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Funniest little joke. . Interesting thing.

On a sunny afternoon, the rooster and hen were lying on the haystack in the sun. Suddenly, the hen took a bite, and then pointed to the rooster's stomach and said shyly, "There seems to be fetal movement!" " The cock sneered, "Is that fetal movement?" That's your egg pain ... "

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A penguin sat on a piece of ice and smothered himself, pulling and saying, "It's so cold. . . "

A polar bear also sat on the ice, tugging at his hair and saying, "That penguin is right. . . . "

Later, another fur seal came, sat on this piece of ice and found it unnecessary to pull it out. "Shit, wool. . . . "

The cow said: so many people drink our milk, but no one calls us "mom". The squid fish said: Damn it, Manmo has become a thief! The mouse said: can you be old if you are afraid of eating and drinking all day? The fly said: the biggest difference between me and bees is that they have different tastes. Fish said: I will never go to any internet cafe! The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, you died too early and made you nervous!