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A collection of famous sentences in Meng Niang's martial arts world
Women are trouble. If you are her man, the better you are, the happier she will be. If you are not her man, the more powerful you are, the more jealous she is. Therefore, if a good man doesn't want to make women jealous, the best way is to turn all the women in the world into his own wives, so that no women will be jealous of you, so they will be jealous of each other and play tricks on each other ... (This passage is taken from the 32-year-old grandfather's quotation "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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A man can't praise another woman in front of her. This kind of praise is bound to be a bad thing. Men must learn to be duplicitous, speak ill of women B in front of women A, and speak ill of women A in front of women B, like this. When you three walk together, woman A will think: This man likes me better. Girl B is just a foil, there is no need to be angry with her. And woman B will also think: men like me better, and woman A is just scum, which poses no threat to me. In this way, the two of them can live in harmony.
On the other hand, if you speak well of woman B in front of woman A and speak well of woman A in front of woman B, when woman A and woman B stand together, they will inevitably be jealous, have a big fight or even fight, and the harem will be staged again.
So ..... Men are duplicitous, and women force them.
(The above quotation is taken from the 32-year-old father-in-law's "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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Women often say that men are cruel. Actually, men's hearts are softer than women's. /kloc-99 out of 0/00 men feel that they can't bear to refuse their sisters, while 99 out of 0/00 women can easily refuse men. This shows that women are at least ninety-nine times more cruel than men. (Excerpted from 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs". )
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Women are also very lewd creatures. They are also curious about men's bodies, and always find some opportunities to peek at men's bodies. After watching passionate dramas, they will have the same desire for surnames. But they are more shy than men, and this kind of thing will not be done in public like men, so as to peep at men's names for themselves. They flaunt that women are afraid of being seen by men, and men don't have to be afraid of being seen by women, so men don't care too much about appearance.
For thousands of years, women have been preaching this idea and telling men not to be afraid of being seen. The result is that men often run naked and are not shy at all. Women can generously watch men go shirtless, appreciate men's chest muscles and abdominal muscles, and enjoy silver.
This kind of welfare men can't enjoy! So men are really stupid. If men have preached for thousands of years that "women don't have to be afraid of men's watching", then there will be naked women walking around in the street and men can feast their eyes. (Excerpted from 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs". )
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In fact, women are really weird creatures. Women are violated by men. If that man is her type, she will be sick to death. She can't wait to kill that man. It is inevitable to call the police and arrest him. But if that man is her type, the woman will think: Isn't it just ooxx once? What does it matter? I'm comfortable anyway. Call the police or something. I'm sure she won't. Maybe next time she'll take the initiative to put her to bed.
There is a joke that an ugly man touching a woman is sexual harassment. Handsome men touch women. That's a joke. The same action, different results, so men want to do something to women, but they don't want to be taken away by the police. The best way is to go to Korea to have a full face, and then it will be bad for women. (This passage is taken from 32 aunt's quotations "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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Some boyfriends and girlfriends have been dating for a long time and have never slept together. What is the reason? That is, the woman should be reserved and not sleep with the man too casually, otherwise she can't maintain the pure image that the woman has always maintained. As a result, men are too stupid to start.
In fact, this kind of woman is eager for her boyfriend to push her away quickly. Even if she tried to resist, the man had to carry it through. In this way, she can comfort herself. It's not that I'm slutty, it's just that he used force, but I didn't hold back, so I slept with him ... Mm-hmm ... The result was ... hahahaha, that's cool. I can stop pretending to be reserved and hold him down on the bed if I want to. How happy I am.
Therefore, when it is time to do it, men must do it. Don't keep your woman waiting too long, or one day you will accidentally find her in another man's bed, and it will be too late to regret it. (The above is excerpted from the masterpiece "Woman in the Eyes of Eunuch" by the 32-year-old father-in-law)
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In other words, why do women like to use normal posture for the first time? There is learning in it. Women, like men, actually need some visual stimulation when doing that. The performance of men in this respect is that they like to watch women wear sexy underwear ooxx. The sexier women dress, the more they can arouse men's sexual interest. The performance of women in this respect is that they like to watch men tease themselves ... so, women often like to use normal posture for the first time. They lie down, their beloved man is on it, they exercise during sex, and women can get visual stimulation from watching their beloved man ooxx, which is very important for first-time women.
