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"Strange People in the World"
"Strange People in the World" is a novel by the famous Chinese writer Feng Jicai. The whole book includes the wine woman, the dead bird, Feng Wuye, the talkative Yang Ba, Zhang Dali, Xiao Yang Yuelou's sworn relationship with Li Jinhao, etc. Chapters are all chapters about legendary figures. The whole book is composed of 19 short stories, each of which is very short, half text and half white, with the meaning of three words and two beats. The style of the work is also close to the classical legend, which captures the literary purpose of the book. Most of the things told in the book are based on the urban life of Tianjin in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. Each article is dedicated to the life and deeds of a legendary figure. The materials are collected from the folklore that has been circulated for a long time in Tianjin. The peculiarities of the characters are unheard of, and the exquisiteness of the stories is amazing. . The publication date is December 8, 2008.
1. In the crackling sound, the lines of paste connected seamlessly. The wall that was brushed was like opening a snow-white barrier flatly.
2. Hai Zhangwu was over there, and he could tell from two feet away that it was him who was being pinched. He shouted to the back of the clay figurine Zhang who was walking out of the door: I want to make money with this crappy craft, but no one wants it even if it is sold at a low price.
3. The diners stretched their necks to take a look. This clay figurine Zhang is really amazing! Just cut off Hai Zhangwu's head and put it on the table. With his scoop-like head, small bulging eyes, and a mad face, he looks more like Hai Wu than Hai Zhang Wu. Just the size of a walnut.
4. One step at a time, one step back, two glances with hot tears streaming down my face. He looks like a river crucian carp, with bones as thin as fish bones and meat as tender as fish belly. He is not a look that makes money and fortune, but is the material for writing and writing.
5. Among those who are skilled in craftsmanship, clay figurine maker Zhang ranks first. Moreover, there is a first, but not a second, and the difference between the third and the third is a thousand miles.
6. After writing this group of novels, I said goodbye to novels with this type of text. A cunning rabbit has three burrows, and will die in one of them. If I write again, I am incompetent.
7. At this point, the excitement has been exhausted. There is no desire to speak anymore.
8. If you don’t compare the real and the fake together, you can’t tell the difference between the real and the fake. This is the ability of people to make fake paintings, and it is also the most superb skill!
9. Except for craftsmen, craftsmen eat with their hands, so whoever asks for help will be frightened. Therefore, the clay figurine Zhang only drinks wine, eats vegetables, and looks around, and does not regard Hai Zhangwu as a person at all.
10. Those who have special skills eat meat and stand brightly in the middle of the street; those who are incompetent eat vegetarian food and stand aside.
11. Read and learn. He can't even figure out whether people who study or who don't study are capable, so how can he still be interested in studying?
12. The magistrate smiled and said: It’s not like the speaker doesn’t mean it, but the listener does it with intention. Master He must have always drank good tea, as he memorized all the tea names!
13. Smiling proudly and forgetting the mortal world, the sound of a piano is fifty miles away.
15. All the people in Tianqing Hall heard these words. People are waiting to see how the talented and bold clay figurine Zhang will repay Hai Zhangwu. Cut through a lump of mud?
16. Jinmen is a scenic spot full of capable people. There are two masters selling tea soup here, and they have made this common street snack famous far and wide.
17. Since then, Yangba has become famous in Tianjin. The Yang family tea soup was also renamed Yangba tea soup. Instead, Yang Qi gradually disappeared and no one knew about it. Yang Ba has no guilt about this, because he relies on his good mouth to become famous. Li Zhongtang did not drink tea soup!
18. The dentist Dr. Hua was famous for his kindness. He excused himself from going to pee, left the card table and walked to the backyard. He got out of the back door, walked around to the front street, and quietly touched Zhang Si who was leaning by the door from a distance. He called him over, took out seven silver coins from his pocket and gave them to him. Without waiting for Zhang Si to be grateful, he turned around and went back the way he came, went into the house and sat back at the card table, continuing to play cards as if nothing had happened.
19. Among the puddles outside the south gate, he knew exactly which pit contained fish, the size of the fish in which pit, and how many fish there were in each pit. He can catch all the fish in the pit, but he will never catch all the fish in any pit. If the fishing is perfect, why should he play?
20. Hai Zhangwu is still having fun, and clay figurine Zhang must have found all these words on the ball of mud in his hand.
