30 funniest jokes, {don't make me laugh to death}

In the desert city, the wind is blowing hard and the sunset is like blood. A swordsman stood in the wind, his sword was cold, his eyes were cold, and his heart was even colder ... Later ... the swordsman froze to death! Once the temperature drops, it can't be carried. Remember to keep warm! _ "Hello, this can also be sent as a text message to a friend. A new restaurant, A said, "I have a VIP card, and I can get a 20% discount. "B said," My boss and I are buddies and can get a 50% discount. ".c said," I don't have a VIP card and I'm not familiar with the boss. I don't have to pay for the meal. They gave me ... a fracture. "It doesn't matter.

Xiaoming knelt down and begged his classmates to borrow electric toys.

Xiao Ming's mother immediately pulled Xiao Ming up and said, how can a man kneel for a toy?

It doesn't matter. Xiao Ming said with a smile, anyway, he would kneel down and beg me to give it back to him.