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This "romantic past" in the village

Niu Qi was born in a small mountain village in the northwest of Hebei Province. Five generations ago, everyone in a village was a family. Niu Qi and his wife Wang Mei have a son. The three of them are very happy. Usually, Niu Qi does odd jobs near her home. Wang Mei cooks for the children at home and works in the fields. When she is not busy, she likes playing mahjong. In other words, people in the village have one of the few pleasures besides running around to earn money to support their families, that is, playing mahjong, which can not only kill time, but also tell each other about their parents' shortcomings. Of course, there will be one or two "anecdotes" occasionally.

Wang Mei is thin and small, and has a good temper. He likes to play colorful jokes on the mahjong table and occasionally get robbed. Of course, most jokes between adults are like this, just say it for fun. However, no one knows when it started. Wang Mei and Hu Saner next door are really fooling around.

Hu Saner is tall, sallow and emaciated, and weak all the year round. His wife, Lotus, manages the house and the outside. The couple also have an only son, and they are good friends with Niu Qi's son.

No one knows how Wang Mei and Hu San began to fade. Perhaps it is the loneliness that men are not at home all the year round, or it may be just an occasional interest. There are few such interesting things in the village, but it can't be said that there is no such thing. Now that the society is open, the villagers' acceptance is also high, and they think that they will return to their homes after a while.

Until one day, the village suddenly spread, Wang Mei and Hu Saner eloped, and they left without anything. The village exploded the pot. Niuqi hurried back to explore everywhere, and Lotus fell ill directly, losing its former beauty. Two children who had just started to fight with each other directly, and the two families were destroyed. Gossip in the village comes and goes quickly, and those who have gone have gone, and now they need to continue to live. Slowly, Niu Qi continued to go out to work, and Lotus returned to her parents' home with her children. Time seems to bury everything.

Half a year passed, and the children who went to school in the town came back, saying that they had met Wang Mei and Hu Saner. They turned around and opened a small restaurant on the provincial road in town. Wang Mei is in charge of reception, and Hu Saner is naturally a chef. Children who go to school outside the village pass by every time they come back. After a long time, the whole village knows. However, Niu Qi never came back, and his son dropped out of school to work outside. The news of Wang Mei and Hu Saner was vaguely circulated among the parents in the village. A few months later, Wang Mei came back with a normal face and went to sit with a good family. Just kidding, Niu Qi is back as usual. It is said that the two talked for a long time and stayed bullish for a long time. Finally, Wang Mei divorced him and left. Hu Saner also went to Lianhua's house to get a divorce certificate. At the end of the year, I drank too much and shouted to everyone that no matter what she is, she is also my wife and the mother of the child. As long as she comes back later, the door at home is still waiting for her!

Before the first month came out, Hu Saner came back with Wang Mei. They live in Hu Saner's house. It is said that the restaurant lost money. This time, the village is much calmer. Everyone seems to be relieved and numb. Wang Mei found a job in the processing factory in the village and continued to be active at the mahjong table after work. With a smile in his eyes, he asked her what is the difference between bull and Hu San. She just laughed it off. Hu Saner works in a nearby calcium factory. For such a period of time, everyone actually thought that they were a couple from beginning to end.

Life is so plain. Day after day, year after year, the village world is actually a static time. People live long enough to forget the date. Why? It's simple, because it is repeated every day. Today is no different from yesterday and the day before yesterday. This year is no different from last year and the year before.

Hu Saner worked in a calcium factory for two years, with prominent lumbar disc. For a time, he was paralyzed in bed. Besides work, Wang Mei had to go home to take care of him. After a long time, I heard that Hu Saner often abused Wang Mei and drove her away several times. Wang Mei looked at Hu Saner, who was getting thinner and thinner in bed, and looked at several new houses that he had worked so hard to hire people to build, and took care of Hu Saner more carefully. Slowly, Hu Saner can go to the fields, but his spirit is depressed. There is something wrong with his lumbar spine, so he can't do heavy work. Wang Mei is in charge of home and outside. At this time, there will be more gossip in the village. I think, in those days, Wang Mei was indifferent to springs. The demon dressed up every day is enchanting and enchanting, and it is chic on the mahjong table. Now, she has completely turned into the lotus of that year, hardworking and silent.

Finally, when arguing again, Hu Saner pushed Wang Mei out of the door. Wang Mei didn't struggle this time and left cleanly. Where have you been? Naturally, I went back to Niu Qi's house. Later, the bullish son came back and forgave Wang Mei. All three of this family have gone to work in the city. Occasionally, they will visit the village. Wang Mei's clothes are very fashionable, and it seems that she has regained her former agility. While Hu Saner continues to stay at home alone, Lotus has remarried with her children.

This romantic thing in the village ended like this, just like the winter in the mountainous countryside, vicissitudes and loneliness.