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Tea | words | feelings | small | said
"Elder brother ... wake up elder brother! Brother! Wake up! You'll be late if you don't get up! ! Get up! ! "
"Um ... no, let me sleep for another five minutes ... three minutes ... one minute, just one minute ... whoosh ..."
"Hum!"
"Want to go! ! "
"poof! Shit! Why is it raining? ! "The teenager who woke up from the dream of" drifting in the snow dance "got a tingle and spit out cold water in his mouth. The whole world was blurred by his blurred eyes, and the sunlight seen through the water droplets was particularly dazzling, turning his eyes angrily.
In a short time, he has found the culprit who is soaked to the skin, but he seems to have changed from a tiger to a trained kitten. He looked at the angry girl and bowed his head obediently. The boy said with a wry smile, "It's you, Jingjing ..."
The teenager's line of sight quickly moved down. When he saw the girl with a waterlogged washbasin in her hand, he couldn't help but feel a little stiff and asked, "What's the matter?" Early in the morning ... Ah ... "By the way, I yawned and didn't notice the anger rising in the girl's eyes!
Of course, even if you are as insensitive as a teenager, you will find that the temperature around you has dropped, especially ...
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