21. Smiling proudly and forgetting the world of mortals, the sound of a piano is fifty years away, red lips and white teeth, eyes like lamps, a goat's beard on the chin, soaked in the black color of oil.
"The Genius is on the left and the madman is on the right" Editor "The genius is on the left and the madman is on the right" Editor "Thank you for leaving me" Editor You give me ordinary love, and I will accompany you to live a secular life
Introduction : I think there is always someone who is used to my bad life, has seen my sloppy appearance, and is willing to tolerate my bad temper sometimes, and is still willing to accompany me, accompany me crazy, accompany me to make trouble, accompany me to eat. . You give me plain love, and I will accompany you to live a secular life.
1. There is no road farther than your feet, and no mountain higher than a person!
2. Life is the same as love. If you miss love, you will miss life.
3. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.
4. Some people and some things should be forgotten. We have to face different people and things at any time, which requires us to change. It may be very stressful, but we must not Don't do it.
5. Choose a city to grow old in, and meet someone who will turn his head white.
6. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. People will see it after a long time.
7. Don’t frown even if you are unhappy, because you never know who will fall in love with your smile.
8. In the vicissitudes of life, there have been ups and downs several times. Only when there are regrets in life can there be vision, dreams and pursuits.
9. If you don’t know how to cherish, it will be difficult to last if you change your partner; if you don’t know tolerance, you won’t be happy if you change your lover; if you don’t know how to appreciate, it will be difficult to describe if you change your eyes.
10. What is complicated in life is not only the relationship between people. In life, there are always some things that are not satisfactory.
11. What can be cherished may not be able to be owned, what can be owned may not be long-lasting, and what can be long-lasting may not still make you want to stay.
12. Don’t punish others for your own mistakes, because when you hurt others, you will be hurt again; don’t punish yourself for your own mistakes.
13. Life is unpredictable. The most important thing is not where you are, but the direction you are facing.
14. A friend is not the one who came first or the one who has known you longest; it is the "same kind" who never leaves after coming.
15. What you can’t believe is not love, but human nature. It is not the days that are not enough, but the life. What is difficult to appreciate is not the taste, but the experience.
16. The rich people in the world eventually get married.
17. Enjoy every minute, even in your most difficult moments, because time flies and flies by.
18. What a person shows off shows what he lacks in his heart.
19. The people you met and the youth you missed have already ended grandly. You don’t need others to understand you, let alone care about other people’s opinions.
20. Loneliness means that there is no one in your heart; loneliness means that there is someone in your heart but not around you.
21. Maybe you had a bad day today, but tomorrow will always be brand new.
22. The only constant in the world is that everything is changing.
23. Most people’s mediocrity is not due to lack of ability, but because they are content with the status quo, fail to stimulate their potential, and bury themselves in a dull and mechanical life.
24. Life is full of ups and downs, joys and sorrows, which constitute a complete life.
25. Learning should be increased, pride should be reduced, opportunities should be multiplied, and laziness should be eliminated.
26. Maybe many years later, when you look back at some people and things, you will find that many people and things can be forgotten so easily.
27. When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.
28. Every trauma is a kind of maturity.
29. Being angry is punishing yourself for the mistakes of others.
30. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.
31. The farthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but the familiar people gradually becoming strangers.
32. I wish to win the heart of one person and never be separated.
33. Fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.
34. Sometimes, after you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom. It doesn’t matter what the name of that flower is.
35. It’s easy to make things complicated, but it’s complicated to make things simple.
36. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.
37. Love is not a grand vow, but a plain companionship.
38. If the sun is shining in your heart, the sky will always be blue. Life is a kaleidoscope, with all the ups and downs hidden in it. Life, after all, is still a state of mind.
39. Don’t let yourself live so tiredly. If I had it to do over again, I would still choose the same life. Because if you don’t choose this way, it won’t be you.
40. Comparison is the root of trouble.
Postscript: He said he got married because of the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a house and a car. She said she got married because she was older. He said he got married because his family introduced him. If one day we get married, I only hope it will be because of love. Because we still believe in love. Forget all desires and save yourself in this world. Buddhist spiritual Zen.
Forget all desires and save you in this world. Buddhist spiritual Zen. Beautiful spiritual Zen.
Persistence in emotions, knowing and recalling dreams; life and death, wandering in an endless stream; studying all phenomena, knowing the essence. When people know it, they can avoid it and welcome it. Be natural, understand without confusion, people are me, and I am people.
