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Campus sketch script: "Olympic live broadcast room" campus funny drama

An old woman came on stage and two dogs turned on the TV!

Granddaughter ran out: people are busy! What to see today!

Grandma: Don't ask. Watching the Olympics, of course!

Granddaughter: Wow! Really? I'm so happy, I want to turn on the TV!

Two people get off, grandma, the color TV has been turned on, but it's all splash. Grandma was disappointed. She kicked the TV and muttered and walked away.

After a while, the sound of "thump" was pushed away, and a brushing A showed his head and looked at it: Why is it so noisy? (He looks at the bottom again and pulls out B): Hey, it's time to get up and do the show!

B: (seriously) Good evening, everyone. You are watching the sports channel (tooth extraction) of the TV station of Ning Vocational College.

A: Two!

B: (looking at B with a straight face and sticking up two fingers) Two!

B: The long-awaited Athens Olympic Games was officially unveiled last night, and now we are going to broadcast the Olympic Games live for you.

A: By the way, Amin, did you see Yao Ming at the opening ceremony yesterday?

B: (looking at A, suddenly shouting happily) Yes, he is so tall and handsome! (A glared at B, and B immediately became serious)

B: Today is the first day of the Olympic Games. Let's take a look at today's "dish". Chinese cabbage 1 yuan a catty, carrots 80 cents a catty, 5 pieces of pig bones and 6 pieces of pig lungs. ...

A: (kicking A, whispering) Wrong! It's an event, not a dish!

B: (very serious) OK, let's take a look at today's Olympic Games. ...

A shot (sniper shot), B was "shot" and leaned back in the chair, unconscious.

B: (glancing at A) Everyone saw the sunset. Drop the mold? Sincerely? Hey? What happened to the mechanical neon? Hey! Go to the scene!

A: Ladies and gentlemen, because of the time, we will immediately turn to the last link. Now is the critical moment, and the decisive shot is about to start. Come on, Li Du. (After Li Du finished shooting, the target fell to the ground and stood up again, giving a gesture of "10.6") Li Du got 10.6, which was great. Li Du won the gold medal in the women's 10 meter air rifle final! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first gold medal won by the China team and the first gold medal of this Olympic Games! We are here to express our heartfelt congratulations to Li Du!

Li Du put on the gold medal, and Li Du picked up the air gun and dragged the target away.

B: With the appearance of the first gold medal in China, it seems that the athletes were inspired by this gold medal and won more than a dozen gold medals in succession. It's advertising time.

A: Send a text message to win the prize! Please guess who will win the gold medal in the next men's foil team final. Please send the country name to the president's office of Ning Vocational College, mobile users to 5354, and Unicom users to 8384, and you will have a chance to get a 0.5 yuan food stamp for the canteen on the second floor of ningbo polytechnic East Campus (until the closing ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games). There are no tickets. )

B: OK, next is the men's foil team final. First of all, let me introduce the finalists. The first one is our China team! Then the Italian team. This game is very important.

A: So, this gold medal is very important to us. Ok, now the game begins! (whispering to B) Can you say fencing?

I won't. Television doesn't teach! What should we do?

A: (thinking about it) Ah! Never mind, I have an idea! (pulls out a martial arts novel) the legendary swordsman! Captain Xu Chong, ah, no, the Italian team's left-hand sword is slowly being drawn forward. The China team only felt a chill coming, so they ordered a sword in vain. Suddenly, the Italian team's sword turned to the right hand, and there was a flash of cold light, which was drawn to China's neck. The Chinese captain's sword stood upright, and when it rang, the China team stabbed the other team!

B: No way! How can you give China a yellow card? It's unheard of, incredible!

China hesitated and was stabbed several times by the Italian team.

A: The current situation is a bit pessimistic. Look, China lost a few points again. Now, the two sides have reached the final sword. Whose flower will it be?

A words say that finish, two people holding a sword rushed forward, both sides were stabbed (China later than the Italian recruit).

B: Well, it seems that China beat each other first. Who will he award it to?

(The referee raises his hand to Italy)

A: The referee awarded this sword to the Italian team! That's impossible!

B: let's look at the slow mirror.

The athlete moves backwards and then slowly stabs. When doing slow motion, the China team suddenly itched, while the Italian team was stingy. When playing, the Italians will play first, and China will play again. By the time the referee did the action, the speed had returned to normal. )

A: ok, you can see it clearly in slow motion. China really deserves this! But the referee can't be changed, so the Italian team won the gold medal that belongs to us with a slight advantage!

The referee stepped down, put on sunglasses, took out blind bamboo and limped away with the Italian team. )

B: Although we lost this gold medal, we didn't lose our style. The three musketeers of the foil team are still heroes in our hearts. Look, the enthusiastic China audience has presented flowers to the Three Musketeers!

