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Who can tell me how to deal with my parents! !
As far as I'm concerned
I think it's more fun to have children at home.
1, escape (1)
In order to welcome Xia Xue, Liu Mei cooked a sumptuous meal. However, Xia Xue, who had just arrived at his new home, said some harsh words, and even took out three chapters of the prepared agreement at the dinner table and read them out-as a result, a welcome dinner broke up in discord. For the sake of family harmony, he had to make concessions, and Liu Ye took the opportunity to ask for rights and interests. Xia Xue's obstinate style didn't make his parents angry. In order to find out the parents' attitude, Xia Xue came to Xia's home with a "wild child" dressed very avant-garde, claiming to be her boyfriend, and deliberately opposed her parents.
2, "Run away" (below)
Xia Donghai intervened to stop Xia Xue's puppy love, but Xia Xue opposed his divorce and remarriage. Xia Donghai was furious and was persuaded by Liu Mei. Liu Mei told Donghai with his personal experience of falling in love with Hu Yitong that sometimes parents' attitudes are counterproductive. Xia Donghai decided to take a circuitous approach, starting with Xia Xue's boyfriend. Finally, the "wild boy" told them a very shocking news-he was hired by Xia Xue to take care of the children. Xia Xue, afraid of her stepmother's anger, deliberately challenged her parents with him. Xia Donghai couple in distress situation.
3. "Family photo"
Liu Xing showed you the photos of her spring outing last month, but there was no photo of Xia Xue. Because of jealousy, Xia Xue took out her previous photos with Donghai and her biological mother to show. However, the East China Sea was very unhappy with Xia Xue's doing so, but could not persuade Xiaoxue to put away the photos. Liu Xing saw the light snow drying out such photos, so he took out the photos of Hu Yitong and Liu Mei, and Yu Xia joined in the fun, making a mess at home. The Donghai couple had to set up a showroom at home to put everyone's photos.
4. "Good Dad"
The school will hold a parent-teacher conference. In order to be a good father, Xia Donghai left work early to hold a parent-teacher meeting for Liu Xing. After you came back, you didn't tell Liu Mei about Liu Xingchuang's disaster at the entreaties of grandma and Liu Xing. Later, Liu Mei knew that you wanted to hit Liu Xing, but Donghai and Grandma stopped him. Donghai wants to personally teach Liu Xing a lesson. The sound of his punching sandbags made Liu Mei and grandma think that he was punching Liu Xing hard. They are very upset. They shouted, stop, Donghai and Liu Xing are close.
5. The Battle of Cat and Mouse
In order to write a composition, Xia Xue began to study mice. She not only asked Liu Mei to watch "The Elf Mouse" with her, but also bought a mouse at home. Liu Mei, who was afraid of mice since childhood, was frightened by mice. She held a cat to calm herself down. Xia Xue thinks her stepmother is taking it personally. Yu Xia and blossoming let the mouse fight with the cat, and the cat ate the mouse. Xia Xue misunderstood Liu Mei's behavior and was furious with Liu Mei. Later, the truth came out, and both of them wanted to give each other gifts. As a result, Liu Mei bought a mouse for Xia Xue and Xia Xue bought a cat for Liu Mei.
6. My savage father
Liu Xing wants to finish an essay entitled "My Barbarian Dad", so he wants to see what his father looked like when he was savage in the East China Sea. Liu Xing is naughty in all aspects, just trying to make Donghai angry, but the East China Sea is mild in nature, and Liu Xing failed to achieve his goal. At this time, Liu Xing's biological father Hu Yitong came to borrow money, and Donghai readily agreed. They had an argument while drinking and glared at each other. Liu Xing is very happy that he can finish his composition. At this time, the students came to inform Liu Xing that My Wild Dad had been quoted.
7. "Thank you, Mom"
Xia Xue was fascinated by the life of wild orangutans, so he skipped class. Yu Xialai snitched, and Donghai and Liu Mei were very worried as parents. Later, I learned that my daughter originally wanted to study orangutans. In order to cater to her daughter's preference, Liu Mei kept making up the knowledge of orangutans. However, who knew that Xia Xue's interest suddenly changed, but Liu Mei prepared an orangutan showroom for Xia Xue. After seeing the exhibition room, Xia Xue rushed out, hugged Liu Mei and said, "Mom, thank you!"