Of course, this is for the man she loves. If a man she doesn't like wants to molest her and rape her, then she doesn't like watching it. She would rather turn her back and let him use the back pose. So ... if a woman doesn't use a normal posture when she ooxx with you for the first time, it's usually because she doesn't love you. (Excerpted from 32-year-old grandfather's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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When is a creature like a woman with the best temper? Ahem! In fact, when a woman has the best temper, it is just after ooxx, and her body has been greatly satisfied. Some women have a bad temper and quarrel with their men every day. After doing that with men, it will only last for several hours. In these few hours, they will talk and laugh with men, and their eyes will always be in a state of spring water. Of course, a few hours later, she became a tigress again. Therefore, if a man wants his wife to be obedient all the time, he can put her in a 18-digit ooxx every few hours to ensure family harmony. (This passage is taken from the 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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People are mean, sometimes they think it's good to keep a low profile, but it's good to be sought after after after after a long time. It can be seen that nothing in this world is good, and nothing is good when you are tired of playing.
Some women don't understand this truth. They always think they are beautiful and awesome, and men will be their cows and horses all their lives. After getting married, this kind of woman tries to control her husband in the palm of her hand, listen to her, spoil her and spoil her. I don't know that in men's minds, no matter how beautiful people are, once they get along for a long time and get tired of playing, they will start to notice many problems on you. The result is naturally that the husband and wife are not harmonious and the marriage breaks down. (Excerpted from 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs". )
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Most women really worship the strong, but ... this is only the majority, not every woman, and even women who worship the strong do not always have a good impression on the strong. What women really don't like is not strong or weak, but ordinary!
Because women also have a hidden attribute called "maternal love", which makes them sympathize with the weak in addition to admiring the strong. Jumping from one extreme to the other, they will look askance at anything unusual. Therefore, some women in later generations are powerful wives or mistresses of Gao Fushuai, but at the same time, they will also take money out to package a small and weak gigolo. Why? This is because they need to satisfy their own bipolar tendencies at the same time. (Excerpted from 32-year-old grandfather's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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Girls are blind in love. For the boys they like, they don't see any shortcomings at all, only the advantages. For example, there is a man named thirty-two grandfather. On his high school graduation guest book, several girls left messages saying, "You are a perfect man." At that time, 32 fathers-in-law didn't understand the meaning of their messages until he grew up. It turns out that the message conveyed by these girls is: "I like you."
Girls in the state of "I like you" can cheat at will. Of course, boys must be careful not to let these girls become your girlfriends, because once they become your girlfriends, they will start to notice your shortcomings, and they will also make you have a little temper and temper, from obedient sheep to vicious tigress. Therefore ... a smart man must know how to keep his distance from women who like him, so that you can keep a perfect image in their minds. Until you get tired of their adoring eyes and want something substantial, then put them to bed and put them in a figure of eighteen. (Excerpted from 32-year-old grandfather's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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In fact, when men and women get along, if women are more generous, men will not be so embarrassed. If a woman pretends to be generous and doesn't care about being held by a man, that man may not care about her existence. However, women are so shy. The more they behave like this, the more men should care about her existence, and the more embarrassed the result will be.
Therefore, women are very troublesome creatures. If they don't put themselves in this state, there will be a lot of trouble between men and women. But many women just don't understand this truth. They always make very simple things very complicated and produce some ambiguities out of thin air from simple things. In other words, why are purer girls more likely to encounter perverts? And those careless, seemingly scheming girls are not easy to be molested? In fact, this is the reason. Of course, it is not easy for women to understand this truth. In fact, they have spent thousands of years and still don't understand. Therefore ..... men should be decisive to innocent sisters, so that they can be enlightened through the tempering of blood and fire. (Excerpted from 32-year-old grandfather's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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The overall learning ability of women is not much worse than that of men. Although there are individual differences, the average scores are similar. But they always like to play dumb in front of the men they like, so that they can spend more time with men. By the way, they can take advantage of men and teach them to eat small tofu.
This is a unique move of women, and it is also a means that women have to take after thousands of years of female moral lessons. Because they can never take the initiative to contact men at ordinary times, once they do, they will be labeled as yin and water-based flowers, but they are as eager to contact the opposite sex as men. What should I do?
Easy to handle!
"Brother, I can't do that. Can you teach me? " In this way, it is easy for women to get in close contact with men. Moreover, as long as men are clumsy and impatient, they can't help but teach them by hand and let women touch all the men in the East and the West without worrying about being called an adulteress.
If you don't believe me, you can find an ugly man as a teacher, see if the lesbian society can ask all kinds of stupid questions, and ensure that one of them learns faster than the other, not only without teaching by hand, but also without the teacher telling it again. Before the bell rang, they all handed in a perfect score of 100%, then gave the teacher a dirty look and left.
