Mengbao's embarrassing joke

Once my three-year-old daughter went to my uncle's house to play, and my aunt played games online. Her daughter was curious and asked, Aunt, what are you doing? Menstruation replied? I am playing a game! Can your mother play? Daughter:? No, she'll hit me? Is it funny? Below, I have prepared a cute little joke about embarrassing things for everyone. Let's laugh together!

Chapter 1: Meng Bao's anecdote joke 1,? Dad! ? The daughter who is doing her homework looks up and asks, is the smoke from the kitchen curling up? Curly? What do you mean?

Dad pondered a little, raised half a cigarette in his hand, and said, the smoke rises slowly like this. What is this called? Curly? . ?

After a while, the daughter asked again, Dad? Giggle? What do you mean?

Dad thought about it and said, don't worry, you'll know when you eat later. ?

2. I asked my son: Do you know why monkeys like to live in the mountains?

The son immediately replied:? According to legend, the monkey broke out of its shell in a crack in the stone, so Dashan should be its mother. In terms of living environment, caves are the most suitable places for it to live, and mangosteen is its favorite food. ?

I nodded and said:? You answered very well. But I still want to ask you, then why don't fish live on land and take water as their home?

The son obviously didn't understand the problem. Scratched his head and answered:? Maybe they did it for security reasons. ?

I asked:? Why do you say that?

The son said solemnly:? Because there are cats on land! ?

I saw several children playing house today!

A little boy said: I am a husband!

A little girl said, I'm going to be a wife!

Another little girl thought for a long time and said timidly, then I'll be a mistress! !

Chapter 2: Meng Bao anecdote joke 1, I took my son to the supermarket to buy things. After choosing something, I pointed to the sign in the supermarket and asked him, Baby, do you know what it says?

The sign says? Milk? Son, just read it out? Cattle? Words.

I asked aside:? Cattle? What's behind?

The son replied:? Tail. ?

My nephew was still in kindergarten and once took him to McDonald's.

He asked me proudly and seriously while eating? Aunt, did you eat McDonald's when you were my age?

I said with deliberate disappointment: Never eaten?

Little P-boy came to his senses and proudly asked me, Do you know why you didn't eat?

Seeing his triumphant appearance, I asked. Why?

He smiled and said, That's because you were born too early, and there was nothing at that time, unlike when I was born at the right time, I had everything I wanted. ?

I knew at that time that this must be the kindergarten teacher who taught them to live in a happy era.

I just want to play with Doby on purpose.

I followed him and asked him proudly and seriously: Have you ever eaten dinosaur meat?

Little p-boy just smiled: Dinosaur meat? Dinosaurs are extinct, of course I haven't eaten them.

I said:? You see, I haven't eaten. When I was your age, I used to eat dinosaur meat, which was very delicious. Do you know why you haven't eaten dinosaur meat?

Little p-boy is coming to spirit:? Have you really eaten dinosaur meat? Then why haven't I eaten yet?

I deliberately said solemnly:? Well, you were born too late. Dinosaurs became extinct. Of course you can't eat dinosaur meat. Unlike I was born so early, there is dinosaur meat to eat. Dinosaur meat is delicious. Now it makes my mouth water.

At that time, that little P child's envious eyes were straight: What is the taste of dinosaur meat? Is there anything delicious in McDonald's?

I disdained to say: Can't you see that I don't even eat McDonald's now? How can McDonald's compare with dinosaur meat? The best meat in the world is dinosaur meat.

Little P coughed in disappointment and bowed his head to eat his McDonald's.

Chapter 3: Meng Bao's anecdote joke 1, son:? Mom, why did you hit me?

Mom:? Beating is painful, scolding is love, and hitting you is painful. ?

Son:? That father is so happy, and his mother loves him every day. ?

2. Question in my heart: When I was in kindergarten, when the teacher told us stories, she always said that the sun was the father-in-law of the sun. It is clearly the sun, why did it become a father-in-law?

Later, when watching costume films, the eunuchs around the emperor also called me father-in-law, which made me even more confused.

When I buy a new eraser, I always carefully cut it into small pieces with a knife. My mother scolded me for not knowing that salt and rice are expensive. I am extremely wronged, pointing to a small eraser, which makes sense: this one is for Chinese homework, this one is for math homework, and this one is for art homework?

Tomorrow is my son's birthday, and my mother is going to buy him a present.

Mom:? What do you want your mother to buy you?

Son:? Want a big cake. ?

Mom:? Anything else?

Son:? And a big cake. ?

Mom:? What do you want with such a big cake? Can you hold it in your stomach?

Son:? And then ask for another belly. ?

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