Chatting with women and men

1, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you. 2. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Brother, did you drop this brick? 4. Give you a life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me. 5. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time. 7. Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you. 8. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me. 9. When are you free to marry me? 10, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, otherwise why did I want to make it as soon as I saw you? 1 1. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you. 12. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day with you. 13. Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what? I am a grain of sand, and you are a horse. Together, we are a piece of Shaqima. I think you should be very busy recently. Just look at the first three words. I have never seen you, because you have always been in my heart. "I like you very much" 19. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone. 20. I'm a little busy recently. I like you. What are you busy with? 2 1. Brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can't see that I like you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. 23. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear, "Destiny takes a hand." 24. I have bad news for you. What's the bad news? I am not simple to you. \ How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long since birth. 26. Can you lend me your cup? \ \ Why? \ \ because I want to lend you my life. Do you like cats or dogs? Dogs? Woof woof woof. "You look like one of my relatives \ \ Who do you look like? \ \ My mother's son-in-law \ 29 \ Do you know what you look like now? \ \ Like what? \ \ Like the earth, \ \ Why? \ \ because you are attractive to me. If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? \ \ I don't know, what is it? \ \ It lingers, because the bell rang (thinking) Tinker Bell! +0, "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me." 32. "I still like the things you ate when you were a child, such as' spicy strips don't look at the date '33,' hug me when you walk' Why didn't the teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child? Chatting between men and women 2 1,' I want to change our relationship model' What model?" From my love to love II. There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which are better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved. 3. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you? "Don't you like it?" But why does my heart beat faster and I can't breathe every time I see you? "4. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that my life was only a hundred years; After a while, things changed. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you. 6. "What do you belong to? "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me" 7. I like you. I am serious and timid. 8. I love you as well as you. Being close to Zhu Zhechi, being close to you is sweet. 10, \ You must be dead. "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart? \ 1 1. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart. 12, "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our Wedding Banquet" 13, Confucius said: "Think twice before you act." 1…2…3… I like you 14, "I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like", "What movie" and "Your name" 15, who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey. 16, "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no room for you. 17, "Your eyes are so beautiful that I can see what constellation you are." What constellation? Andromeda 18, don't you feel tired? You have run in my world several times. 19, I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly. 20. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me. 2 1, remember one thing, I miss you when I find you, and I miss you when I don't find you. 22, give you a popular science about the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks, flat-billed ducks, I miss you. I don't know what the compensation rate is. I only know how to accompany you. 24. Do you smell anything? The air is sweet without you. 25. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you. 26. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. " 27. Oil tigers always play dumb, What the hell, and Little Fool. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into the mud I love. 29. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you actually made trouble in my heart. 30. I have super powers, and I like you very much. (for flirting boyfriends) 1. I have no future, so I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your wife. Second, I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit the son in the chest. Third, you are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me. I like you more than that, I have deep feelings in my bones. Six, this childe please stay, you see, the wind and rain ahead, the road is rugged. Why not enter my heart first and avoid it? Seven, I don't want the stars in the sky, I just want the happiness on earth. Eight, "I want to move." "Move to where?" "Move into your heart." Nine, "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?" Ten, you remember that I miss you when I find you, and I miss you when I don't find you. Xi。 "Where are you from?" I'm from Guangzhou. No, you're mine. 12. Please stay here, son. Look at the storm ahead, the road is bumpy. Why don't you go into my heart first and hide? Thirteen, you ask me how much I love you, and you are in my dream every day. Fourteen, nobody wants me except you! I don't want anyone but you! You must come when I get married! Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride. Sixteen, do you run fast? Not too soon. That's great. I am sure I can catch up with you. 17. I like that it is not life that suffocates me, but you. 18. I hope you take the initiative. Maybe we are not lying on the list, but lying in bed. 19. Please help yourself to a snack. If you are fat, let's exercise together to lose weight. Twenty, always say that my mouth is hard, how can I know if it is soft or not, maybe it is sweet!