8. "There are detectives at home"
Because Liu Xing helped the teacher find the car keys, she fancied that she could become a detective. She began to study the Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes, calling herself "Sherlock Holmes", always analyzing this and that in secret. Yu Xia secretly took some things from home to sell, because he wanted to buy blossoming toys. Liu Mei mistakenly thought that this was Liu Xing's intentional behavior. After reconnaissance, Liu Xing pointed out that the real criminal was Yu Xia, and Liu Xing asked Liu Mei to restore his reputation as a detective.
9. Hidden secrets
Xia Xue's recent abnormal performance worried his father Donghai, so he came up with the idea of "bribing" Liu Xing to follow Xia Xue. The mysterious Liu Xing caught the attention of her mother Liu Mei. She also "bought" Xia Yulai to follow Liu Xing. All kinds of news began to reach the ears of the East China Sea and Liu Mei. So the husband and wife talked to Xia Xue and Liu Xing respectively, and the two children were very sad when they found themselves being followed. The awkward atmosphere and strange relationship finally made Xia Xue unbearable and confessed his secret to everyone.
10, the story of wildebeest
Xia Donghai is busy revising his 20-year-old script "The Love of wildebeest". Xia Xue is busy directing the upcoming Porky Pig the Elf. As a result, Xia Xue didn't get the recognition of the young actor, but clamored for a new director. Donghai was very angry when he learned that his script had not been approved by the buyer after comforting his daughter, and his family comforted him. Later, Xia Xue changed the program to the story of wildebeest, which was a success. At this time, the buyer (Lao Shang) automatically ran to the door and insisted on buying the script of Donghai.
1 1, half a glass of milk
Because Liu Xing doesn't like drinking milk, she pours the remaining half cup into Yu Xia's cup. Yu Xia peed his pants because of it. Liu Xing used Kong Rong's story to free herself from pears. The next day, Yu Xia poured milk into Liu Xing's football shoes. Xia Donghai helped Liu Xing dry, and told Liu Xing that Beckham's football shoes were soaked in milk. Liu Xing came back to tell the truth about those milk-flavored football shoes and thought he was Beckham. He scored three goals alone and beat the opponent 5-0. The two brothers danced with joy. Liu Mei decided to replace Liu Xing's milk with soybean milk.
12, call the police
Liu Mei was kind enough to take care of a patient in the hospital, but another patient's illness suddenly recurred, which made the patient's family make a scene and even get back at her. The hospital asked Liu Mei to stay at home for a few days to avoid public attention. Xia Donghai is very worried about Liu Mei and his family. He told the children to be on their guard against strangers who appeared at home. At the same time, he also put forward some preventive measures and emergency plans. So everyone was nervous and made a lot of jokes. Just as Xia Donghai felt that he had taken improper preventive measures and announced that the alarm had been lifted, the patient's family suddenly came. He came to apologize.
13, shoe borrowing storm
Liu Xing asked Xia Xue to borrow shoes, but he couldn't steal them. Xia Xue sprained her foot in physical education class and blamed Liu Xing for wearing her shoes. Liu Xing refused to apologize and was punished by Liu Mei. The PE teacher came to visit and said that Xia Xue was injured because of lack of exercise at ordinary times. So Liu Xing said that Xia Xue planted him and asked Xia Xue to apologize. Xia Xue retorted, and both of them ignored each other with anger. Liu Mei, the Xia Dong sea monster, favored Xia Xue, and they quarreled. Realizing his mistake, Xia Xue showed Liu Xing his chemistry review and took out his shoes for Liu Xing to wear. When the two made peace, Liu Mei lamented that the child was sensible, but Donghai said no fight, no deal.
14, "add a big piece"
Xia Donghai tells everyone a good news that he will get a batch of rewards. Excited, the Donghai couple agreed to the request of the three children to add "big items" respectively. However, it will take half a year to get the remuneration, and the deposit is also lent to the crew. Mr. and Mrs. Donghai have no cash available and want to take part in the dance competition to win the prize, so they practice day and night and are very tired. The children were very moved and decided to give up their "big things".
