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What are the sentences about "acting like a baby"?

If you want it, others will want it. If you don’t give it, they will ignore you.

When you are angry, I let you be your punching bag. When I'm angry, I use myself as a punching bag.

"You are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!"

I don't want it anymore! \Well!——" \"I don't want it anymore!——

I haven’t chatted with you for a day, and I feel like something is wrong!

I’m not happy!

I’m not!

Come here In my house, you sleep on the sofa. When I go to your house, you sleep on the sofa.

No, no, I want it, I want it.

That won’t work! You just have to like me!

I am not a leader outside, but I have to be a leader at home. If you are a leader outside, you must be led at home.

I just want you to care more!

Those who say the stars are bright must not have seen your eyes.

When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding fuel and vinegar to it, thinking it’s just a stir-fry?

Husband, help me carry the package. Look, my little hands have red marks.