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On the classic sentence of object _ finding object

Do you have a date? This is the most frequently asked sentence by elders, and it is also something that many people like to gossip about! What else can you tell me about that object? Here are some things I collected for your reference!

1) I look like Pan An, with a strong heart and a broad mind. I have a lot of knowledge and hobbies, and my salary is a little low. I wandered around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I want nothing more. I want to cook. I will do anything as long as I am satisfied.

2) I am a super networm in the universe. You are welcome to hit me, scold me, hit me, kick me, hit me, even cook me, fry, stew, braise in soy sauce, steam, dry and cook me? I have no complaints, but the premise is that this person must be the most beautiful, lovely, beautiful, gentle, kind, virtuous and temperamental beauty in the world.

A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, raising pigs at home has a considerable income. Now he wants to find a wife who is over 70 meters tall and looks like Liang Yongqi (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.

4) I'm 28 years old, and I'm from Pan An, Andy Lau. Wearing brand-name clothes and stepping on crocodile skin. The little girl in that family has a crush on me and is sure to count money. Naked marriage is very popular, but there is no building.

5) No education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, carefree, just want to have a home!

6) 1986 is made in China, with a length of 176cm and a net weight of 63kg. It adopts artificial intelligence system, with complete parts and stable operation. Operating for 20 years, it is a trustworthy product with complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Looking for like-minded people (women only) to jointly develop the second generation products due to development needs?

7) Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is clear: you earn money, I take care of money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and my mother-in-law has to run, so you have to be filial for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you have to pay in one lump sum, but you can't do everything, and the phone can't get there!

8) Gentle, kind, generous, able to get out of the hall, into the kitchen, filial piety, without RMB is simply a perfect saint. I have always wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in.

9) I live in Chengtou garbage station and eat 10,000 meals a day. You can buy popsicles if you reach out. It's cool, and your love life is very painful. Come to sleep at night, no one hugs me. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

10) the poor are ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.

Talk about the latest object 1) handsome and has a car, this is chess; It is the bank that has money and housing; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; Handsome, with a car, money, a house, obligations and a sense of justice, Altman plays chess outside the bank. If you like Altman, don't come. Please contact me if you like reliable.

2) The little girl is in her prime, with a watery face and a slim figure. Her voice is like ding Rinrin, and she has touched her heart at an early age. MengMeng, a little girl, is in love. Marriage requirements: the young man looks like a star, with a well-proportioned figure and style. Wedding language: small couples hold hands in the living room, and small couples get married and travel far.

3) Marriage SMS: I am free and single, over 30 years old, and now I am alone. Whoever lends me one will change it to a big one and a small one next year. If there is a short message as evidence, leave one and lose ten (the final interpretation right belongs to me).

4) Ding-ding, Ding-ding, the enlightenment of marriage has begun. No money, no land, no brain, find a little wife today, not tall and not beautiful, as long as you live with me, you have everything.

5) Local hukou, who has worked in a steel mill site before, and some steel products have been transferred. Good at night shift, can drive three rounds, seek community service, housekeeping and other positions.

6) My family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, and my registered permanent residence is in the countryside. I mainly feed dogs and work part-time as a herdsman. Now I am looking for a spouse. The requirements are as follows: ghosts don't worry, people don't let dogs go, and pigs don't run!

7) Male, 38 years old, 69 meters old, unmarried, a key undergraduate (only a few points away), with brilliant achievements (I was a monitor in primary school), and now I work in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with generous treatment (leaving 800 yuan early without being late), a house (many people have real estate licenses), a car (non-motor vehicles) and a generous passbook (3 mm).

8) There is no house for the time being, and the deposit does not exceed 10,000 yuan. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

9) Male, 28 years old, 75 meters old, unmarried in junior high school, used to be an expert in farming, and now he is a professional peach farmer, whose monthly income definitely exceeds that of 500 yuan. He has three rickshaws, four tile houses and several cans of pickles. Looking for decent unmarried women under the age of 30 as partners, I believe * * * * * *, welcome to visit.

10) Male, unmarried, key undergraduate (only a few points away), with brilliant achievements (I was a monitor in primary school), now working in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with a good salary (leaving 800 yuan early without being late), having a house (many people have real estate licenses), a car (non-motor vehicles) and a generous passbook (more than 3 mm), looking for 25 years old.

Talking about hot topics (1). You can't be ugly enough not to scare cows, not to scare people with bad temper to listen to you, and not to scare mosquitoes and flies away with a loud voice. The requirements are really not high, just like it. Seek a marriage partner and love forever.

2) The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street are enviable. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

3) If you are the one, it's really beautiful. I am the legendary male number two in the first issue. The rabbit looks funny, and the income is completely sighing. The past is sentimental, flat and light, and a red light shines. Finally, I left resolutely, just for you, holding me by the red line.

4) If you are a pure girl with traditional morality and a sense of family responsibility, if you are young and beautiful, full of temperament, if you have a bachelor's degree or above, and if your deposit exceeds 300,000 yuan, please consider the following spouse candidates: male, 33 years old, unmarried, 63 meters tall, rural registered permanent residence, primary school education, farming at home, rich income, meat for every meal, broad-minded, honest and calm, full of love and faith.

5) Marriage: over 30 years old, with nothing and empty hands. I thought about it twice and looked everywhere, but I couldn't find it. I was instigated to try the internet. Secular desires, you and I both have. When the Eight Immortals cross the sea, you and I come to the net, and it is seamless.

6) Boys are good-looking, docile, have no bad habits, have graduated from junior college, have a reliable job, have enough food and clothing in 200 yuan, have a house at home and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

7) I don't eat meat. I am a vegetarian. I don't like walking by car. I don't like fancy and simplicity. I don't like reading. I can do my job well. My consumption is low. I can earn a lot of money. I don't like money. With such a wife, life is happy without regrets.

8) I'm beautiful, and I'm ashamed of flowers when I'm closed to the moon. I want to find a charming, handsome, knowledgeable, well-proportioned, humorous and promising young man to marry, if you are the one.

9) I always carry four cards in my pocket, ID card, low-income card, bus card and work card. I have always had four kinds of dreams in my heart. My house is very big, my wife is as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, my family is very happy, and I have twins, what's more, I am still a four-year-old girl. My low-key peace can make you happy and warm. Where is the object? It's time to accept my fate.

10) Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the female mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. Occasionally, I listen to the mother mosquito singing, as if I want to find someone, so I come to the network to ask for marriage, to relieve the loneliness of the mother mosquito and the pain of being bitten. Interested parties are waiting in front of my house at night, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.

1 1) I'm a man, waiting for an opportunity, with a villa and a nanny, from Shuai Shuai. Requirements for marriage: All unmarried girls aged 18 to 22 who have dreams, are unwilling to be lonely, ambitious and eager for happiness can participate, and the top ten can enjoy generous treatment, and anyone who reads short messages can participate.

12) My daughter is 28 years old this year. She looks like a flower, with a thin waist, arch eyebrows, a small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes. Anna is very beautiful. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

13) I've been crazy since I met you. I have been dreaming since I met you. Ever since I thought of you, I have been on pins and needles. I've been looking forward to it since I proposed. Dear, it is destiny takes a hand to meet at the gate of spoony temple at six o'clock every afternoon. If you are the one.

14) Senior Brother has been in the Jianghu for a long time, and he will be twenty-six in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart to solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you. .

15) five big and three thick, round face. Walking is like climbing a tree. Find a female companion to help each other, eat a lot when eating, and sleep like snoring. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer. My life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

16) male, born in 1974, 66m, handsome, intelligent and humorous. He was born with polio and his right foot was weak. He can ride a bike without affecting his work and life. His house has two bedrooms and one living room, and it has central heating (in summer), and his life is not bad (which means he can last for several years). Looking for unmarried young women under the age of 25 who share the same fate, good-looking, understanding and above junior high school education.

17) gender: male, age: 28 (household registration can be proved) occupation: lecturer, unit: MLM center, diploma: literacy class. Looking for a partner to get married now requires that the female culture is not too high and the brain is not too smart. Otherwise, how can I fool you into doing pyramid schemes with me?

18) Ma Zhimin, as its name implies, is ambitious. He is young, handsome, thoughtful and caring, but his education is poor, his economy is average and he has never done anything important. The only thing worthy of praise is that he hates Japanese people, surfing the Internet twice a week, eating hot pot last Sunday, finding good health, having economic strength and having a bachelor's degree or above. He also hates Japanese purebred China women as his wife.

19) There are different types of online marriages. Men and women are very clear, there are many requirements for people, and the conditions for meeting are particularly high. I really want to ask a person, the conditions are so good, why do you want to find it online? It's really hard to tell the truth from the false. Don't be distracted at any time.

20) I am very creative, which proves that God is fair! My friends say that I am a collection of stars: Shen Dianxia's waist, Fui-On Shing's mouth, Pan Changjiang's height and Zheng Zhihua's legs!

2 1) male, in his thirties, unmarried and anxious. Colleague Xiao Zhang said quietly, I'd like you to meet a man named Luo Xiao. ? A man was very happy and invited him. After three days, we will be treated again. Xiao Zhang took a man to the farm, pointed to a mule in the stable and said, This is the mule. ?

22) Although the eldest daughter is a little old, she is very beautiful. I don't boast. People all over the street are chasing me, but I haven't met the person in my heart. I hope someone will come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

23) When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles and go up a storey still higher. A good man, 33 years old, has excellent grades in literature and literacy classes, and can always read and write more than 2,000 words with typos. Now I'm looking for women's literature with the same hobbies as me, and it's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.

24) Girl, although I can't laugh, I can't. San Xiao is in love with this country. Fish are bubbling, geese are flying high, and the moon is blooming, but it is also a good flower. You can measure your height and weigh yourself. Find a lump of sincere and reliable cow dung and beg to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

25) Wedding songs are for myself. Someone will accompany me to get up, someone will wash my clothes, someone will clean up the tables and chairs, someone will accompany me to go shopping and spend willingly. If you can do it, then throw away the red line quickly. I will look for you in the crowd. Remember if you are the one!

26) Good-looking, 28 years old, looking for a prince and marrying a daughter-in-law in my house. Requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful, like-minded, the best.

27) Marriage: I am an extroverted and introverted man. I have a house to rent and a car to rent, and the money is 100. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman who is introverted and extroverted, and make her house and car into a sedan chair with me, and the money will be made into six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

28) A TV blind date program: Hello everyone! Hello, ladies! Dude, I'm really looking for someone to marry. After years of struggle, they finally made a fortune, having a house and a car. Dude, if you want to get married, go to your space and have a look. That beautiful girl will marry you. Beautiful girls and brothers are here to get married.

29) Jiangnan gentleman, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great to be proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy! Love literature, write articles for magazines, live in three rooms, including kitchen. Business is not predestined. Under 30 years old, gentle and lovely, virgins are preferred, and letters will be answered.

30) Male, 28 years old, 73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban registered permanent residence, suona team artist, 5 tile houses, three links, monthly income above 600 yuan, passbook, not much. Find a beautiful woman under the age of 26, over 60 meters, who knows music and cares about her family. If you send me a letter, you will reply. If you don't, you will lose your cells.

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