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I want to be one piece. "A young man smiled heartlessly and grabbed a straw hat with his hand like a signboard. In this way, a story about pirates and dreams began.

Straw hat pirates. Their team, a team that brings together friendship and passion. In the sunshine, a group of people are smiling brightly, and raising their right hands symbolizes friendship and unity, which makes people excited.

Munch D. Luffy always has a heartless smile on his face, as if he never knew the meaning of "difficulty". With the spirit of courage and the belief of never giving up, everyone around him was touched, and everyone gradually changed him from an idiot to a reliable leader who could lead them all the way forward. As long as Luffy is still laughing, they have the confidence to go on, and there is no difficulty ahead. They believe that as long as they are together, they can (all). Fearless Luffy is such a magical person. He infected everyone with his innate charm. He and his companions seem to be the same person, just as he said to the fisherman: I can't use a knife, I can't cook, I can't lie, and I can't do anything without them.

"I want to work hard with her share, and I want my name to resound through the kingdom of heaven, as we agreed." What impressed me most was his action with a knife. An excellent swordsman lived as a pirate hunter in order to realize his ideals and promises. He seems to know nothing about the world, but he is willing to skip meals for a month for a little girl he doesn't know in exchange for her peace.

As soon as Luffy appeared, he accepted this man's invitation and began his sailing career. A man is willing to give his life for a promise. In order to realize his ideal, he stood up from a pool of blood again and again. He has reason not to fail. Usually, he exercises hard. In the battle, he waved desperately and got a knife. Facing the world's first swordsman, he is not afraid of challenges. When his feet were fixed on the candle, he even had the courage to cut off his own feet to kill the enemy in order to defeat him. He can't lose. He has his reasons. At the end of the battle, I couldn't help but see a man, a dark green headscarf, three pendants, three knives and a green Chinese-style chest covering, standing next to the enemy's body. He will always be the winner. "Luffy, did you hear that? I lost this time. If I can't be the best swordsman in the world, will you have a headache? But I promise I will never lose again until I beat him! Do you promise? One piece? This is an oath between men. It resounded through the sky.

Nami, a beautiful woman whose eyes lit up when she saw the treasure, a sad child who cried after her adoptive mother was killed, a double-faced beauty and a strong and stubborn sailor. The orange and windmill tattoo on her arm shows her inner weakness and warmth. For the village, for her mother and for her sister, she joined the fisherman's team and helped him do something she didn't want to do. Knowing that she met Luffy, or that heartless smile, was rejected by the sailor who hated pirates very much. But ... "It turns out that he fought with the monster just to help the puppy ..." She gradually began to change her point of view and gradually agreed with the man who vowed to be the King of One Piece. Until she shouted, "Luffy, help me ..." She agreed with this man from the bottom of her heart and accepted him completely. "Don't make my sailors cry. When the teenager shouted this sentence, he defeated the fisherman and changed the fate of Nami. From then on, the straw hat pirate had another beautiful sailor. " I want to draw a map of the world that I have seen with my own eyes. "She firmly stated her dream.

A fan-like man with endless cigarettes in his mouth and blond hair shining in the sun. "As long as there are people in the world I want to protect, I will fight to the end even if I fight for my life." He uttered this sentence calmly, with the mysterious title of "Mr. Prince", determined to find the legendary "AII Blue". The chef of the straw hat pirate ship .. A real man, "Boss Zefu! You have taken care of me for a long time. I will never forget your great kindness! " Facing this man who looks like his biological father, the chef who has always been proud knelt down. This kind of kneeling is the inner communication between two men and a complete emotional release. On the empty island, facing the powerful "God" and God's ruling, the chef just said slightly: I'm sorry, I just wanted to borrow a group of people to light a cigarette.

That arrogance and calmness conquered everyone from the bottom of my heart. There lived a noble gentleman in the castle. He spoke out his beliefs. Facing women, he has his own understanding: "Men must forgive women's lies."

Such an excellent cook. A real gentleman. Proved his dignity and pride with his own actions.

I am the king of snipers. I will always be a noisy voice and will never stop bragging. With such a long nose, I look like Pinocchio. But when he bravely stood up to protect the small members of Wu Pirate, I knew that he was not a guy who only liked to brag, but a great pirate who would become a soldier at sea. "My father is such a warrior at sea." Irresistible expressions of joy and excitement have predicted this primitive. Especially ... especially when your partner's dreams are laughed at! "When the companion's dream was laughed at, the man who had only escaped bravely stood up. This persistence changed my opinion of him. His shy expression when he faced Miss Kaya, and his confidence when he made up his mind to protect her. I finally know that this once lonely child is no longer lonely. He found a trustworthy partner and a goal worth fighting for. He was recognized by the people in the village. male

A reindeer with a blue nose is regarded as an alternative by other reindeer after birth. Later, he ate everyone's fruit by mistake and was driven out of the group by his parents. He has no choice but to become a human being and want to get in touch with humans. As a result, he was considered a monster. He has nowhere to go but to wander around. When he was beaten black and blue, a doctor appeared. The doctor will leave to show that he is not hostile.

