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How did you all get through the third trimester?

Pregnant woman Sasha is pregnant with twins this time. My mother-in-law smiled from ear to ear, and my husband loved her very much. She prepared all kinds of delicious stews and fruits for her to supplement nutrition. Relatives and friends praised her for being blessed and easy to raise. Although she had severe morning sickness in the early stage of pregnancy, in the middle stage of pregnancy, morning sickness disappeared, her appetite improved, her nutrition was good, and her whole person became more rounded.

But in the third trimester, because Sasha was pregnant with twins, it was particularly hard and her stomach was big and heavy. Not only does she have a backache, but she also feels particularly heavy. In order to persist until the fetus is full term, she tries to lie in bed every day. She had to lament when this difficult day would end.

In fact, the third trimester is the hardest. All the discomfort of pregnant women during pregnancy has gradually reached its peak at this stage. Because it is so uncomfortable, many pregnant women have always wanted to unload the goods early.

It is an extravagant hope to sleep comfortably in the third trimester of calf cramps. When I was pregnant, I often had sudden leg cramps at night. Although it was a short time, it really hurt me. Later, I turned over carefully, especially afraid of cramping again.

Puddle pain Puddle pain is the most unbearable pain for pregnant women during pregnancy. Pregnant women usually feel very tired when they take the stairs or sleep and turn over. They trembled with pain when they moved, and tears could not help flowing downwards. Especially in the third trimester, pregnant women will release a relaxin, which will gradually separate the pubic bone and prepare for the birth of the fetus in advance, thus further aggravating the pubic pain of pregnant women.

Frequent micturition constipation The fetus smoothly enters the pregnant woman's pelvic cavity in the third trimester, which will further oppress the pregnant woman's bladder, thus reducing the bladder capacity and making the pregnant woman's frequent micturition more serious.

I urinate more frequently in the third trimester and sweat more at ordinary times, so I drink more water, which leads me to run the toilet frequently every day and go shopping and often look for the toilet everywhere. The most painful time was when I slept soundly at night, but I was suddenly awakened by urine and had to flush the toilet at a speed of 100 meters.

I am very angry. I feel more constipated after the baby entered the basin. I eat half a catty of vegetables every meal just to promote gastrointestinal peristalsis and improve constipation symptoms.

False contractions are frequent. The uterus is becoming more and more sensitive in the third trimester, and false contractions are particularly frequent. Pregnant women often feel tight and stiff in the abdomen, especially after exercise, which is more and more obvious, such as doing housework, walking and aerobic exercise.

The pain of false contractions is mild and disappears after a few hours. The next day, the contractions were repeated. Some pregnant women think that they are going to have a baby, so they go to the hospital for labor. I once played such a joke. Although false contractions can be tolerated, they can also make pregnant women particularly upset.

Insomnia in the third trimester of pregnancy, pregnant women are particularly afraid of the upcoming delivery because of great mental stress, and are worried about whether they can give birth smoothly. Moreover, frequent urination, pudendal pain and backache can also cause pregnant women to sleep at night.

Pregnant women are green and have insomnia symptoms before pregnancy. After pregnancy, she became more anxious. Although she goes to bed early every day, the more anxious she is, the more unable to sleep. She often falls asleep in the middle of the night and wakes up in the morning, but she can't sleep.

Qingqing is now in the third trimester, and her sleep quality is still relatively poor. She is already in a light sleep state, and the baby's fetal movement is very active, which makes her insomnia more serious. There are two serious dark circles under her eyes every day, and she feels particularly helpless.

Chest tightness and shortness of breath, poor appetite in the third trimester, and the fetus is getting bigger and bigger. I feel that my stomach has been supported. Every time I eat, I feel that I don't eat much, but I am full. Because of lack of sleep during pregnancy, I feel that my breathing is getting worse and worse. I often feel chest tightness and shortness of breath, and occasionally I feel breathless when I go out for a walk.