15, distance
Aunt Fat, a former patient, has now become a neighbor of Xia Xue's family and asked Xia Xue to help her daughter with her study. Fat aunt regards Xia Jia as her "second home", which is too casual. She also took a lot of things from Xia's house. Donghai has no choice but to tell the fat aunt that people should have a distance. Later, the Xia family found that what the fat aunt took from the Xia family helped the poor children. Donghai regretted what she said to the fat aunt. At this time, the fat aunt came and listened to Donghai. She wants to live apart from her husband for a week to discover the beauty of distance! This week, she will live in a summer house. ...
16, mother's gift
Liu Mei's birthday is coming, Donghai gave her a gift. Three children are also preparing presents. Liu Mei thought it was for her, and hinted that some children wanted to match the gift. As a result, on her birthday, the children gave Liu Mei a present, but not for her. They asked her to forward them to different places. Liu Mei was very sad, and Donghai comforted her. China has always been like this. Mothers will remember their children's birthdays, but children can't remember their mothers.
17, hype
Xia Donghai was invited to be the director of a TV series, and he talked in Kan Kan, Kan Kan. The producers made a big fuss about the East China Sea and the overseas years of the East China Sea. Xia Donghai felt ashamed and depressed. The TV station wants to interview Xia Donghai at home. Xia Donghai was embarrassed to lie to the children, and Liu Mei "tutored" the children to cooperate with Xia Donghai. Xia Donghai couldn't overcome the psychological barrier, but the children advised Donghai to be "realistic". However, facing the camera, Donghai showed its true self.
18, "Who did it?"
Grandma's birthday is coming, and couples in Donghai and Liu Mei find that the gift they bought is broken. Liu Xing and Xia Xue, who have a guilty conscience, quickly turned to their younger brother Yu Xia for help, making Xiaoyu a scapegoat. In order to prevent the classmate's mouse from being beaten by his father, Liu Xing helped the mouse break the glass, so the mouse came to thank him. Xia Donghai was very moved after hearing this, and determined to reward these "heroes" who have been accepted from generation to generation. Xiaoyu was unconvinced, saying that what he got for Liu Xing and Xia Xue should also be rewarded. Both Donghai and Liu Mei were taken aback.
19, teacher's home visit
Yu Xia was teased by his classmates and taught him to praise a female classmate with "stupidity". The girl cried and reported to Teacher Ma, who decided to visit Xia's home. Inspired by Liu Xing, Yu Xia found a nanny Chunhua from a nanny company to play her mother. As a result, a farce of a fake teacher Liu was staged in Xia's home, and finally ended with going home and Teacher Ma leaving angrily. In the end, the liar will suffer the consequences.
20. "So prevent"
Xia Xue wanted to meet a net friend, which caused panic in Liu Mei. Seeing that there was no way to stop it, Xia Xue took a lot of "weapons" to stop it, and asked Xia Xue to contact his family every 10 minute. Xia Xue asked Liu Xing to dial his home phone every 10 minutes by playing the recording. She also sent home the defensive weapons brought by Liu Mei, which made Liu Mei very worried. Later, Xia Xue went home with netizens, who also brought a big bag. When they opened it, they found that the weapon used to guard against it was worse than what Liu Mei had equipped for Xia Xue.
2 1, "Default Error" (1)
When Xia Donghai came back from a business trip, an old servant sent him to get information. He and a beautiful young woman were trapped in the elevator, and there was no signal on his cell phone, so he couldn't contact his family. Liu Mei prepared a good table at home, waiting for Donghai to come back, but she couldn't wait. She sent a text message to her classmates in Donghai asking about it. As a result, three students in Donghai said that Donghai had drunk too much at his place. Liu Mei's suspicions. Donghai and the young woman shouted for help. I didn't expect the voice-activated elevator to open automatically. The young woman kissed her face in the East China Sea.
Xiu Xiu was happy and left a lipstick mark. Liu Mei saw the lipstick mark and angrily closed the East China Sea Gate.
