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Why did Cao Cao dare not fly (absolutely hilarious)!

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and suddenly they encountered an emergency and needed to skydive.

Run away Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. When Zhuge Liang shook his feathers, everyone became nervous.

Fan cleared his throat and said, "Well, Mountain Man has a few questions. If he can answer, he will skydive. If he can't answer them, he will have to do it himself. "

Jumped off. "Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought for a moment and replied, "One.

. "So he took an umbrella bag. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One.

. "He also took an umbrella bag. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao Zheng

I can't answer, so I have to jump by myself. Unexpectedly, jumping into the sea saved my life. Cao Cao has a dark face.

Congratulations to yourself.

The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook again.

Feather fan asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle for Zhou Wuwang to defeat Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "I admire you.

The battle of. Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "That battle killed him.

How many people? "Sun Quan thought for a moment and said," About 30,000 to 40,000. " Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan went down with an umbrella bag.

. Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." This time, you are a loser. "

Yes "

Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao Cao laughed to himself.

The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. When Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge Raul wanted to fuck me again.

I'll jump myself so as not to be insulted. So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "