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Duan Zi Three Kingdoms, Funny [247]: Wei Yan ~ Can Zhuge Liang win 5 million in the lottery?

Wei Yan bought lottery tickets every day for ten years, but none of them won 5 million.

Wei Yan was puzzled and decided to consult Zhuge Liang, a wise man.

Wei Yan: "Prime Minister, can you win 5 million in the lottery?"

Zhuge Liang: "It's very difficult."

Zhuge Liang went on to say, "Let's play a game, rock and paper scissors, shall we?"

Wei Yan: "Yes."

Zhuge Liang: "Let's play one game at a time. If you win, I will give you 5 million yuan. Give me 2 yuan if you lose. "

After hearing this, Wei Yan excitedly confirmed to Zhuge Liang: "Prime Minister, is there such a good thing?"

Zhuge Liang: "If you win, 5 million won't be less."

Wei Yan: "Prime Minister, what are you waiting for? Shall we start? "

Zhuge Liang: "General Wei, you go first!"

Wei Yan: "..."