22, "error" (below)
Donghai repeatedly explained to Liu Mei that Liu Mei's understanding could not be obtained, saying that Liu Mei was "unreasonable". Liu Mei was very wronged and had to let Donghai find the woman who kissed him by mistake in the elevator. With the help of the children, after a series of searches, I finally got in touch with that woman. On the date, the woman's boyfriend threatened Donghai not to insult his girlfriend with a brick, otherwise he would make Donghai look good. In the past, Liu Mei formulated a "provision on quarreling between husband and wife", which the East China Sea unconditionally abided by.
23, "the temptation of the first place"
Liu Mei promised Liu Xing an MP3 player as long as he won the first prize. Liu Xing took part in the competition with an essay by Xia Xue and won the first prize. Liu Mei happily bought him an MP3 player and was very excited to train him to become a writer. However, Xia Xue was frustrated that she didn't win the first prize in her grade. She always said that the first prize was plagiarized in front of her family and cursed how despicable the plagiarized first prize was. Liu Xing couldn't bear it, and finally told everyone that his first prize was fake. Because he was brave enough to admit his mistake, his parents still awarded him an MP3 award.
24. "Dad is the master"
Yu Xia was very sure that his father was a martial arts master. He saw his father break a baseball bat with his own eyes. So he praised his father in front of two friends how he suffered hardships, and Erpang refused to say that his father was also a master. In this way, the "war" between the two "masters" is inevitable. In the process of one-on-one hit, Xia Donghai found that Erpang's father was also a fake teacher, and two guilty people tacitly launched a marathon "pushing hand" competition in front of the children, while the two little guys watched and fell asleep.
25. Small report
Yu Xia inadvertently revealed the secrets of Liu Xing and Xia Xue to his parents, so he was rewarded. In order to get more rewards from his parents, Yu Xia became a little spy who tipped off his parents. Sister Xia Xue and Brother Liu Xing took bribes when they saw that the news of the blockade was useless. Yu Xia began to report false news to his parents. After the parents saw through it, they suddenly woke up and admitted their mistakes to their children.
26. "Who can believe me?"
Liu Xing won the first place in her class in the history stage exam, because she was fascinated by the game of the Three Kingdoms recently. But the family thought Liu Xing was cheating. Liu Mei also went to school to apologize for Liu Xing, so that Liu Xing had no face to go to school, so he went to Hu Yitong, who advised him to go to school. Liu Xing felt very sad that no one believed him. Xia Donghai found that Liu Xing was very familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms period and knew that Liu Mei had wronged the children. Finally, Liu Xing was rewarded-eating big crabs and shrimp, while Liu Mei was punished for drinking crabs and spicy soup.
27, "nowhere to run" (on)
Neither Liu Xing nor his classmates passed the stage exam, so they asked their parents to sign the test paper. Afraid of being beaten, I signed it by imitating the handwriting of the other parents. The teacher saw that the parents were invited. Lin's parents forbid the mouse to contact Liu Xing again. The mouse said that if his parents persecuted him again, he would run away from home! So Liu Xing actively imagined various routes and schemes for mice to escape. Taking the exam again, faced with great pressure, they cheated and were invited by their parents. Liu Xing was beaten, but the mouse really ran away from home.
28, "nowhere to run" (below)
Many people asked Liu Xing where the mouse was, but Liu Xing said he didn't know. Liu Xing also threatened the adults to hit him again, and he ran away. Yu Xia found a dirty mouse in the corner outside the building and took it home to hide. Lin's parents came to inquire about the news, crying about their son's thoughts and reviewing their mistakes. The mouse jumped into the arms of its parents. Fu Lin and Lin Mu hugged their son, crying and laughing, but they soon came to their senses and wanted to take the mouse back and beat it. The mouse betrayed Liu Xing, and Fu Lin and Lin Mu angrily confessed.
29. Good dad and bad dad
Hu Yitong was called a bad father by Liu Xing because he forgot Liu Xing's birthday. In order to prove that he is a good father, he invited the camera and the band to Xia's house to make up Liu Xing's birthday. Liu Xing hailed Hu Yitong as a good father, which caused jealousy and wanted to compete with Hu. Under the guidance of Liu Mei, Xia Donghai fumbled for the dishes that children loved, while Hu Yitong invited a chef to make the children enjoy themselves. Hu Yitong was chased to Xia's home because of his extravagant debts. He promised to take Liu Xing on a roller coaster, but he didn't deliver. Later, Xia Dong kelp children happily flew kites.
