correctly is the champion of which class. Xiaoming asked me first. He said, do you know how many eggs I have in my pocket? As soon as I listened to the words of the egg, my spirit immediately refreshed and I asked, will you give me something if I get it right? He said, I'll give you both if you get it right! I heard the cheers of my classmates. I said, is it five? I only heard the head teacher scream and fainted.

8. In the fourth grade of primary school, students save change and donate it to the disaster area. Once the teacher asked us how much money we had saved in class. Xiao Ming said; I saved five yuan. Xiao Liang said, I saved ten yuan. Finally it's my turn, I said, I'm still 99 and 100 short! The teacher was very happy, but I slowly found that the teacher's face changed again.

Classic students tease the teacher's jokes. 1 When I was in fifth grade, there was a Chinese class in heaven. The teacher asked me to explain the idiom: the truth comes out. I thought about it and said that a long time ago, there was a family. In the first year, they gave birth to a son named Dabai. The next year, I gave birth to a son, so I named him Xiaobai. On this day, the child's grandmother came to see Xiaobai. She held Xiaobai in her arms and said excitedly, Look at this child, it's really like Dabai! After answering, I found that in winter, the heads of the whole class were steaming.

When I was in the sixth grade, I stood in the front row at the beginning of military training. The instructor said: Count off in the front row! I took a puzzled look at the teacher, thinking I heard wrong and didn't move. The instructor shouted again: Count off in the front row! ! Looking at the instructor's angry eyes, I reluctantly went to the playground and hugged a tree.

3 seventh grade Chinese exam, the Analects of Confucius fills in the blanks: threesome (). At first glance, it's simple. Maybe I'm too excited. Accidentally filled in: threesome (must have my wife). After the exam, I listened to the teacher's research in the office: It seems that students should pay close attention to the problem of puppy love!

It's no use keeping an eye on it. In the eighth grade, many students fell in love prematurely, leaving me and a few people wandering on the shore. How I wish someone could pull me in! On this day, Xiaoli blushed and called me to the back of the classroom. Looking at her shyness, I thought: I'm finally going downstream, and wild lilies also have spring. Sure enough, she took out a letter and I was very excited. She said, can you give this letter to Xiaoming for me? When I heard this, my heart died.

It's the ninth grade. I finally graduated. I said goodbye to my teacher at the school gate. I said, goodbye, teacher! The teacher said, goodbye? Do you want to repeat next semester! After listening, I thought about it and said, goodbye, teacher!

6. Research shows that the power of human brain when thinking is about 20 watts, and the mid-term exam takes 560 minutes, and it takes 672,000 joules, which is equivalent to the energy released by throwing five teachers from a place 200 meters high, regardless of friction.

7. I finally understand why the military training has to be turned around, because only in this way can we get a more even grandson.

8. What do you want to see most when you are late for school? Other students who are late.

9. The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter.

10, do you remember the dictation in Xiaoshitang tomorrow? Tomorrow, do you still remember the element cycle of pull back? The teacher can't remember clearly. Teach genetics several times. I also went to match the charger to remember ohm's law. Whoever hangs a lot of organic carbon scolds trigonometry. Materialist dialectics whoever kneels has copied your notes.

1 1. A classmate failed the mechanical design exam, so he went to the teacher and said that he was going to work soon and could not fail. I can't help it The teacher asked him to curse? Promise not to engage in the mechanical industry in the future, and then give him a pass ~

The students teased the teacher's jokes. Hot articles 1. A man accidentally fell into the water, and passers-by gathered to save him. One person said that the drowning person was a civil servant, and the passers-by dispersed in half. Another person said it belonged to the public security bureau, and it was scattered by half. Others say it's like urban management, and passers-by are scattered. Suddenly someone said it belonged to the CSRC, and passers-by flocked back to throw stones at it and let him come up alive. Suddenly someone exclaimed that it was a teacher, and everyone jumped down and picked it up. The man was about to thank him, and everyone replied: You live a miserable life, so we won't be at the bottom.

Parents told the teacher that my baby is still young, so you should teach him attentively because you are a teacher.

The leader told the teacher that the students' grades are not good, so you should work hard to improve or you will be laid off.

The government told the teacher that you should do your work well first and look forward to the early realization of the legal provisions on equal pay for equal work with civil servants.

5. What's the use of reading when students tell their teachers? If you have no money and influence, I just won't learn from you and I won't catch up with you.

6. Experts told teachers that only teachers can't teach books well, and there are no students who can't teach books well.

Society tells teachers that you are a gardener and a candle teacher, which is the most glorious occupation in the solar system.

The teacher said that I was speechless because of my parents' questioning. I was threatened by the leader and had nightmares. I was cheated by the teacher law. I was beaten black and blue by the students. I was humiliated by experts. Be praised by the society and fall to death!

9. What is a teacher? Teachers can be policemen: because they solve crimes in the class all day, teachers can be hosts: because they want to play games and think of tricks for open classes all day; Teachers can be actors: because they are sometimes kind and sometimes furious; Teachers can be cleaners: because they sweep the floor and clean the glass all day; Teachers can engage in arts and crafts: because they write blackboards and decorate teaching rooms all day; Teachers can be writers: because they write plans and papers all day; Teachers can also go to the market to sell things: because they have developed high notes and thick skin.

What is a teacher? In the eyes of literati, teachers are gardeners who cultivate the flowers of the motherland. In the eyes of uninformed people, teachers are idle people who take vacations all day. In the eyes of doctors, teachers are more likely to suffer from laryngeal cancer. In the eyes of businessmen, teachers are misers. In the mother's eyes, it is easy for her daughter to find a good husband as a teacher. In the eyes of unmarried men, marrying a teacher is equivalent to marrying a nanny, tutor and secretary.

1 1. What is a teacher? According to the law, teachers belong to the management of public institutions, and their salary shall not be lower than the average level of local civil servants. Economic theory, who is the teacher? Smelly Laojiu? . Sacredly speaking, teachers are the most glorious profession in the world; Innocent, the teacher is the king of children. A parent said that teachers are collecting money all day long; Another parent said that my child's grades are good because he is smart; Another parent said that my son's grades were poor because the teacher couldn't teach.

What is a teacher? Examination-oriented education says that teachers are to blame; Quality education says, understand my heart.

What is a teacher? The teacher said, I'm just a poor wretch in a dilemma.

14. Teachers are tired of teaching and educating people all day, students complain and answer correctly, and they have to pay taxes if their salary is not high. More tired than cattle from morning till night, three meals a day are irregular. I dare not leave my post for a moment. I have a meeting after work. I am very depressed when I meet the inspection, and I don't understand every day. The promotion of professional titles has been returned, and people are ashamed of their elders. The people also say that we take bribes, and our youth is so embarrassing.