Sui Xin jokes high speed.

A traffic policeman stopped a slow train with only 20 kilometers per hour on the expressway. The police found four old women sitting in the car. Except for the driver, the other three were pale and trembling.

The old woman driving was nervous: I ... I wasn't speeding ...

Policeman: You weren't speeding, but you were driving too slowly.

Old woman: But the speed sign always says "20".

Policeman: That means Highway 20, not speed!

Old woman: Oh … I know now.

Policeman: Are the three of them all right? Why have you been shaking?

Old woman: We just drove from Highway 200 to ................. " .........

believe

Two men were chatting in a bar, and one of them said, "My wife is really amazing. She changed my faith. 」

"oh! How did she do it? 」

"I never believed anything before, until after I got married. I don't believe in hell. 」

The gas worker escaped.

Maintenance workers from two gas companies just went to a house for security check. After checking the last house, the two suddenly proposed to see who would run back to the car first. The loser will buy a dozen beers at night and then start running.

Running and running ... Suddenly I felt someone running behind me panting. Looking back, it turned out that the last hostess was running behind. They stopped to ask the lady if anything had happened.

The lady replied, "When I saw that you started running immediately after checking my gas system, I thought I should follow ................" ..................... ".