30. "Wash the sheets"
Xia Donghai has been depressed recently because his work is not satisfactory. In the morning, Yu Xia and Liu Xing scrambled to go to the bathroom and had a quarrel. Yu Xia was so angry that he couldn't help urinating on Liu Xing's bed. The two quarreled again, and when they heard it, they flew into a rage and punished them for washing the sheets by hand. Yu Xia brushes the sheets with a shoe brush, washes them black, and then cuts them open with scissors. Things are getting worse and worse. Yu Xia was very wronged. When Liu Mei came back, he pointed out his mistake to Donghai. Donghai went to the children's room to apologize and promised to clean up his emotions before going home every day, just like this white sheet!
3 1, the fourth child
In Donghai and Liu Mei, three children fell out at home. Grandpa came to take care of the children, and grandma came and wanted to get custody back from grandpa. But the Xia family received a postcard saying that the fourth child was coming to their home. After some speculation, everyone has their own conclusions. At this time Donghai went home, so I asked Donghai to explain what was going on. Just as it was in full swing, the postman brought the fourth child. Look, it's a book published in Donghai.
32. "How to face it"
Xia Xue's primary school classmate Kyle Lin met Xia Xue and found that she was the Snow White she was looking for. She began to pursue Xia Xue and went downstairs with "I love you" to show her love. Xia Xue ignored her. When Ka Koi Lam was about to leave, he met Liu Xing. Jeremy Lin is Liu Xing's taekwondo idol. Liu Xing warmly invited Jeremy Lin to go home and learn from his experience. When he learned that he was Xia Xue's younger brother, he went there gladly. At dinner, Xia Xue and Ka Koi Lam had a big fight because of disagreement. Ka Koi Lam thought Xia Xue was unreasonable, made a clean break with Xia Xue and left angrily.
33, "heroism" (on)
Yu Xia was bullied by his neighbor's little guests. Liu Xing took it out on Yu Xia and hit another child. The child's uncle hit Liu Xing. Liu Mei will have an argument with her neighbors, and Xia Donghai will solve the problem. But Xia Donghai not only failed to solve the problem, but also came back with an injury. Aroused the children's revenge, Xia Xue began to practice Taekwondo, and Liu Xing announced that he would drop out of school to study in Shaolin. Liu Mei was very sad, and Donghai was embarrassed to find an excuse to sneak out of the house.
34, "Heroism" (below)
When he went to the East China Sea, he met Hu Yi Tong. Hu Yi Tong suspected that he was quarreling with Liu Mei, so he taught him a set of experience in dealing with women. Later, when I learned the truth and saw the injury on Liu Xing's face, I volunteered to take it out on this family. At this time, Xia Donghai came back and was injured again. Just when everyone was angry, the neighbor "broke into the house" and thanked Xia Donghai for his apology. It turned out that Xia Donghai had a fight with the thief who stole his neighbor. Hu Yitong wants to know why Donghai should help this bad neighbor. The children also understand. Xia Donghai took this opportunity to teach the children what is true manhood and courage.
35. "Reciprocity"
Father's Day is coming, and the family is going to give Xia Donghai a present. Liu Mei wanted to surprise Donghai and hid the prepared razor under the sofa. Xia Xue prepared a plaster statue of Venus; Yu Xia wants to send his own green paper hat; Liu Xing was going to send her own baked sweet potato, but she was in trouble. The teacher wants to visit home on Father's Day. Liu Xing bought fruit with a razor found under the sofa and invited the teacher to the fruit house. Guoguo gave the razor to Xiaoyu. On Father's Day, a sweet potato was taken out from Liu's hand, and Xiaoyu's gift became a razor.
