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Who knows the name of the funny player?

Funny player's name 1 1 goalkeeper-Buffon Buffon: Although the vowel e at the end of the name has been removed, people who know Italian can still see that the goalkeeper names of the Italian national team and Juventus team all mean clown. Unfortunately, Buffon, who made few mistakes on the field, could never bring us entertainment like a clown. Left-back-Bravo Bravo: Real Madrid defender, with a good name-Brave. That is, a missed game. Central defender-Garcia Calvo Calvo: An old central defender of Atletico Madrid, he became a substitute this season. His name means baldness in Spanish. Central defender-woodgate woodgate: Also a Real Madrid defender, the famous "wooden door" is as fragile as wood. Like a door. Right-back-Pa Wen Pavon: This ordinary young central defender of Real Madrid is famous all over the world because of Real Madrid President Flo's "Zidane+Pa Wen" policy towards Tino. His name means peacock. The difference between Pa Wen and Peacock is that Peacock is flashy, but he is flashy. Waist-Petit Petit: This French midfielder with a ponytail is called "Little". I wonder if French female fans will call him "Mon Petit". Left Avantgarde-Schweinsteiger: Bayern Munich's young midfielder, the famous "pig". Right-back-Fei Aolei Fei Aolei: The former Italian international, who had a poor performance in Valencia last season, came to Florence this season, but he came to the right place. Why doesn't Hua stay at home and run around? Waist-Kaka Kaka': ~ ~ Let's not talk about this ~ ~ Forward-Crouch: The name of this English high center who is more than two meters tall is actually curled up, which seems a bit black and humorous. Forward-Paccini Paccini: Florence young striker, CM Monster, his name is simple: Little Crazy. Coach-Capello Capello: The name Garcia Calvo envies-Hair.