Are there any jokes about language and words?

1 a girl in senior three said ~ ~ I walk more than you eat salt ` ~

The fish at home died and floated to the surface. I shouted, "Dad's floating up! ! ! "

Last weekend, at the gate of Hualian, someone who looked like a student asked me to donate money for love. My classmate just had 100 yuan in his pocket and no change at all, so he blurted out-"I'm sorry, I really don't have love!" "(I was going to say the change was gone)

4 primary school students went to the army to express their condolences. The counselor read a letter "Dear Leaders". I probably saw a group of people under the stage, and my brain was hot and I said, "Dear martyrs!" "

One of my classmates and I were discussing the Three Kingdoms!

I asked the military commanders in the Three Kingdoms who he liked best. He stood up and said, "Haven't you heard of a red hare in the middle and Lu Bu in the middle?"

On the way home, I saw a stall selling turtles, and a small sign was erected next to it to attract business. I only heard the students seriously read to the small blackboard: "Ba -Xi- Xiaocai-Dian!" " Oh, my God ... It's obviously a Brazilian turtle.

When I was in college, my classmates went to Sichuan restaurant for corruption. I ordered a pig's head when I ordered it. After talking for a long time, the waitress couldn't understand. A classmate smiled and pointed to his head and said to the waitress, "Here! Pig head meat! " Miss: "Oh … I see!" " "Since then, this gentleman has been nicknamed" pig's head ".

When I was in junior high school, once, before the exam was over, the teacher said, Please put the table on the test paper and you can go out. I laughed wildly, and it took the teacher and other students a long time to react.