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Have you ever quarreled with your classmate "Xiao Ai"?

Just now, a little colleague sent me a video. I almost laughed when I saw it. It turned out that it was her three-year-old son Xiaoyou who had a quarrel with his classmate "Xiao Ai"——

Xiao You said to Xiao Ai: Classmate Xiao Ai——

Xiao Ai responded: I am here.

Xiaoyou said: Tell me a story, I--I love to hear stories.

Xiao Ai replied: Okay, let me tell you a love story - Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai.

Xiaoyou listened for a while, confused, and yelled at Xiaoai: What a story——, what a story——, I don’t like to hear it——! Broken Little Ai——, Smelly Little Ai——

It turned out that Xiaoyou, who had a stutter, said "I love listening to stories", but Xiao Ai heard it as "love story", so she carefully selected a poignant love story "Butterfly Lovers", but was "scolded" by Xiaoyou. Do you think it was unfair or not?

It is not only Xiaoyou who quarrels with Xiaoai, but also my eighty-year-old mother.

One night at almost eleven o'clock, my mother suddenly called me, which shocked me. My mother usually goes to bed before nine-thirty, so what's the matter so late? My heart was pounding and I quickly answered the phone.

My mother said: "I scolded Little Ai, and it babbled a lot, and I couldn't understand it. Will it sue me?" It made me laugh bitterly.

My mother said: "I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. It was really bullying. It listened to everything you said, but interrupted when I said something."

"I said, Classmate Xiao Ai - I was tired - called me - Yan Shujuan - but I didn't finish speaking. What do you think she said? "My mother complained to me.

Mom said: "It said that hitting and scolding people is uncivilized and impulsive behavior. It also said that there would be legal responsibilities. I didn't say anything. I was so angry that I cursed After a sentence, it muttered again, "Do you think it will cause trouble for me?"

I laughed out loud. Although my mother is an old rural lady in her eighties, She was usually polite and considerate to everyone she spoke to, but it was strange that she was so angry at Xiao Ai's wrong answer that she cursed others.

Mom then went to bed with peace of mind. Why! It seems that everything has pros and cons. Selling a Xiaoai speaker was originally intended to make life easier, but it also brought some troubles and jokes.

Dear friends, have you ever encountered interesting things in this regard? You might as well share them with everyone!