The feeling of being with you is so wonderful, just like hide and seek, I look for you to hide, you always hide in dark corners, but I always look for you tirelessly.
What is the time? Time is a process. If you want to get back time, just recall the process. What you can recall is only what you want to recall. What you don't want to recall is often the most profound.
Fairness is in your hands, ask if you are courageous enough.
The pursuit of fame and fortune is endless, just stop in moderation, because a person cannot have something that everyone covets for too long.
It is actually not difficult to understand life, but it is the most difficult to be able to control desires.
Respecting human desires, controlling human desires, and satisfying human desires is the way to happiness.
Wisdom comes from deep thought, and loneliness is just a choice that makes people think deeply.
You can’t chase the past, and you can’t catch up with it.
It is better to sit still and wait for death than to gain wisdom through haste.
History is a record of human nature, and we must always keep in mind the lessons learned from the past.
Know without speaking, just ask questions and laugh.
The things we often want to escape from are our own shortcomings.
Only now did I realize that I had lost, completely. The price is to say goodbye to love, lose youth, lose body, and lose you
People call this state of helplessness, which people call reality. Reluctant to change this state, people call it the norm. Mood phrase: I am just a speck of dust in the world
Introduction: As we walk through life, from beginning to end, we will meet countless people, but not everyone is deeply in love with you. When you don't meet the best company, it's also good to use a little persistence and take the initiative to give in exchange for the smiles of those who have met by chance. There are petals floating on the running water, and pieces of light are shed by the starry sky. The warmth of guiding the way, and the care of those who pass by. Those are all very, very good.
1. You will never know how strong you are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
2. We were listening to the music and forgot who sang it; there was a cup of tea on the table but we didn’t finish it. We were in love at that time. Your hair was so long. Looking back at that time, The moon once represented anyone's heart, but the result is the same. The faith you have loved is always unforgettable.
3. The best trip in life is when you find a long-lost touch in a strange place. Travel alone, unfettered, without constraints. One day, put your bag on your back and take yourself with you, wherever you go. If you have no faith, consider traveling as your faith. You will be on the road of pilgrimage throughout your life.
4. I deeply believe and look forward to the fact that one day, unexpected warmth and endless hope will appear in my life inadvertently.
5. Let people go if they can’t live in your heart. If you can’t enter the world, turn around in advance
6. In this world, there are people who can give you the face that your parents gave you. As a pass, there are no obstacles, some people have a good family background given by their ancestors and have a worry-free life, and some people can get everything done by virtue of their superior talents. These people are God's favorites, and they are few and far between. Most people need to work hard to get what they want. People will not suffer forever, but they will always suffer for a while. Don’t let yourself become the most annoying person in the past. If you don’t work hard, no one can give you what you want. Life.
7. No one will care about how much effort you have put in, whether you are tired or not, or whether it hurts from the fall. They will only look at where you stand in the end, and then envy or despise you.
8. One day, we suddenly realized that our depression, boredom, confusion, helplessness, and all unhappiness are all related to our requirements. The reason why we are unhappy is that we long for the things we have. There are too many, or too persistent, and before we know it, we have become obsessed with something.
9. Too many love words can easily make people hypocritical, too many philosophies can make people numb, and too many realities can make us appear sophisticated. Simplicity is such a luxury.
10. After you have had several serious relationships, but they all broke up in the end, is it difficult to like others again? Don't want to spend time and don't want to understand. It's like you've almost finished writing a long Weibo post of several thousand words, but accidentally closed the software. Do you want to rewrite it? Although you remember the beginning and content, you are too lazy to write it, because an article consumes all your energy, and there is only one ending left, but you have to start over...
11. Me My lifelong ideal is to find a tall and big boy. He can be so handsome, and I can be so casual. Then as time goes by, we hold hands and grow old slowly.
12. Your self-righteous concern is actually just a joke in the eyes of others.
13. In fact, there is nothing that cannot be let go. As time goes by, when you look back, you will find that the things you once thought you could not let go are just a springboard in life to make you grow.
14. When I encounter any setbacks, I will say to myself: I am just a speck of dust in the world. I have so many worries. If I take a deep breath, everything will be gone.
15. In fact, you can feel whoever likes you. You can also feel whoever you like, whether he loves you or not, whether he cares about you or not. Sometimes, as smart as you are, you are just as stupid as you are used to deceiving yourself, making promises you shouldn't make, and insisting on unnecessary persistence. You can't force love. If you can't live in your heart, let him go. If you can't enter the world, turn around in advance.