When the doctor knew that he was terminally ill, in order not to make Qiao Ba sad, he abandoned Qiao Ba and gave it to another doctor, while he sacrificed himself to save the country. Qiao Ba inherited the belief left by the doctor-there was a man named "a pirate", and he pinned his faith on the skull flag. As long as the skull flag is raised, they will fight for their dreams.

When Qiao Ba saw Luffy (everyone) fighting for the skull flag, he seemed to understand what the doctor meant, and he also learned to fight for his dream, so he and the straw hat returned to the regiment to finish it. Finally, he saw the doctor's dream on the island and made cherry blossoms bloom everywhere on the island.

A woman known as a disaster, a strong archaeologist, always has a faint smile on her face, and her calm attitude makes people have to believe her psychologically. The tragic childhood made this beautiful woman more determined and confident. She has lived silently for so many years with the word "disaster", but she has been firmly walking for her dream step by step. Never. For her partner, she firmly believes that in the face of cp9 and the powerful world government, she has chosen to give in, for the sake of her partner. "So I made a condition to CP9 ... If I don't run away again, then six people except me, the straw hat pirates, can sail safely from w7." This is her last request. Dignity and pride are insignificant at this moment, but she proves the preciousness of friendship. When desperate archaeologists are quietly preparing to accept the world government. When the later One Piece shouted this sentence, tears could not help falling from his face. "I want to live!" "At this moment, she firmly believes that her companions will help her out of the predicament. At this time, she took off that capable coat and relied entirely on her companions. Hearing the news of Luqi's defeat, the archaeologist's face showed that faint smile, which was enough to warm the soul and symbolized pure friendship and trust.

Give me back Mr. Tom! A teenager shouted at the sea train with tears in his eyes, but what followed was the ruthless collision of the sea train. Because of this collision, he became a remoulder. Mr. Tom is his teacher. He used to be a smart and cheerful shipyard. Just because the bad guy used his own boat to harm his teacher, he decided not to build a boat from now on, because he felt that he had created a weapon to harm the teacher. As soon as the Luffy pirates appeared, they faced the world government together. He was moved by Luffy's friendship. Some people are willing to work for the team, but the team is desperate to save one person. Francci also participated in the rescue, and had the first tacit understanding with the pirates. He was moved by pirates, built a new ship for pirates, and finally accepted Luffy's invitation to mingle with everyone.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Although it has become a skeleton, the only thing that is the same as the original is the explosive head. He will defend it to the death, because it proves that he has not forgotten his partner. When he heard that Bula still kept their agreement and waited for him for 50 years, the man who buried all his sadness in his heart cried and sang the song Bula and a Pirate.

There is also a companion who has to say that she has accompanied the pirates through countless difficulties and obstacles, and has taken them through difficulties again and again. Until her body no longer allows her to persist ... but this eternal partner has lived deeply in the psychology of pirates, and she is romantic. When I first saw Merry, I was a little skeptical that such a "lovely" ship could carry the dream of pirates ... Some of her persistence went far beyond her appearance. Some people say that she is just a ship and can't do anything, but I say that no one can lose you. You have made too many contributions to the future One Piece and his companions, and you have made progress towards your dreams again and again, even if you are scarred, you have no complaints. At the last moment of your life.

You made a final contribution to the pirates with power beyond your own life. The skeleton period is melodious in the sky. You mentioned the dream of Pirate Gate. In the face of the almost desperate world government and pirates, you stepped forward and led everyone out of the predicament.

Therefore, I have contributed my life. Merry. Although you are gone, you will always sail in the pirate's mind ... The snowflakes all over the sky are the pirates' thoughts of you ... Merry, you will always be by my side.

The story goes on, the dream is still flying, such a group of people, such a belief ... mixed with friendship and passion ... I believe more miracles will be created, even if it is just a dream.

Skeleton is a symbol of death, straw hat is the belief of dreams,

Sword is the promise of childhood, and orange is the memory of family.

Lying is the soul's sustenance, and all cows are the dreams of two people.

Cherry blossoms are a good medicine to save the world.

History is the long-sought answer,

This ship is a proof of overcoming dangers and obstacles.

Music is a beautiful memory.