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Insider of incest in the Three Kingdoms (super hilarious)

1, worthy of being a big brother.

It is said that when Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei just came out to mix, they were once caught by their enemies and thrown on a desert island in the sea. After staying on the island for three months, a woman drifted into the sea that day. The three were so happy that they could finally solve their sexual needs. Three people all want to fuck that woman, so in order to be fair, they decided to take turns, and each person was only allowed to fuck four times in a round, and then the next person was replaced. Zhang Fei has no experience. He was the first to go to work, counting "1, 2, 3, 4", and let Guan Yu do it after four times. Guan Yu had to be smart. After he shouted1~ ~ 2 ~ ~ 3 ~ 4 ~ ~ ~, he reluctantly ended and let Liu Bei go. I heard Liu Bei slowly counting "1234, 2234, 3234, try again in another posture, 1234, 2234 ..."

2, scraping the bone to treat poison

In other words, Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisonous arrow. Hua tuo curetted bones and treated poison for him. Guan Yu asked Hua tuo, "gentleman, this injury will not affect my sex life, will it?" Hua tuo thought for a moment and said, "well, that depends on which hand you are used to."

3. A Dou's diary

When dou was young. One day, A Dou asked Liu Bei, "Baba, where did I come from?" Liu Bei thought that children should not know what they shouldn't know, so he replied, "It fell from the sky." That night, Adou wrote in his diary: Baba and his mother didn't have sex.

4. writing on the wall

Dian Wei fought to save Cao Cao in Wancheng. "Lai JOE warned.

Be careful, there may be a catastrophe, because you have a bad omen! "After Dian Wei's death, the ghost found Jia Xu and scolded him," What nonsense are you talking about? You said that I would be devastated if I wore a bra. I took off my bra before I went to Wancheng, but I still died. ! "

5. It's a little cold

It is said that Zhang Fei got married. Zhang Fei is rather stupid. He didn't know how to make love, so he asked Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang thought, "No matter how deep I talk, he won't understand. If what I say is very simple, it will appear that I am too vulgar. What should I do? " At this time, two horses are mating by the river. Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up and said to Zhang Fei, "Did you see those two horses?" See what they do? Just go back to the sauce and make it. "Zhang fei went back. A few days later, Zhuge Liang met Zhang Fei and asked, "Yide, how to dig up sexual life?" Zhang Fei replied, "Good is good, but …" Zhuge Liang said, "But what?" Zhang Fei said, "Sometimes it's too cold to do it by the river, and some people peek. "

6. First generation

It is said that Zhang Fei has two sons, because according to the genealogy, these two sons should be the word "head", and there must be the word "head" in their names. Zhang Fei is a clown, so he casually named his son. The eldest son is called "your mother's head" and the second son is called "glans penis". One day, the second son came home very late. Zhang Fei is very anxious. He went to Zhuge Liang and said, "Counselor, counselor, my glans is missing!" " Zhuge Liang thought, "Huh? How big is your glans? " Zhang Fei said, "It's a little smaller than your mother's head!

Step 7 move

It is said that a woman in Dian Wei loves him very much. After he died, the woman took his little brother home, then opened a hole in the wall, stuffed him in and stroked him every night. When Xiahou Chun, Xia, Coss and Cao Hong learned about this, they secretly ran to the wall next door, took off Dian Wei's little brother, stuffed his little brother in, and then the woman touched it at night. To be fair, Xiahou Chun, Xia,, Coss and Cao Hong change people once a day. On this day, it's summer's turn. After he stuffed his little brother in, the woman came over and saw that the woman took out a knife and cut off her little brother with one knife, saying, "Wei, let's move."

8. scare children

One day, when Liu Bei came home from hunting, he found his wife lying naked in bed, panting badly, and asked what happened. The wife said, "I had a heart attack and was so hot that I took off my clothes." Liu Bei is very nervous and wants to run out to find a doctor. At the door, he saw Adou standing there shivering and asked what had happened. Dou said, "How terrible! There is a man hiding behind the cupboard naked! " Liu Bei ran to the back of the cupboard and saw a naked man standing behind the cupboard. It was Zhang Fei. Liu Bei flew into a rage and scolded, "You xxxx egg!" You and I are like brothers, and I treat you like brothers ... My wife has a heart attack, and you don't help, and you stand here and scare my son! "

9, Xiahou June rumor

It is said that in the battle of Peicheng, Xiahou Chun was shot in the eye by Cao Xing, pulled out an arrow, ate one of his eyes, and shouted, "Father's essence and mother's blood must not be abandoned!" " From then on, Xiahou Chun often ate human flesh and became addicted. Later, Xiahou Chun gave birth to a son, who also likes to eat human flesh because of heredity. On this day, the father and son went out for food. They hid in the trees by the roadside, waiting to catch passers-by and go back to eat. A thin man came over and his son asked, "Eat this?" Xiahou Chun said, "It's too thin, it's not delicious!" After a while, a fat man came over and his son asked, "Eat this?" Xiahou Chun said, "Fat people have high cholesterol and are not delicious!" After a while, a beautiful woman came along, Xiahou? Before his son could speak, he quickly said, "This is good. Take it back and cook your mother!

10, dentist

It is said that Hua Tuo became a dentist after scraping bone and curing poison for Guan Yu. One day, Guan Yu came to Huatuo's residence again. Take off your pants as soon as you enter the door and show them to your little brother. Hua Tuo quickly said, "Sorry, boss Guan, I recently switched to dentistry and can't treat this kind of thing." Guan Yu said with a painful expression, "I know, I know, but … but there is a tooth embedded in it!" " "