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In ancient times, a man in Zheng wanted to buy a pair of shoes, so he measured his feet at home. He went to the shoe shop in the market and took a good look at a pair of shoes. When he was about to buy them, he suddenly found that he had forgotten to take a good size at home, so he said that he had forgotten to take a size, went home and bought another pair, and went back. The person next to him asked him, why don't you just try on the size and make it according to the original size when you buy shoes for yourself? "I'd rather believe that my size is right, but my feet are not necessarily accurate." Later, people used "honest people buy shoes" to describe and laugh at those who engage in dogmatism regardless of objective reality.

People who would rather believe their size than their feet when buying shoes.

Zheng people want to buy shoes, first measure their feet and let them sit down. Go to town and forget to fuck it. Fulfilling his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist!" " "Go back and get it. When you come back, the city is on strike, so you can't walk. People say, "Why not try? Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident." . "

Zheng has a man who wants to buy a pair of shoes. He measured his feet first, then drew a bottom code and put it on the seat. When he hurried to the market to buy shoes, he forgot to take the measured size. He picked up his shoes and remembered, "I forgot to measure." So, I ran back to get the bottom sample. By the time he came back, the market had already dispersed and the shoes had not been bought.

Someone asked him, "Why don't you try on your shoes with your own feet?"

He said, "I would rather trust my own size than my own feet."

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This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, and not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, not the feet. It may not happen. But there are such people. Some people, speaking, doing things and thinking, only start from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is recorded in the notebook is the truth, and what is not recorded is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.

The guests obsessed with the shield praised its firmness: "You can't sink." They also praised his spear and said, "Everything is trapped by the benefits of my spear." People should say, "What about the given spear and the trapped shield?" He has the ability to respond.

"Spear" means an ancient weapon with a long handle and a metal spear, which was used to assassinate the enemy. "Shield" is a weapon used in ancient times to protect oneself and stop the assassination of the enemy. Later, self-contradictory metaphor language and action are inconsistent or contradictory.

There is a man who sells weapons in Chu State. He went to the market to sell spears and shields. Many people came to see it, so he raised his shield and boasted to everyone: "My shield is the strongest in the world, and no matter how sharp it is, it can't be pierced!" Then, the weapon seller picked up another spear and boasted, "My spear is the sharpest in the world. No matter how strong it is, it can't stop its poke. As long as you touch it, hehe, it will be pierced immediately! " He was so proud that he shouted, "Come and see, come and buy, the strongest shield and the sharpest spear in the world!" " "At this moment, an audience stepped forward, picked up a spear and a shield and asked," What if this spear is used to poke this shield? ""this-"all the onlookers froze first, and immediately burst into laughter and dispersed. The weapon seller left with a spear and shield on his back.

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Spear and shield

There was a man selling spears and shields in Chu, boasting about his shield and saying, "My shield is so strong that nothing can penetrate it." He boasted of his spear and said, "My spear is very sharp, and nothing can't penetrate." Someone said, "What will happen if you pierce your shield with your spear? The man couldn't answer.

What does this fable tell us? Match words with deeds to avoid making jokes. )