36, "Wisdom Liu Xing"
Liu Xing got a game software, which can only be played by connecting a computer in the East China Sea. In the East China Sea, let Liu Xing help him persuade Yu Xia to help him investigate the script, let Yu Xia help him get back the money owed by Xia Xue to 5 yuan, and let Xia Xue help him borrow Liu Mei's digital camera. Liu Mei asked Liu Xing to be a model for the interns in their hospital, but the model had to shave his head. Liu xing has to agree. After all the dust settled, Donghai said that Liu Xing had strong interpersonal communication skills and flexibility. Hearing this, Liu Xing changed from shame to complacency.
37. Art frame
Grandpa bought a very tacky decorative picture frame when dealing with clearance materials in the mall, and took it to Xia's house to hang on the living room wall. Let the whole family laugh and cry, but in order to respect grandpa, I hung it up. The photo frame affected Xia Xue's study, and Liu Xing pretended not to be careful when she was going to clean the room. Grandpa always protects when cleaning, and Liu Xing practices in the living room and seizes the opportunity to kick the picture frame. Everyone said a lot of regrettable things with duplicity! Grandpa came to comfort us and told us not to be sad. He will buy another one tomorrow! Everyone is dumbfounded!
38. "Late compliments"
Liu Xing beat the child who bullied Erpang away, and Erpang's father came to thank him. Xia Donghai thought that Liu Xing should be praised for doing good deeds, but Liu Mei didn't praise Liu Xing, but let Liu Xing reflect and stop fighting in the future, which made Liu Xing very angry. After a while, Erpang's father complained again. Another child bullied Erpang, but Liu Xing just ignored him. Liu Mei finally solemnly praised his son's rescue behavior, and regretted that he had misjudged his son. Liu Xing was very moved.
39, "visitors from afar" (on)
Grandma Fan took a young street singer to Xia's home, saying it was her distant relative Pony. Grandma Fan asked me to stay at Xia's house for a while. Liu Xing took Ma Xiao to ask about the music world, and Ma Xiao said that she could take Liu Xing to the music world. Liu Xing began her dream of becoming a singer. Liu Mei wants to drive away the pony, but grandma doesn't agree. Pony cheated Liu Xing of some funds. Liu Xing took out all his 880 yuan and gave it to the pony. Liu Xing was going out to start a business, and Donghai planned a warm dinner in the name of seeing him off, trying to influence Pony. But Pony stole Xia Xue's headphones and ran away.
40. Tourists from afar (below)
The family blamed grandma and Donghai. At this time, the pony's father, Laoma, came, and Grandma Fan left Laoma at Xia's house. At noon the next day, the old horse who couldn't find his son said that he would live until he found his son. Liu Mei wants to get rid of the old horse. The old horse took the initiative to cook and wash clothes for the Xia family. After three children's deliberate difficulties, they were accepted by the Xia family. The old horse was very angry when he learned from Liu Xing that the pony cheated. He returned 880 yuan's money to Xia Donghai. The pony came back again. He wanted to cheat and was caught by the old horse and beaten.
4 1, "A promise as good as a promise"
Xiaoyu and blossoming found an injured duckling, and Xiaoyu promised to give it to blossoming when the duckling was injured. When Xiaoyu went out to play, due to Liu Mei's negligence, the duckling ran away from home. Xiaoyu clamored for a duckling. Liu Mei bought a big duck to cope with the light rain, but the light rain didn't want it. Liu Mei took great pains to buy a duckling exactly like the original one, and lied to Xiaoyu that the lost duckling was back. Xiaoyu recognized that it was not the original duckling. Just when Xiaoyu no longer trusted her mother, her mother changed the original duckling back.
42. aliens
Lao Shang wants to make a children's film about the story of "aliens". According to the red birthmark in the shape of a flying saucer on his ass, Yu Xia fancied that he was a real "alien". Liu Mei joked that Xiaoyu was an alien when chatting with her neighbors. Unexpectedly, the neighbor who spoke too fast reported it to a children's science fiction magazine, and Xiaoyu became famous. Toy manufacturers invited "celebrity" Xiao Yu to be their image spokesperson, and Lao Shang also invited Yu Xia to be a star. Unexpectedly, this brought trouble to Xiaoyu. His ass became the focus of other people's research, and he became a "monster". Yu Xia began to hate being an "alien". Finally, Xiaoyu ran away from home, and Liu Mei told the truth.