16. If your heart is small, all the little things will be big; if your heart is big, all the big things will be small; if you look down on the vicissitudes of the world, you will feel safe inside.
17. I have lost weight, my hair has grown longer, my personality has become cheerful, I like to talk and laugh, my heart has become stronger, I have confidence in myself, I don’t like crying in front of others, and I have learned to pretend. Everything has changed, but I found that the original simplicity, kindness, and blushing love have always been with me. It turns out that I have never changed, only my mood has changed...
18. We are all insecure Sensational person. Even though I know it's a bit unreasonable, I just want to prove my importance.
19. The so-called maturity is that you always bring your own umbrella when you travel far away and rarely get yourself wet; it is that you can control your tears and rarely make yourself cry; it is that you learn to Be kind to yourself and take care of yourself. You gradually become an independent individual, rather than relying on everything outside to live your life. No one will definitely pick you up on a rainy night. No one will be able to read your mind.
20. This world is like this. We are all waiting for one person. Others may be waiting for us behind us. Three years, five years, or a lifetime, the years drag on. The shadow seems to be visible as soon as you turn around.
21. If you always face the world with a mask on, one day there will be an empty shell under the mask. Don't be afraid of other people's judgment. You know very well who you are and what is your real side.
You don't have to be perfect to please others. Impress others with the way you overcome your imperfections.
22. Be a strong self, face it calmly, bravely experience the ups and downs, all kinds of tastes, and forget the people and things that have disappeared. Know how to give up what you can't have; learn to hide what you can't touch. Instead of dwelling on the past, it is better to bathe in the sunshine, throw away sadness and loneliness, get rid of helplessness and indifference, no longer be afraid of the unknown, and no longer need to be blind and confused. Move towards this goal.
23. You fell in love with someone that year. Maybe she was not good-looking and her grades were not as outstanding as Shen Jiayi’s. Maybe you liked her just because she told you with a smile at the school gate that day. In a word, you just fall in love with her, but this is the most innocent love of our teenagers.
24. Suffering is a blow to the weak, but a gift to the strong.
25. Bending or bowing your head is not to admit defeat, but to pick up things. happiness. A life that allows you to let go of your body is a comfortable life. The person who can make you let go of your pride is the person you can be with. Sometimes you let go of something, not because you suddenly let it go, but because the deadline has come, you have become willful enough, you have become more mature, and you know it is time to turn the page.
26. There is no failure, only the result of failure. Even if things don't go your way, don't get discouraged or give up. Learn the lessons and move on. Those who continue to move forward step by step will also win the final victory. Along the way, those small improvements, decisions, and actions all add up, eventually leading to glorious moments of victory.
27. Life requires touching, not holding. Sometimes you need to relax and let life take its course without worrying too much or planning too carefully. You don't have to know exactly where you're going. Everything in life will fall into perfect order, whether you understand it now or not.
28. Youth cannot be retained, gray hair occurs naturally. Youth is like a gust of wind, which makes the ears miss the singing of birds and the nose smells the fragrance of flowers, leaving no trace. Youth is when a person and a group of people walk side by side through the lush days of campus. Youth is a thing that touches the depths of my heart when I am young and is unforgettable.
29. You believe in loneliness and retirement; you can afford to be romantic because you are self-sufficient. Living an unhappy life essentially comes from your own incompetence. Things in the world may go smoothly and may not; emotions in life include joy and sorrow. In good times, don't be complacent and arrogant, the joy can last; in bad times, don't be discouraged, despair and sadness, things can still turn around. No matter what happens on the road of life, we have to go on.
30. Youth is the people and things hidden in the corner of memory that make people giggle, regret, and sigh. They can be touched. Youth is an emotion that makes people angry, cry, laugh and sigh. It can be felt. Youth is also a journey, and in the end we will never be able to go back.
Editor’s Note: If a person is willing to make you sad, he won’t care whether you cry or not. So quickly put away those humble tears and do whatever you have to do. Looking back on the past, I have been sentimental and sad about separation since ancient times, and I have once again seen through the illusion of life; the flowers have bloomed and fallen without a trace, and I have once again realized the shortness of life; I can bear to watch my friends become new ghosts, and once again understand the true meaning of life.
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