Who has a joke? Be funny!

1, there is a parrot in front of a restaurant. When the guest arrived, he said, "Hello, welcome!" " A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "* * *! You scared me! ! ! "

2. A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door. Parrot: Who is it? Answer: Breather, parrot: Who is it? Answer: gas converter ... the owner came home and saw a man lying at the door. The shopkeeper wondered, who is this? Inside the door: gas converter.

A man keeps a parrot and teaches it to say "hello" every day. After several months, the parrot still didn't speak. One day, the man was in a bad mood and didn't say hello. He just heard the parrot shout, "Are you awesome today? Don't even ask. "

A parrot was taught to speak: I can walk. Parrot: I can walk. A: I can talk. Parrot: I can talk. I can fly. Parrot: Don't be ridiculous.

5. Once upon a time, there was a parrot. Someone lifts its left leg, it says thank you, someone lifts its right leg, it says goodbye ~! There is one person who doesn't believe me. Go and see ~! Lift the parrot's left leg, the parrot says thank you, then lift the parrot's right leg, and the parrot says goodbye ~ Think about it! ~ what will the parrot say when its legs are put together and lifted? The parrot said, you want to fuck me ~