43. "Turn off the lights"
Liu Mei found that the bathroom light was on all night, thinking that Liu Xing had left it on. Grandma admitted that she forgot to turn off the light. Liu Mei knew that grandma didn't go to the toilet at night, and she had many complaints about her mother's unprincipled protection of her children. Donghai said he forgot to turn off the light last night. Liu Mei thought Donghai cheated her, so he invited grandpa to help! Grandpa stressed the need to form the habit of thrift. Donghai decided to install voice-activated lights in the bathroom. When Liu Xing goes to the toilet at night, no matter how strange the sound is, the voice control light just doesn't light up. The whole family felt that something was wrong and rushed in, only to find that the voice control light failed!
44. "See righteousness and wisdom"
Yu Xia found a mysterious weirdo living in the community and immediately informed Liu Xing who wanted to be a hero. Liu Xing decided that the freak was a fugitive. Xia Xue helped Liu Xing invite the freak into the house and put him under house arrest. In fact, this geek is a farmer who won the 3 million prize and came here to hide from distant relatives. At this time, two distant relatives who wanted to extort money also rushed to Xia's home. They had an argument and scuffled when they asked for money. At the critical moment, Xia Xue called the police and subdued two distant relatives of the freak.
45. "flying flowers"
Hu Yitong met the woman he had pursued in Xiajia community. Fang mistakenly thought that Hu Yitong had a house in the community, so he pursued Hu and asked people to send flowers. Song Yang, who happened to come to complain, saw this alarmist story, which made Liu Mei think that other women sent flowers to the East China Sea, and she had doubts about the East China Sea. Later, Fang came to Xia's house to find Hu, mistaking him for a nanny and making a joke. When Fang knew that Hu Yitong still had nothing, she left angrily.
46. "Wash your mother's feet"
In order to finish the moral education teacher's homework, Xia Xue, with the help of Liu Xing and Yu Xia, wrote a composition to wash his parents' feet. As a result, the composition failed and was rewritten. In this way, Xia Xue had to really wash her mother's feet once, but this time for Liu Mei, washing feet was worse than being tortured. Under the education of his father Donghai, Xia Xue, Liu Xing and Yu Xia washed Liu Mei's comfortable feet and helped her rub her shoulders.
47. The vase incident
Xia Xue accidentally broke the vase, left a message for Liu Mei on the bulletin board and apologized. Liu Mei not only didn't criticize her, but also praised her honesty and courage to admit her mistake, and rewarded her with a mobile phone. Inspired, Liu Xing deliberately broke the vase and left a message to admit his mistake. Grandma saw this message and was afraid that Liu Mei would hit Liu Xing. She bought a vase and then erased the message. But after grandma learned the truth, she bought a mobile phone for Liu Xing, telling him not to make mistakes intentionally in the future. Liu Mei temporarily kept the mobile phone and asked Liu Xing to get two 80 points to get it.
48. "Working from home"
Liu Mei gives the children pocket money every month, but all three children complain about the way their mother distributes it. When Xia Donghai learned about it, he volunteered to implement a brand-new method of pocket money distribution at home-housework card, which means doing housework and changing pocket money at the beginning of the month. This trick, the effect is really good. However, after a long time, in order to get more cards, children do housework in different ways. They only ask for quantity, not quality, which makes adults have a headache.
49, "temptation" (on)
The script made a foreign cultural company decide to invest, and the foreign boss wanted to visit Xia's home. Liu Mei and the children are actively preparing. The foreign boss gave gifts to everyone in the Xia family in advance, and the whole family was very excited. Unexpectedly, the boss turned out to be Xia Donghai's ex-wife, Mary. She calmly greeted and commented on everyone, asked to take a child away, and listed everyone's material temptations. Later, the family unanimously decided not to give Mary a gift to prevent her from ruining Xia's happiness. Mary was very disappointed and shocked by everyone's refusal.
50, "temptation" (below)
After being rejected, Mary wanted to develop her career in China and often visited her children at Xia's home. She started giving presents again. The sugar-coated cannonball first knocked down Yu Xia and Liu Xing, and finally Xia Xue was "corroded". At the weekend, the three children took Mary out to travel, eat, drink and have fun, but they said they would not leave their beloved Xia Donghai couple. They said that since Mary was rich, they wouldn't refuse to enjoy it. Donghai couple are delighted and confused. Xia Xue said that she forgave Mary because she thought her mother was great after watching videos about childbirth and childbirth.
