Mathematical jokes

Occupational characteristics

Three scientists went to Scotland from London to attend a conference. Soon after crossing the border, they found a black sheep.

"This is very interesting," said the astronomer. "All sheep in Scotland are black."

"This inference is unreliable," replied the physicist. "We can only conclude that some sheep in Scotland are black."

The mathematician immediately went on to say, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep with at least half side, sometimes in at least one place.

In some people's eyes, it looks black directly with the naked eye. "

Number of life and death

The English poet Jannison wrote a poem, several lines of which read: "Every minute, a person is dying, and every minute, a person is born ..."

After reading it, a mathematician wrote to question it. The letter said: "dear sir, reading famous books makes people feel fast, but there are a few illogical lines, which is really difficult to agree." According to your algorithm, the number of people who die every minute is equal, and the people on the earth are eternal. But you know, in fact, the population on the earth is growing. To be exact, 1.6749 people are born every minute, which is quite different from the number you provided in your poem. For the sake of practicality, if you don't object, I suggest you use a score of 7/6, that is, change the poem to: "Every minute, one person dies, and another one-sixth person is born ..."

Mathematicians fall in love

Mathematicians and their girlfriends are walking in the park. His girlfriend asked him, "Do you really mind my freckles?"

The mathematician replied softly, "Absolutely not! I was born to like dealing with decimal points. "

Who is the meanest?

"You say, who is the meanest person in the world?"

"Mathematicians, of course."

"Why?"

"They are every ounce!

Statisticians

A statistician who has never taken care of his children reluctantly agreed to take care of four young and active children when his wife went shopping on Saturday afternoon. When his wife came home, he handed her a note that read: "Wipe your tears 1 1 time; Tie shoelaces 15 times; Blow toy balloons for each child five times, and the average life of each balloon is 10 second; Warning children not to cross the road 26 times; The child insisted on crossing the road 26 times; I want to do it again on Saturday.

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