Hello everyone, if you know, can you leave some funny jokes? New, cold enough, thanks

A very fat woman couldn’t find a seat after getting on the bus. She could only stand and pull the pull tab on the bus. Unexpectedly, the driver suddenly braked and the fat woman broke the pull tab and jumped on the driver. The driver in front of her looked at her and the pull tab on her hand and said angrily that after three people gathered, she sent the driver a signed photo. On the bus in the hot summer, the young man saw a very fat middle-aged woman with a dish in her buttocks. The young man in the skirt couldn't stand it, so he helped her pull it off... As a result, he was called a "hooligan" and glared at her fiercely. Without saying a word, the young man grabbed the skirt and stuffed it back. Xiaoxin: Mom, why do I have three golds in my name? Mom: Your life lacks gold, so you named it Xin. Just like some people lack water, they are called Miao, and some people lack wood, so they are called Sen. Xiaoxin: Mom, what does sister Guo Jingjing lack? (Just a smile for you)