5 1, cigarettes and toffee
Yu Xia was addicted to toffee, so Liu Mei ordered him to give it up. Yu Xia stole it, was discovered by Liu Mei, and threatened to teach him a lesson. Yu Xia asked why grandma can smoke and he can't eat sugar. Grandma promised to quit smoking with Xiaoyu in order to make him eat less sugar. But grandma still smoked secretly, and Yu Xia found her clamoring for candy, which triggered a family quarrel. Grandma made up her mind to really quit smoking, so she ate dried meat with Yu Xia to fight against smoking addiction. Later, although I successfully gave up sugar and cigarettes, I still got into the habit of eating dried fish.
52. "Mom is not at home"
Liu Mei will be on a business trip for seven days, and the children think they can be liberated this time. The Xia family went on strike every day for two days after they left. But trouble will come soon. Liu Mei left us 2000 yuan for living expenses, which is almost spent. Donghai had to take the children to eat instant noodles. Xia Donghai and the children had to bite the bullet and cook by themselves, and the prepared food could not be swallowed. And it happened that at this time, Hu Yitong also came to help, and the children also played a joke to let Xia Donghai treat. At this time, Liu Mei went home, but ran outside to pick up Donghai and the children.
53. exchange
Grandma asked the children to help her with her English in order to compete with her neighbor's uncle. Liu Xing became her teacher. Liu Xing used many methods that schools and parents used to deal with him to teach grandma, and grandma clashed with Liu Xing's methods in the process of learning. Grandma is tested by Liu Xing every three days, which is a headache. Grandma was under increasing pressure, finally lost sleep and began to take medicine. Finally, grandma didn't want to learn English, so she got along with her neighbor's uncle.
54. Youth variation
Xia Xue loves to dress up. Liu Mei is worried that she will neglect her studies because of dressing up. Xia Donghai suggested simply letting Xia Xue dress up on Sunday. Xia Xue proudly strolled around in adult clothes, only to be bullied by a frivolous young man. Liu Xing picked up nunchakus and fought with hooligans, and took it out on his sister. When he came back, he was black and blue. Xia Xue threw away her cosmetics because of humiliation and refused to buy women's products in the East China Sea and Liu Mei. Later, the rogue's mother came to apologize with the rogue. Everyone looked intently, and the hooligan was hurt more seriously than Liu Xing.
55. Warm candlelight
Xia Xuerong was promoted to the director of the school news agency, planned the activity of "hand in hand, heart to heart", and enthusiastically helped Gong Hai, a classmate with difficulties in life, with good friends, and published an article on the theme of this help. This made Gong Hai unable to lift his head in front of his classmates. Xia Xue clued up, thinking that he didn't help Gong Hai enough, and mobilized his classmates to donate money for Gong Hai, which damaged Gong Hai's self-esteem and demanded an apology from Xia Xue. Xia Xue is very sad. Donghai told Xia Xue and her classmates a story of warm candlelight, and Xia Xue finally understood that happiness comes from self-esteem.
56. Happy family
Donghai couple bought food and clothes for their children, but the children didn't appreciate it, saying that they bought nothing new. Xia Donghai and his wife are very sad about this. They felt that they had sacrificed too much for their children, so they decided to create a "two-person world" on their next rest day. As a result, although the children were sent away, they were harassed by various phone calls and people who came to the door. In the end, the couple did not get a day's peace.
57. Women writers
Xia Xue's composition won the grand prize in the city's middle school students' composition competition, and a publishing house asked Xia Xue to write an autobiographical novel. Xia Xue used her holiday to write the novel Growing Up. In the novel, both mother and brother have many shortcomings. The family was not reconciled and launched an emotional offensive. The publishing house was dissatisfied with the novel outline, and insisted that Xia Xue make up a love affair, so that Xia Xue decided to terminate the cooperation. But Xia Xue didn't stop writing, the purpose is to exercise his writing ability. Xia Jiahui
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