Ask for some funny jokes

Answer: Give me a woman and I can create a country.

I believe! Give you a dog and you can create a race.

C said simply: You must not be a city zoo in the future, or you can create a world of Warcraft.

ask for leave

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I want to ask for leave.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, what's wrong with you?

Xiaoming: Dysmenorrhea.

Teacher: Are you in pain, son?

Xiao Ming: Yes, I'm going to the hospital for examination. ...

Brother-in-law, you are scared.

Ms. A visited Sister B's house. After dinner, Sister B went to the kitchen to wash dishes, so that Ms A could facilitate her brother-in-law to move freely in the living room.

Ms. A: Brother-in-law and colleagues all say I am fierce. Do you think I'm fierce?

Brother-in-law B was just about to speak. . .

Sister b poked her head out of the kitchen and shouted, if you look at it, I'll break your leg. . .

Drink wool milk tea

Go downstairs to eat western food with my wife at noon. Check out, 95 yuan. Feel your pockets. No money. The waiter said, "Your wife is here, so you can't run away. Go home and get it. "

I was worried about the safety of my stupid wife, so I flew to the sixth floor and rushed back with 100 yuan. The waiter came forward and said

"hello! One *** 105 yuan. " I looked at the big red ticket in my hand and the milk tea in the hand of the loafer's wife, and instantly petrified.

Damn it, if you don't drink it now, you're dead!

V believes in the public? "chaotic country"