Whoever treats a woman as a fool is a fool himself. Because smart men will never think about stupid things like women's stupidity at this time, but follow the trend and say to their sisters, "Why don't we take another time and have a one-on-one tutoring?" Next, a happy life without shame awaits you. (The above is excerpted from the masterpiece "Woman in the Eyes of Eunuch" by the 32-year-old father-in-law)
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In fact, when adolescent girls know that someone secretly loves them, they will have a feeling of being on cloud nine. Of course they like to be happy, but they don't necessarily associate with men who like them. This is purely a woman's self-satisfaction. And this kind of high-spirited mood often makes girls suddenly find themselves attractive, so they pay more attention to dressing themselves up, have a benign chain reaction and become more and more confident and beautiful. On the other hand, girls who are not liked in adolescence will wake up later, never pay attention to dressing up, and have less self-confidence, so they will fall into a strange circle of no one. This makes the girls in high school and university extremely beautiful, and makes half the boys in the class like the same person, but the ugliness is getting uglier and uglier. None of the boys in the class can look up to it, which leads to serious polarization.
Therefore, if a boy likes a girl, he must make a decisive confession. Whether you succeed or not, it will help her become more beautiful and sexy. Even if she doesn't like you and refuses you, she will always remember that the first man who confessed to her and gave her confidence in life will have your name deeply rooted in her heart. Maybe many years later, she will meet again and see the whole world. So ... after the party, she slept with you. This is called: lay a good foundation in your student days, and save the fruits for later. (Excerpted from 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs". )
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As a creature, women have a completely different side when they get along with men. If a woman is with a man with a normal or developing relationship, she will appear very reserved, show her pure side, and never let a man cross the line. But when a woman falls in love with a man wholeheartedly, she will try her best to meet his needs. As the saying goes, in order to make the person you love "happy", a woman will put down all her figure and turn from a pure fairy to the most shameless slut, just to win the favor of the right person. In sexual relations, the more gestures a woman is willing to make for you, the more embarrassed she is, which proves that she loves you more and is willing to make more compromises for you.
If men and women go to bed, the woman will lie still in a normal posture, be uncooperative like a dead fish, and be unwilling to accept your various posture requirements, which usually only shows that she doesn't love you. Therefore ... boys at school, if they want to play some high-end postures, they should be careful and find a woman who loves them. Don't find a woman who doesn't love herself, but is with you just to get along. That will only make sex life boring. (Excerpted from 32-year-old grandfather's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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What can you try by tickling a female classmate? Often the more ticklish a sister is, the less experienced she is. If you are a girl who has lived with her boyfriend for many years, she is often more patient with tickling attacks. The same thing happens when you touch your body. If you accidentally hide in the ass of a female classmate in class and the female classmate jumps up and kicks you out for a long time, there are generally two possibilities. One is that she hates you, and the other is that she is immature and can't accept the intimate contact of men.
If you meet a girl's ass, but she is calm as if she has never been touched, there are generally two possibilities. One is that she has a crush on you, so it's okay for you to touch it, and even feel glad. Another possibility is that she has already been touched by a man, and it is not a big problem to be touched by you.
Therefore, the best way to test whether a girl is pure is to touch her ass. To test whether a sister likes you or not, the best way is to touch her ass and cough ... (The above is taken from the 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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Generally, a little proud girl falls in love with a man and is unwilling to admit it at the early stage of falling in love with him. Women are strange creatures. They dare not face their feelings like men. Take boys and girls of that age in high school as an example. If a high school boy falls in love with a female classmate, he dares to admit it. A man, bold and beautiful, has nothing to say.
But girls are different, especially beautiful girls. If she falls in love with a boy, she will be too scared to admit it. She couldn't help thinking: this girl is beautiful and bubbling, not only the class flower in the class, but also the school flower. With her talent and looks, how could she like that immature boy? Damn it, it's impossible! I don't believe it. I will never admit it. Meow, but ... why do I always think about him?
This kind of woman likes it but dares not admit it, but in turn asks and hates it. Ten years ago, there was not a good word to describe it. People can already describe this character accurately in two words, that is, Jiao Jiao!
Ten beautiful women, at least five will be proud, or five will be proud. Therefore, if a boy is rejected when he shows his love to a beautiful woman, it may not be equal to failure. Maybe that girl is arrogant. Dare to pester and beat, and success is waiting for you. (Excerpted from 32-year-old father-in-law's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs". )
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As a kind of creature, women are as lewd as men, but they are too shy to do some lewd things, so … their female friends will take the opportunity to discuss them to satisfy their lewd desires. For example, it's nothing new for a girl's dormitory to watch porn with m-girls in a dormitory. It can be said that seven or eight of the ten girls' dormitories have held pornographic group viewing parties. On the contrary, men are more shy in this respect. They don't get together to watch porn, but hide in a dark room and watch it alone. To sum up, women are more attractive than men. (Excerpted from 32-year-old grandfather's masterpiece "Women in the Eyes of Eunuchs")
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