We hope to see our three musketeers and heroes again at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games!

B: Well, when it comes to heroes, we can't help but mention our female soldiers!

A: Let's immediately turn to the scene and see our heroine-China Women's Volleyball Team!

B: The game is about to start. The first person to enter the stadium is-

A: Volleyball ...

B: Next is the referee. ...

A: Wang He ...

B: Now the heroic China women's volleyball team is on stage. Their energetic and confident appearance is the biggest capital to win the gold medal today. Next is Russia, wow! Russian players are tall and have extraordinary looks. It seems that the China team met a strong enemy today ... (The Russians look a little sarcastic when they see that China is not that tall. Although there is still a gap between Russian height and China's, I believe that intellectually, we can make up for it.

A: At the beginning, the Russian team used its height advantage to score frequently and won two games in one breath. Now the situation is very unfavorable for China, but if China can win the third game in the last battle and use flexible tactics, the situation will be very different and we will have a chance. If we can continue to struggle, with the victory of the third game, the fourth game will definitely win. The next fifth game, we ... (fantasy) we ... won!

B: Stop! Ladies and gentlemen, just when Amin boldly conceived, the China women's volleyball team finally drew with Russia 2-2 with its unremitting efforts, and now it has entered the crucial fifth game. The two sides fought to the death, and the larger foe finally arrived 14: 12. It's the match point of the China team. ...

A: I'm really nervous now! The ball is coming, and the ball is gone. ...

B: Russian seconds kill! (single-handedly fighting B)

A: (Block B) China blocks tennis!

B: Russia killed again! (Hit B with one hand)

A: (It's blocked again) China is blocked again!

The two men looked at each other: Ha ha, then do the show!

A: OK, now it's China's turn to attack!

B: The situation is very tense now. This is the key goal. We can hear the heartbeat of the audience.

A plays the role of heartbeat, and then starts in slow motion. China tackles the ball slowly and falls to the ground.

B: OK, the ball landed and we won!

A: Through unremitting efforts, the China women's volleyball team finally won the gold medal that it had been waiting for for for 20 years!

Here, we congratulate them!

A: Ladies and gentlemen, the next event is "Men's 1 10 meter hurdles". Look at China flying man Liu Xiang, who is ready at the starting line. We expect him to run well.

Take your positions, get ready, bang!

Look, Liu Xiang is galloping like a runaway wild horse! We can clearly see that, judging from several horses running together, Liu Xiang is far ahead. Well, Liu Xiang's coat color is really good today, and its hooves are very strong. I believe in his horse trainer, ah no, the coach made full preparations before the game! Xiang won the gold medal with his handsome face, graceful hurdling posture and strong body? It will be announced soon! Ok, it's time to sprint! Now it will be reported by the reporter in front of us soon!

B: Liu Xiang, it's almost over. What are you going to say?

Liu Xiang: Gold medal!

B: Look, the finish line is here. Let's go

(Liu Xiang stops and takes out his camera to take pictures)

A: Wow! Liu Xiang, why did it stop?

Liu Xiang crossed the line.

B: Well done, Liu Xiang! What do you have to say besides inviting me to dinner when you win the gold medal?

Liu Xiang wants to say that he has been blocked by B many times.

Are you saying that you and I can do it here? Of course you said yes. Will you create more miracles? (grabs it back) You said of course you would! Wow! Liu Xiang, you are the hero of China and the pride of Asians! (Liu Yi grabs Mimi and kicks B away)

Liu: Believe in yourself, there is nothing we China people can't do!

A: There is nothing that China people can't do. Liu Xiang, you are great. Here, we thank Liu Xiang and all the athletes for their excellent performance! With sweat and hard work, they declared to the world that we China people can do it!

B: Ladies and gentlemen, the 2004 Athens Olympic Games has come to a successful conclusion. Looking forward to the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, we will definitely achieve better results again! At the same time, I also hope that the freshmen of 2004 will strive for self-improvement and be brave in innovation in their four-year college life this year! Let's work together to make the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games better!

A: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end of the live broadcast of the Olympic Games on the sports channel of Ning Vocational College TV. See you in four years.

A, B: Goodbye.

B: ok, smash! (performance) ah! Congratulations on winning the prize! Please arrive at the school gate of Tan Da Nan at 25: 6 1/month 3 1 day to receive the prize! Please bring your upper body ID card, student ID card, temporary residence permit, driver's license, ... If you have a marriage certificate, please also bring a marriage certificate.

A: Good! What award?

B: Three pieces of 0.5 yuan cuisine in the canteen on the second floor of ningbo polytechnic East Campus.

A: Finally, under the guidance of Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought, Deng Xiaoping Theory, Theory of Three Represents and the great theoretical banner of "eight honors and eight disgraces", ...